Summer in Transylvania 2,193 Posted August 22, 2022 I was sure this forum had a thread to share great quotations, but apparently not. "Science says that we are mostly water. I maintain that I am 51% self-pity." - David Neilson (as Roy Cropper), Coronation Street, 2022. "No one's born horrible. No one's born a bitch or a villain or whatever you want to call it. They're made that way" - Charlotte Jordan Evans, 2021. "Know what's great about being an adult? You can have Jaffa Cakes for dinner and no one can tell you off for it." - Charlotte Jordan Evans, 2016. "Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, 1980. " "It's a cruel world, don't you think?" Meggie went on. "Mo often told me I forget how cruel it is too easily." With his burned fingers, Farid stroked her fair hair. It shone even in the dark. "They're all cruel," he said. "The world I come from, the world you come from, and this one too. Maybe people don't see the cruelty in your world straight away, it's better hidden, but it's there all the same." " - Cornelia Funke, Inkspell, 2005. Feel free to share some other great quotes from literature, television, film, life in general, etc. on this thread. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,157 Posted August 22, 2022 Deleted as too serious for this conversation 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted August 22, 2022 “To me, to you” - The Brothers Chuckle 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,157 Posted August 22, 2022 "There's no cure for being a cunt" - Bronn, Game Of Thrones 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted August 22, 2022 'As I dream about movies They won't make of me when I'm dead' Bon Jovi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,117 Posted August 22, 2022 What a stupid fucking thread! Paul Bearer. Deathlist.net 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles De Gaulle 484 Posted August 22, 2022 "we pigeons took it upon ourselves to raise money ($25,000) so that we can bail Jamal (25M black) out of prison so he can butt fuck us I woke up at 5 in the morning and raced to Jamals (25M) house so that I can beat the other pigeons to his 9 inch horse cock (circumcised) and get my tight pigussy violated. When I arrived at his house I saw the feds putting him in the back of a squad car and I was discumbersombobulated. Me and the other pigeons chased after the car and lit it up with precum and shit like a paintball gun but they got away. after an agonizing couple of days without dick we decided to raise bail by renting our puckered bootyholes out for cash. It took 2 weeks of standing on the block cooeing seductively but we finally managed to raise the money and bail him out. we were practically falling over ourselves to be the first in line to get railed. As a thank you he piped us until we started letting out audible human screams. I threw it back ludicrously hard and the pigeons started cheering. We then went to court and sued the police station because we were fucked with our consent." Pidgy the pigeon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,628 Posted August 22, 2022 Jenkins.... Chap with the wings there....... Five rounds rapid. -- Brigadier Alastair Lethbridge-Stewart 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,592 Posted August 23, 2022 N: You're having so many good ideas you should be careful your foot doesn't fall off Q: Is that what happens then when you have lots of good ideas? N: Yes, My brother had the good idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe and his foot fell off 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,314 Posted August 24, 2022 «Do not wear sandals in the rain.» Zsa Zsa Gabor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MariNisia 4,205 Posted August 26, 2022 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." (Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in the film "Airplane!", 1980) 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,743 Posted August 26, 2022 "You're gonna need a bigger boat" "We're on a mission from God" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,628 Posted August 26, 2022 Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,743 Posted August 26, 2022 "Are you the police?" "No ma'am, we're musicians" "How much for the little girl?" "I hate Illinois Nazi's" "Chicken wire?" I'll skip the 106 miles one as too obvious. The sad part is I don't have to look any of this up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted August 27, 2022 Continuing on the Leslie Nielsen theme, from Police Squad "Who are you and how did you get in here?" " I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith. " 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted September 1, 2022 He was way ahead of his time. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 2,193 Posted November 7, 2022 "I drive around in an convertible car and it's never put me in any danger." - John F. Kennedy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 2,193 Posted January 6, 2023 The greatest B&B review ever written. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
