Deathlist Cup 2023

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

Try again?

[diego 1,978]

2 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Tentar novamente?

yes i tried

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

Just received a message from Hell that worked, weird. 

 

Edit: I know what the issue was. Try now, it'll work.

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

Nine-hour reminder  to the six teams who haven't submitted yet.

 

@MortalCaso

@ladyfiona

@diego

@Il Magneto

@Dying Probably

@TheSpinosaurus

[diego 1,978]

5 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Lembrete de nove horas para as seis equipes que ainda não se inscreveram.

 

@MortalCaso

@ladyfiona

@diego

@Il Magneto

@Morrendo Provavelmente

@TheSpinosaurus

I'll send it in a little while, as soon as I get home.

[ladyfiona 2,572]

Thanks for tagging me, I actually forgot I entered this. It will be with you soon.

[MortalCaso 1,624]

Just submitted my team.

 

Good luck @Hell. I don't plan on a Round 1 exit this year...

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

OK every team but one in, and as they haven't posted since January 15th I think we may be seeing one bye. Got everything else formatted and ready to go, so I should have the teams and line-ups posted before work starts tomorrow morning GMT.

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

The final team, Il Magneto, did submit a team, but 56 minutes past the deadline, so I'm going to have to reluctantly disqualify them and award CalebH a walkover win in their first round match.

 

These are the ties for the first round

 

Great Uncle Bulgaria (GUB) (Dave Marsh, Frank Field, Ethel Caterham, Jonnie Irwin, Maria Branyas, Nick Anderton, Nigel Starmer-Smith*, Rob Burrow, Rolf Harris, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sonny Rollins)

vs 

Ladyfiona (FIO) (Colette Maze, Dai Henwood, Frank Field, James Whale, Janis Paige, Jimmy Carter, Julian Sands, June Spencer, Kenneth McAlpine, Rolf Harris*, Virginia Halas McCaskey)

 

wannamaker (WAN) (Christy Dignam, DJ Bubba Bo, Jesse C. Navarro, Jonnie Irwin, James Whale, Lautaro Ronchi , Nanjil Sampath, Princess Bajrakitiyabha*, Roberto Chale, Rolf Harris, Tongo)

vs 

Sean (SEA) (Carolyn Bryant Donham, Christy Dignam*, George Alagiah, Malachy McCourt, Mark Patton, Michael Flately, Mike Peters, Rolf Harris, Ruth Buzzi, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Teresa Taylor)

 

Famous6Eva (F6E) (Bernardo Ruiz, Brenda Milner, Dries van Agt, Honor McKellar, Humberto Maschio, John Capodice, Kurt Hamrin, Mario Zagallo, Nathalia Timberg, Nikolai Ryzhkov, Ugo Mifsud Bonnici*)

vs 

TheKillingTime (TKT) (Barbara Barrie*, Břetislav Staš, Doreen Mantle, Garth Manton, Jonnie Irwin, Josef Fritzl, Ole Anderson, Oleg Protopopov, Ruth Buzzi, Silvana Lattmann, Zhu Rongji)

 

Hell (HEL) (Carolyn Bryant Donham, Frank Field, James Whale, Jonnie Irwin, Princess Bajrakitiyabha, Rhod Gilbert, Rolf Harris*, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Simon Cowell (Wildlife), Steve McMichael, Ted Kaczynski)

vs 

MortalCaso (MOR) (Carolyn Bryant Donham, Esther Rantzen, Frank Field, Jango Edwards, Jimmy Carter, Jonnie Irwin, Mike Swick*, Rhod Gilbert, Rolf Harris, Simon Cowell (Wildlife), Steve McMichael)

 

Il Magento - DNS

vs 

CalebH (CAL) (Bas de Gaay Fortman, Hazel Plummer, Jiřina Bohdalová, Jose Mujica, Larry Garza, Mark Pilgrim, Marthe Cohn, Rachel Dror, Steve McMichael*, Tim Lobinger, Wang Huo)

 

JoeMoneypenny (JMP) (Alma Adamkiene, Amanda Bynes, Carmen Sevilla, Denny Crum, Frank Field, Hsing Yun, jayanta Mahapatra, Joseph Zen, Law Lan, Rebecca Pan, Steve McMichael*) 

vs 

Dying Probably (DYP) (Alan Greenspan*, Caren Marsh Doll, Dick Van Dyke, Elizabeth Dole, Henry Kissinger, James L. Buckley, Jimmy Carter, Josip Manolic, Norman Tebbit, Rosalynn Carter, Sandra Day O'Connor)

 

theoldlady (OLD) (Andy Taylor, Frank Field, Jonnie Irwin, Katie Keltie, Nigel Starmer-Smith, Rolf Harris, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sonny Rollins, Steve McMichael*, Tim Lobinger, Tina Turner)

vs 

deadsox (DSX) (Caren Marsh Doll, James Whale, Jonnie Irwin, Juan Vicente Perez Mora, Maria Branyas, Otis Taylor, Pervez Musharraf, Rolf Harris, Simon Cowell (wildlife), Steve McMichael*, Tim Loblinger)

 

Wormfarmer  (WOR) (Anne Baker, Ethel Caterham, Frank Field, George Alagiah, J. Christopher Flowers, James C Floyd, James Whale, Khaleda Zia, Linda Nolan, Marita Comacho Quiros*, Mark Pilgrim)

vs 

Diego (DIE) ("Superstar" Billy Graham, Dikembe Mutombo, Dom Geraldo Majella Agnelo*, Dov Lando, Nick Anderton, Nigel Starmer Smith, Princesa Bajrakitiyabha, Rolf Schimpf, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sebastian Brodrick, Vic Seixas)

 

Gooseberry Crumble (GOO) (Dickie Bird*, Duane Eddy, Frank Field, Frank Sedgman, Harry Greenway, ian Callaghan, Joanne Woodward, Leslie Caron, Norman Bowler, Philippe De Gaulle , Stanley Baxter)

vs 

ThereWillBeDeaths7 (TWB) (Bobby Charlton, Esther Rantzen, George Alagiah, James Whale, Jonnie Irwin, Larry Pressler, Roberta Flack, Rolf Harris, Ryuichi Sakamoto*, Steve McMichael, Tony Bennett)

 

Liz Lemon (LIZ) (Princess Bajrakitiyabha, Dick Button, Frank Field, Frederic Forrest, James Whale, Joanne Wooodward, Maria Branyas, Nigel Starmer-Smith, Rolf Harris, Ruth Buzzi, Steve McMichael*)

vs 

TheSpinosaurus (SPI) (Aaron Ramsey, Enock Mwepu, Eric Bailly, Franz Beckenbauer, Graham Cross, Horst-Dieter Hottges*, Mario Zagallo, Paul Gascoigne, Rivellino, Ron Yeats, Bobby Charlton)

 

Pop_Zeus (POP) (Andy Taylor, Bob Barker, Burt Bacharach, George Alagiah, Jane Fonda, Linda Nolan, Nigel Starmer-Smith, Paul Hogan, Randy Jackson, Roberta Flack, Rolf Harris*)

vs 

Bibliogryphon (BIB) (Agnes Keleti*, Bob Barker, Frank Field, Glynis Johns, James Whale, John Woodvine, Kat Bjelland, Katherine, Duchess of Kent, Linda Nolan, Margaret Stuart Barry, William Russell)



 justonecornetto (JOC) (Anne Baker*, Caren Marsh Doll, Edie Ceccarelli, Ethel Caterham, James Whale, John Tinniswood, Jonnie Irwin, Lloyd Geering, Princess Bajrakitiyabha, Ruth Buzzi, Ryuichi Sakamoto)

vs 

Arghton (ARG) (Andres Garcia, Enilce Lopez, Frank Field, KH Ali Yafie*, Khamtai Siphandone, Mohamed Bensaid Ait Idder, Otis Taylor, Roberta Flack, Sebastian Brodrick, Steve McMichael, Tongo)

 

GuyFromFuture (GFF) (Chris Snow*, Edith Ballantyne, Eleanor Collins, Giorgio Napolitano, Harriet Andersson, Frank Field, Irene Camber, Richard Rohmer, Simon Cowell (wildlife), Simone Segouin, Steve McMichael)

vs 

DeathByArsenic (DBA) (Anastasia Zavorotnyuk, Brian O'Donovan , Claire Maurier, Eric Lamaze, Fernanda Montenegro, Geneviève Callerot, Joss Ackland, Kate Keltie*, Larisa Latynina, Princess Mikasa, Roland Bertin)

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

1. "Superstar" Billy Graham    DIE
2. Aaron Ramsey    SPI
3. Agnes Keleti    BIB*
4. Alan Greenspan    DYP*
5. Alma Adamkiene    JMP
6. Amanda Bynes    JMP
7. Anastasia Zavorotnyuk    DBA
8. Andres Garcia    ARG
9. Andy Taylor    OLD, POP
10. Anne Baker    JOC*, WOR
11. Barbara Barrie    TKT*
12. Bas de Gaay Fortman    CAL
13. Bernardo Ruiz    F6E
14. Bob Barker    BIB, POP
15. Bobby Charlton    SPI, TWB
16. Brenda Milner    F6E
17. Břetislav Staš    TKT
18. Brian O'Donovan     DBA
19. Burt Bacharach    POP
20. Caren Marsh Doll    DSX, DYP, JOC
21. Carmen Sevilla    JMP
22. Carolyn Bryant Donham    HEL, MOR, SEA
23. Chris Snow    GFF*
24. Christy Dignam    SEA*, WAN
25. Claire Maurier    DBA
26. Colette Maze    FIO
27. Dai Henwood    FIO
28. Dave Marsh    GUB
29. Denny Crum    JMP
30. Dick Button    LIZ
31. Dick Van Dyke    DYP
32. Dickie Bird    GOO*
33. Dikembe Mutombo    DIE
34. Dj Bubba Bo    WAN
35. Dom Geraldo Majella Agnelo    DIE*
36. Doreen Mantle    TKT
37. Dov Lando    DIE
38. Dries van Agt    F6E
39. Duane Eddy    GOO
40. Edie Ceccarelli    JOC
41. Edith Ballantyne    GFF
42. Eleanor Collins    GFF
43. Elizabeth Dole    DYP
44. Enilce Lopez    ARG
45. Enock Mwepu    SPI
46. Eric Bailly    SPI
47. Eric Lamaze    DBA
48. Esther Rantzen    MOR, TWB
49. Ethel Caterham    GUB, JOC, WOR
50. Fernanda Montenegro    DBA
51. Frank Field    ARG, BIB, FIO, GFF, GOO, GUB, HEL, JMP, LIZ, MOR, OLD, WOR
52. Frank Sedgman    GOO
53. Franz Beckenbauer    SPI
54. Frederic Forrest    LIZ
55. Garth Manton    TKT
56. Geneviève Callerot    DBA
57. George Alagiah    POP, SEA, TWB, WOR
58. Giorgio Napolitano    GFF
59. Glynis Johns    BIB
60. Graham Cross    SPI
61. Harriet Andersson    GFF
62. Harry Greenway    GOO
63. Hazel Plummer    CAL
64. Henry Kissinger    DYP
65. Honor McKellar    F6E
66. horst-Dieter Hottges    SPI*
67. Hsing Yun    JMP
68. Humberto Maschio    F6E
69. ian Callaghan    GOO
70. Irene Camber    GFF
71. J. Christopher Flowers    WOR
72. James C Floyd    WOR
73. James L. Buckley    DYP
74. James Whale    BIB, DSX, FIO, HEL, JOC, LIZ, TWB, WAN, WOR
75. Jane Fonda    POP
76. Jango Edwards    MOR
77. Janis Paige    FIO
78. jayanta Mahapatra    JMP
79. Jesse C. Navarro    WAN
80. Jimmy Carter    DYP, FIO, MOR
81. Jiřina Bohdalová    CAL
82. Joanne Woodward    GOO, LIZ
83. John Capodice    F6E
84. John Tinniswood    JOC
85. John Woodvine    BIB
86. Jonnie Irwin    DSX, GUB, HEL, JOC, MOR, OLD, TKT, TWB, WAN
87. Jose Mujica    CAL
88. Josef Fritzl    TKT
89. Joseph Zen    JMP
90. Josip Manolic    DYP
91. Joss Ackland    DBA
92. Juan Vicente Perez Mora    DSX
93. Julian Sands    FIO
94. June Spencer    FIO
95. Kat Bjelland    BIB
96. Kate Keltie    DBA*, OLD
97. Katherine, Duchess of Kent    BIB
98. Kenneth McAlpine    FIO
99. KH Ali Yafie    ARG*
100. Khaleda Zia    WOR
101. Khamtai Siphandone    ARG
102. Kurt Hamrin    F6E
103. Larisa Latynina    DBA
104. Larry Garza    CAL
105. Larry Pressler    TWB
106. Lautaro Ronchi     WAN
107. Law Lan    JMP
108. Leslie Caron    GOO
109. Linda Nolan    BIB, POP, WOR
110. Lloyd Geering    JOC
111. Malachy McCourt    SEA
112. Margaret Stuart Barry    BIB
113. Maria Branyas    DSX, GUB, LIZ
114. Mario Zagallo    F6E, SPI
115. Marita Comacho Quiros    WOR*
116. Mark Patton    SEA
117. Mark Pilgrim    CAL, WOR
118. Marthe Cohn    CAL
119. Michael Flately    SEA
120. Mike Peters    SEA
121. Mike Swick    MOR*
122. Mohamed Bensaid Ait Idder    ARG
123. Nanjil Sampath    WAN
124. Nathalia Timberg    F6E
125. Nick Anderton    DIE, GUB
126. Nigel Starmer Smith    DIE, GUB*, LIZ, OLD, POP
127. Nikolai Ryzhkov    F6E
128. Norman Bowler    GOO
129. Norman Tebbit    DYP
130. Ole Anderson    TKT
131. Oleg Protopopov    TKT
132. Otis Taylor    ARG, DSX
133. Paul Gascoigne    SPI
134. Paul Hogan    POP
135. Pervez Musharraf    DSX
136. Philippe De Gaulle     GOO
137. Princesa Bajrakitiyabha    DIE, HEL, JOC, LIZ, WAN*
138. Princess Mikasa    DBA
139. Rachel Dror    CAL
140. Randy Jackson    POP
141. Rebecca Pan    JMP
142. Rhod Gilbert    HEL, MOR
143. Richard Rohmer    GFF
144. Rivellino    SPI
145. Rob Burrow    GUB
146. Roberta Flack    ARG, POP, TWB
147. Roberto Chale    WAN
148. Roland Bertin    DBA
149. Rolf Harris    DSX, FIO*, GUB, HEL*, LIZ, MOR, OLD, POP*, SEA, TWB, WAN
150. Rolf Schimpf    DIE
151. Ron Yeats    SPI
152. Rosalynn Carter    DYP
153. Ruth Buzzi    JOC, LIZ, SEA, TKT
154. Ryuichi Sakamoto    DIE, GUB, HEL, JOC, OLD, SEA, TWB*
155. Sandra Day O'Connor    DYP
156. Sebastian Brodrick    ARG, DIE
157. Silvana Lattmann    TKT
158. Simon Cowell (wildlife)    DSX, GFF, HEL, MOR
159. Simone Segouin    GFF
160. Sonny Rollins    GUB, OLD
161. Stanley Baxter    GOO
162. Steve McMichael    ARG, CAL*, DSX*, GFF, HEL, JMP*, LIZ*, MOR, OLD*, TWB
163. Ted Kaczynski    HEL
164. Teresa Taylor    SEA
165. Tim Lobinger    CAL, OLD, DSX
166. Tina Turner    OLD
167. Tongo    ARG, WAN
168. Tony Bennett    TWB
169. Ugo Mifsud Bonnici    F6E*
170. Vic Seixas    DIE
171. Virginia Halas McCaskey    FIO
172. Wang Huo    CAL
173. William Russell    BIB
174. Zhu Rongji    TKT

 

Do quickly skim to make sure I've not made any data entry errors w/your teams. And of course, good luck.

[An Fear Beag 1,535]

How is the Julian Sands situation going to work out?

Presumably if he is to score, he will need to be shown to have been alive when the round started at midnight, but died after that?

If he is discovered dead by 3rd Feb, a sub will be allowed, but if he is discovered after that, then no sub?

Good luck with that one 

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

I allowed him as a pick as I think the chances of him being found in the next few days are slim-to-none, and the chances of him scoring any points are effectively zero. Same as I'd have allowed Jimmy Hoffa or Richey Edwards as picks.

[Il Magneto 18]

I sent you a message yesterday but don't know if it sent. I tried sending again this morning

[Il Magneto 18]

Ah sorry I seen the above message that I have been DQd. If it wasn't in time thats okay I apologise. Good luck in competitions 

[ladyfiona 2,572]

I was slightly hesitant about putting Julian Sands but there was nothing in the rules about missing persons so...

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

Bit quiet in here.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

Fans must’ve been disappointed I quit hence the quietness of the game 

[deadsox 894]

2 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Bit quiet in here.

 

Excellent defense.

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

Fans must’ve been disappointed I quit hence the quietness of the game 

 

"SPADE OUT" banners being waved by Deathlist ultras, ugly scenes.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

[Guest]

It may liven up when there’s actually a death!

[gcreptile 10,963]

I am completely amazed that Mark Pilgrim is still alive. I think he is the current leader of "looks like dead but isn't", if you care to see. Almost reaches the level of that dried out yogi last year.

[arghton 6,692]

Sebastian Brodrick was "dying" around three weeks ago. Bensaid Ait Idder and Khamtai Siphandone I picked just because they're very old and have been rumored/said to be very ill in recent months. Ali Yafie was a pretty risky joker and it seems around 50/50 if he'll recover or die, Enilce Lopez was probably my worst pick, starting to seem very much like El Bronco from MMMDP 2022. She's said to have "30 different ailments" but still not fucking dead and also involved in paramilitaries and possibly drug trafficking.

[Spade_Cooley 9,513]

Feel like every year there's an "on-the-edge-of-death" Nigerian footballer who ends up carking it the round after everyone stops picking him.

[TQR 14,384]

 

On 01/02/2023 at 08:49, Spade_Cooley said:

Pervez Musharraf    DSX