I Destroy the Royal Family

[sympathyforthedevil 11]

I'm surprised that Obama wasn't invited.

[Toast 16,137]

I'm surprised that Obama wasn't invited.

 

Why?

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

I have a strange feeling that Carole Middleton is a bit of a loose cannon and has the potential to cause some embarrassment in the future

I would hazard a small bet on another individual possibly turning out to be a troublemaker.

 

Sorry for being so dense at this hour of the morning but to whom are you referring? Kate? Pippa? Why?

[Toast 16,137]

Oh, no concrete reason, just a hunch. Not Kate, no.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Oh, no concrete reason, just a hunch. Not Kate, no.

 

 

Pippa.... Well, I guess the Royals already have their hands full with three generations of "loose cannons"/arrogant tw*ts in the forms of Princes Philip, Andrew and Harry. I can imagine that Beatrice and Eugenie will wreak some degree of (limited) havoc in the future, too. With the parents those two kids have, they have virtually no chance of growing into settled, mature adults.

 

Sigh... Well, God bless the Queen anyway.

[sympathyforthedevil 11]

I'm surprised that Obama wasn't invited.

 

Why?

 

er...cos he's American president....duh.

[Toast 16,137]

If it had been a State occasion the US President would have been invited. But it wasn't.

If he had some special personal link with the bride or groom Mr Obama might have been invited. But apparently he doesn't.

So he wasn't invited.

[Windsor 2,233]

Besides...he was busy trying to kill bin Laden at the time. The final operation was in its early stages while the wedding was taking place.

 

So its probably a good thing he wasn't invited...

[Toast 16,137]

So its probably a good thing he wasn't invited...

Who, Osama bin Laden?

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Charles apparently inadvertantly amused many people today with his "wings":

 

 

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Can't believe I just posted something as naff and un-newsworthy as that dopey picture of Charlie. The saturation coverage of the royal wedding must have really started to affect me.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Can't believe I just posted something as naff and un-newsworthy as that dopey picture of Charlie. The saturation coverage of the royal wedding must have really started to affect me.

This is your brain on royalty.

 

regards,

Hein

[Toast 16,137]

This one's crying out for a caption too.

 

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Oh, no concrete reason, just a hunch. Not Kate, no.

 

 

Pippa.... Well, I guess the Royals already have their hands full with three generations of "loose cannons"/arrogant tw*ts in the forms of Princes Philip, Andrew and Harry. I can imagine that Beatrice and Eugenie will wreak some degree of (limited) havoc in the future, too. With the parents those two kids have, they have virtually no chance of growing into settled, mature adults.

 

Sigh... Well, God bless the Queen anyway.

 

You were right! http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/royalwedd...ddleton-emerges

 

Their brother has also caused some tabloid titillaton: http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/5947...e-Photo-Scandal

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Oh, no concrete reason, just a hunch. Not Kate, no.

 

 

Pippa.... Well, I guess the Royals already have their hands full with three generations of "loose cannons"/arrogant tw*ts in the forms of Princes Philip, Andrew and Harry. I can imagine that Beatrice and Eugenie will wreak some degree of (limited) havoc in the future, too. With the parents those two kids have, they have virtually no chance of growing into settled, mature adults.

 

Sigh... Well, God bless the Queen anyway.

 

You were right! http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/royalwedd...ddleton-emerges

 

Yes, that Pippa sure is a troublemaker:

 

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/royalwedd...to-couples-spat

 

For those of you who can't be bothered clicking on the link to read the story, here is the summary version:

 

[Toast 16,137]

I don't understand this widespread obsession with her so-called arse - she hasn't got one as far as I can see. Or any tits. I may not be qualified to comment, but her body looks about as sexy as an ironing board to me.

 

[charon 4,943]

Whoever took this pic must be on a sticky wicket............

 

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Whoever took this pic must be on a sticky wicket............

 

 

 

I wouldn't mind being on Harry's sticky wicket, to be honest - even if he is a ginger.

[Falkekopf 50]

Whoever took this pic must be on a sticky wicket............

 

 

His father must be very proud of him......although I bet Prince Charles is none too pleased!

[themaninblack 2,112]

Well, they didn't get a picture with his lad out, so for that we must be grateful...

[ITDY 20]

Whoever took this pic must be on a sticky wicket............

 

 

 

I wouldn't mind being on Harry's sticky wicket, to be honest - even if he is a ginger.

 

Me either, he is a bit of a ride lol. Can't see what the fuss is about though. "Young man parties in Vegas" is hardly newsworthy no matter who he is. So he played strip billiards in a private hotel room in Vegas, anyone stuck up enough to be disgusted by this should get down off their high horse and go flick their bean.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Duke of Kent's had a stroke, and I don't mean with Pam and her five sisters neither

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

[Deathray 2,940]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2594175/Ryanair-boss-apologises-joke-making-love-Queen.html

 

Michael O'Leary has his eyes on the throne, and the royal four-poster and her tunnel by the looks of it.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Camilla's brother does a Michael Schumacher: http://www.abc.net.a...nd-dies/5408080

[Bibliogryphon 9,573]

Camilla's brother does a Michael Schumacher: http://www.abc.net.a...nd-dies/5408080

 

Yes that particularly dangerous sport of walking down a New York sidewalk (pavement for those of us who speak English) and lighting a cigarette.

 

Smoking Kills