Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted August 2, 2007 Get your posts in quick guys, Elton's gonna have us all shut down!: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007350453,00.html "I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span." Yeah, like that's gonna happen, Reg! Will we see: Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage cos Elton John's had it shut down "I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano" I downloaded all his stuff (over 30 albums) from Bit Torrent over a year ago. I might have to delete it due to running out of space on my hard drive. I twice booked tickets to see him live - both concerts were cancelled, first one due to him having a pacemaker fitted, second one due to bad ticket sales because people were pissed off he'd cancelled the first one. However the waddling pug-nosed rug-topped poof does come up with some good soundbites every now and then, so I'm in no particular hurry to see his demise. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 2, 2007 I predict he will die a bizzare death which involves a candle in the windpipe, though I won't venture when (I'm not iain!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 2, 2007 I predict he will die a bizzare death which involves a candle in the windpipe, though I won't venture when (I'm not iain!) I'll wager that it's not his windpipe he puts candles in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 2, 2007 I predict he will die a bizzare death which involves a candle in the windpipe, though I won't venture when (I'm not iain!) i predict a lonely suicide in a few years time there will be a big scandl barrymore style i just dont think he could take it all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 2, 2007 I predict he will die a bizzare death which involves a candle in the windpipe, though I won't venture when (I'm not iain!) I'll wager that it's not his windpipe he puts candles in. Lard, this thought did occur to me as I formulated my post, but I thought I would leave it to someone with a more depraved mind than myself to post it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted August 2, 2007 I predict he will die a bizzare death which involves a candle in the windpipe, though I won't venture when (I'm not iain!) I'll wager that it's not his windpipe he puts candles in. Lard, this thought did occur to me as I formulated my post, but I thought I would leave it to someone with a more depraved mind than myself to post it! It is a windpipe of sorts What I meant to say is it is a sort of windpipe. - I blame the French for messing with my word order logic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 2, 2007 I predict he will die a bizzare death which involves a candle in the windpipe, though I won't venture when (I'm not iain!) I'll wager that it's not his windpipe he puts candles in. Lard, this thought did occur to me as I formulated my post, but I thought I would leave it to someone with a more depraved mind than myself to post it! It is a windpipe of sorts What I meant to say is it is a sort of windpipe. - I blame the French for messing with my word order logic. A bit off topic, but strangely enough, Mr LB has had to go to the doctor today, and it transpires he has a bowel problem and is going to have to have a camera up his windpipe. I wonder if Elton's ever done that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 2, 2007 I know not, but I wouldn't want to have to see the videos, even for Langham-esque research. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 2, 2007 I know not, but I wouldn't want to have to see the videos, even for Langham-esque research. Brings a new light to youTUBE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted August 7, 2007 Elton John is an unpatrioctic queer. He come to Philladelphia and sais nothing about the 4th of July instead his free concert he put on turned out to not be a 4th of July concert but a flipping Aids Benefit. I hope he dies soon. I'm sick of his disease and all the other pressing queers like him. What an idiotic post. Why should an A.I.D.S. benefit not be held on 4th July? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted August 7, 2007 I predict he will die a bizzare death which involves a candle in the windpipe, though I won't venture when (I'm not iain!) i predict a lonely suicide in a few years time there will be a big scandl barrymore style i just dont think he could take it all Why? Is he particularly depressed or lonely or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stiffneck 0 Posted November 10, 2009 Have to sayI have a sneaking our fav Gay Elton John is showing the signs of AIDS he`s been ill on and off for some time memory seems to be going hence auto-cue got e-coli breathing probs looks like the Grimm Reaper wants a few tunes Topics merged [HCW] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted November 10, 2009 edit: removed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) I couldn't find a topic all for himself, so here it goes: Elton John is in hospital with a "serious respiratory infection". It doesn't sound particularly life-threatening, but there's always hope. regards, Hein Edited May 24, 2012 by Magere Hein There is one, so post moved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted May 30, 2012 Doing well after treatment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted June 2, 2012 I have tickets to see him at Falkirk on 10th June so I hope he has recovered, after that......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,572 Posted June 6, 2012 Watched the Diamond Jubilee Concert and whilst he did not look at Death's door he certainly looked worse than a lot of people who were older than him, Macca, Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey, Cliff Richard, Rolf Harris & The Queen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 6, 2012 Watched the Diamond Jubilee Concert and whilst he did not look at Death's door he certainly looked worse than a lot of people who were older than him, Macca, Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey, Cliff Richard, Rolf Harris & The Queen! Yeh, but what you obviously didn't notice is that it wasn't Elton John at all, they'd substituted him for Blanche off Coronation Street. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 6, 2012 I have tickets to see him at Falkirk on 10th June so I hope he has recovered, after that......... Demand your money back, he was utter shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,136 Posted June 6, 2012 Watched the Diamond Jubilee Concert and whilst he did not look at Death's door he certainly looked worse than a lot of people who were older than him, Macca, Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey, Cliff Richard, Rolf Harris & The Queen! According to Diana In Heaven, that wasn't Macca anyway - she says he's been up there since 1966. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted August 15, 2012 Elton's bass player Bob Birch has shot himself. Not a man to let the grass grow under his feet, he also played with/for (deep breath): Sir George Martin Billy Joel Tim Rice Bernie Taupin Brian Adams Bruce Hornsby Lionel Ritchie George Michael Eric Clapton B.B. King Brian May (of Queen) Sting Tina Turner Cher Julie Andrews Don Henley David Coverdale Sheryl Crow Spice Girls Melissa Etheridge Tammy Wynette Sandra Bernhard Marianne Faithful Nona Hendryx Terence Trent D'arby Little Richard Phil Collins Mary J. Blige Lulu Stevie Wonder Natalie Cole Backstreet Boys Clint Black LeAnn Rimes Gary Wright Paul Carrack Johnny Mathis Shirley MacLaine Jose Feliciano Jim Carey Anastacia Joss Stone Courtney Love Kevin Spacey Ronan Keating Sophie B. Hawkins Michael McDonald Randy Newman Brian McKnight Brian Wilson Vanessa Carlton Rufus Wainwright Nikka Costa Sinead O’Connor John Mayer Ray Charles Donna Summer Dolly Parton Barry Manillow Leon Russell Gregg Allman Hugh Padgham Michael Omartian Joseph Williams (singer, composer) Rainey Gary Mallaber James Newton Howard The Chicago Horns Mark Farner Don Brewer Leslie West Rick Derringer Lou Gramm John Waite Nils Lofgren Felix Cavaliere Clerence Clemons Hans Zimmer Fortune Andy Summers Troy Lucketta Greg Hawkes Chris Thomas Greg Penny Mark Ashton Paul Rothchild Retaliation Glenn Hughes Gary Barlow Eddie Money Edgar Winter and the White Trash Hellecasters Mark Bonilla Bobby Gaylor Marisela Warpipes Ghosts of the Open Road Pocket Change Davey Johnstone Nigel Olsson Paul Buckmaster Aynsley Dunbar Keith Emerson Steve Porcaro Danny Pelfrey Tom Scott Carmine Appice Gregg Bissonette Mark Craney Clive Franks John Jorgenson Liberty DeVito Bobby Mayo Mark Rivera Jimmy Hunter Bob Conti Rocket Ritchotte Chris Pinnick Paul Ventimiglia ABC Television---Disney Studios--- Lucas Films The Inheritance Iron Butterfly The Captain and Tennille Brian Doerksen Steve Archer Julie Budd Gianni Bella David Harris Pete Doherty Celso Valli Rick Astley Kiki Dee I don't believe he played on Dunn's Grandad, but you never know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted August 15, 2012 I hope that post was a cut and paste! Who in their right mind would write down... Brian May (of Queen) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted August 15, 2012 I hope that post was a cut and paste! Who in their right mind would write down... Brian May (of Queen) As opposed to the late Mad Max score-writing Australian composer. What does cut and paste mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 15, 2013 Cancels gig due to health reasons . http://news.sky.com/story/1065343/elton-john-cancels-show-for-medical-reasons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eesti 151 Posted March 19, 2013 I'm going to his concert in the end of June. Hopefully he will be ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
