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In a world of much uncertainty, there are two things us deathlisters can take for granted. One is that Jimmy Carter is "coming to the end" and this may be James Whale's "Last Christmas".

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4 minutes ago, Szabaka said:

 

And what the fuck is that link? *looks closely* Oh, it's the same as the one posted earlier.

 

The only thing that's coming to the end is the will to live of the poor sods who visit this thread when there's been another update, 'just incase', only to find this poxy shit.

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1 minute ago, TQR said:

 

And what the fuck is that link? *looks closely* Oh, it's the same as the one posted earlier.

 

The only thing that's coming to the end is the will to live of the poor sods who visit this thread when there's been another update, 'just incase', only to find this poxy shit.

 

3rd time it's been posted and absolutely nothing new, except he voted. I don't know what all the excitement is about. Some one receiving end of life treatment is by definition "nearing the end".

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There’s one thing that this thread made me realize. People take this to seriously sometimes.

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4 minutes ago, RetroGamer47 said:

https://x.com/ceciliabtory/status/1790516335514210780?s=46
 

What the actual shit is she talking about?


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To be clear, Ian isn't trans. He's just a weirdo who pretends to be an elderly Tory lady on an alt Twitter account.

And to answer your question – nobody knows. His trolling on there isn't even worth it because nobody bites. His tweets literally get no engagement, and on the rare occasion someone does respond, he doesn't interact with them. He's clearly a very disturbed individual, but then we knew that when he was a DL Forums regular.

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1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said:


*He

To be clear, Ian isn't trans. He's just a weirdo who pretends to be an elderly Tory lady on an alt Twitter account.

And to answer your question – nobody knows. His trolling on there isn't even worth it because nobody bites. His tweets literally get no engagement, and on the rare occasion someone does respond, he doesn't interact with them. He's clearly a very disturbed individual, but then we knew that when he was a DL Forums regular.

I mean if Carter was actually dead, there'd be no way of hiding it. Bush the Elder, or his wife, didn't have that sort of a delay in terms of days between death and announcement, nor did any other president in my lifetime.

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On X there does seem to be a general acceptance that 'coming to an end' means what it said but it could be a case of people just taking an opportunity to post and opinion about Carter.

 

If I was not on here the number of posts about Carter in the past few hours would make me think his demise was imminent 

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25 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

On X there does seem to be a general acceptance that 'coming to an end' means what it said but it could be a case of people just taking an opportunity to post and opinion about Carter.

 

If I was not on here the number of posts about Carter in the past few hours would make me think his demise was imminent 

Twitter users aren’t really known for their intelligence or fact-checking

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43 minutes ago, oldhollywood said:

Twitter users aren’t really known for their intelligence or fact-checking

 

That is a ridiculous generalisation.  A vast range of people use Twitter, from the incredibly stupid to the highly intelligent.

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3 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

That is a ridiculous generalisation.  A vast range of people use Twitter, from the incredibly stupid to the highly intelligent.

You’re right, how dare I generalise based on years of observations of stupid herd mentality behaviour on that site, lock me up! I’m sure they have plenty of insights into Jimmy Carter’s condition that we’re unaware of

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3 hours ago, Toast said:

 

That is a ridiculous generalisation.  A vast range of people use Twitter, from the incredibly stupid to the highly intelligent.

It's mostly stupid neo-nazis at this point.

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32 minutes ago, Tango854 said:

It's mostly stupid neo-nazis at this point.

 

I don't see anything like that in my feed.  It's like everywhere, the more you click on something, the more similar stuff you're shown.

I get a lot of posts featuring art, architecture, photography, ancient landscapes, stone circles, animal behaviour, loads of things.

And funny stuff like Fesshole.

If you follow the right sort of posters it's fine.  

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1 minute ago, Toast said:

 

I don't see anything like that in my feed.  It's like everywhere, the more you click on something, the more similar stuff you're shown.

I get a lot of posts featuring art, architecture, photography, ancient landscapes, stone circles, animal behaviour, loads of things.

And funny stuff like Fesshole.

If you follow the right sort of posters it's fine.  

 

Oh, that explains the Kangaroo porn then. I thought there were a lot more, er, followers of it than mere chance would suggest.

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2 minutes ago, En Passant said:

Oh, that explains the Kangaroo porn then. I thought there were a lot more, er, followers of it than mere chance would suggest.

 

Is it true that male kangaroos have two penises?

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2 minutes ago, Toast said:

Is it true that male kangaroos have two penises?

 

 

Sort of - It would seem.

You muck about for a couple of seconds and it's amazing the rabbit holes you find yourself burrowing down. And no, lets not start on rabbit porn, they do just fine without it apparently.

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"Where were you when Jimmy Carter died?"

Me? Discussing marsupial cocks.

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5 minutes ago, TQR said:

"Where were you when Jimmy Carter died?"

Me? Discussing marsupial cocks.

 

This thread went to shit so long ago it hardly matters. Admins could just lock it until something actually noteworthy happened to him if they cared to.

At least Kangaroo cocks are more interesting than mangoes - though ymmv.

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2 minutes ago, En Passant said:

 

This thread went to shit so long ago it hardly matters. Admins could just lock it until something actually noteworthy happened to him if they cared to.

At least Kangaroo cocks are more interesting than mangoes - though ymmv.

 

Oh, it's not a complaint! This is one of the more interesting contributions hereabouts. The thread was hijacked months and months ago and wasn't locked so it's clearly now a free-for-all. Tbh it should be merged with an existing thread in Extra-Curricular to create one Drunk? Bored? Psychopath? Jimmy Carter? superthread.

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I just saw this on Youtube- it's Jimmy Carter's Grandson, doing an update- he says that he thinks that Jimmy Carter's life is winding down-  we shall see I guess!    

 

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2 hours ago, chiesa52 said:

I just saw this on Youtube- it's Jimmy Carter's Grandson, doing an update- he says that he thinks that Jimmy Carter's life is winding down-  we shall see I guess!    

 

 

I just saw this on YouTube - it's Brian Cox, in response to your update.

 

 

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Ok, is it possable that the Democratic party is holding back the announcement of Carters death until the election in November? This way, Biden is not the oldest President living? Just a thought. Alls fair in love and war and politics.

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Oh yes, why didn't we think of that? Bound to be pretty likely.

Lets put the dead ex-pres in a freezer for 6 months to hide the fact from the public and even better we can get another 100 pages on Deathlist with mad conspiracy theories.

Fuck me.

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And idiots. 

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