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Yusuf al-Qaradawi (1926-2022)

 

Moderate Islamist, moderate cunt

 

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Age at death: 96

Known health issues: Frail for years, on life support for two weeks with COVID in May 2021.

Cause of death: Natural causes.

Alignment: Pretty controversial. He justified Palestine suicide bombings, thought homosexuals and Jews must be exterminated, but at the same time he condemned ISIL, 9/11 and promoted education for women, also opposing the use of niqab.

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On 23/09/2022 at 22:53, arghton said:

Satya Mohan Joshi reportedly hospitalised with dengue, UTI, bad appetite, weakness, chronic heart problems, breathing problems and other old age ailments (He's 102).

 

"According to the hospital, Joshi was jointly examined by doctors from different departments (medicine, pulmonology, urology, cardiology, nephrology)."

 

"Alarming" but there is "no need to panic" say the doctors.

Satya Mohan Joshi reportedly recovering and to be discharged in around two days. But he was also recovering on Monday/Tuesday and they said back then that he'd be discharged "tomorrow if everything goes well".

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This is apparently a new picture.

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Rinse and repeat.

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13 minutes ago, ThereWillBeDeaths7 said:

Reportedly Truss just forced him to be the new Chancellor of the Exchequer :D

 

Asked about his prospects he allegedly replied "surely a syphilitic teddy bear would be an improvement on the current guy?"

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On 29/09/2022 at 13:51, arghton said:

Satya Mohan Joshi reportedly recovering and to be discharged in around two days. But he was also recovering on Monday/Tuesday and they said back then that he'd be discharged "tomorrow if everything goes well".

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This is apparently a new picture.

Photo of Joshi from yesterday.

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"Improving and soon to be discharged"

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On 02/10/2022 at 16:42, drol said:

Photo of Joshi from yesterday.

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"Improving and soon to be discharged"

Now in ICU, absolutely no appetite and unable to talk clearly. He suffers from UTI and pneumonia (again) on top of all his many chronic diseases and dengue. 

 

BP - 110/70mmhg Pulse - 110 beats per minute
Respiratory - 28 breaths per minute
Oxygen level - 90 % (support at 5 litre per minute)

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Not his time yet anyway.

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Mulayam Singh Yadav (1939-2022)

 

Yada yada yada

 

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Age at death: 82

Known health issues: Hospitalised at least seven times since 2019, COVID in 2021, stomach cancer.

Cause of death: Everything.

Alignment: Quite controversial. Dressed like Han Solo, loved to shoot protestors, justified rapes. Still a pillar of Indian socialism.

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21 hours ago, drol said:

Not his time yet anyway.

Satya Mohan Joshi was reported "critical" around ten hours ago but seemingly now improving (but not out of danger).

 

Massive coffin tease. He's 102, suffers from a ton of chronic lung/heart/kidney/prostate problems and possibly also one or two cancers. Yet he's improving again.

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The Joshi kicked out at two again.

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15 hours ago, drol said:

The Joshi kicked out at two again.

Satya Mohan Joshi hokey-pokeys back into critical condition.

 

Sinusoid man.

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4 hours ago, drol said:

Satya Mohan Joshi hokey-pokeys back into critical condition.

 

Sinusoid man.

Joshi improvig decisively. Now heartbeat is regular and he has started to eat again.

 

Invincible.

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Satya Mohan Joshi out of ICU, can talk clearly again and improving but still weak and kept under observation. 

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20 hours ago, arghton said:

Satya Mohan Joshi out of ICU, can talk clearly again and improving but still weak and kept under observation. 

Joshi back in ICU. Setopati released a new picture of him...

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BP - 117/60mmgh

Pulse - 100 beats per minute

Respiratory - 18 breathes per minute

Oxygen level - 94% (support at 30 litre per minute)

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7 hours ago, arghton said:

Joshi back in ICU. Setopati released a new picture of him...

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BP - 117/60mmgh

Pulse - 100 beats per minute

Respiratory - 18 breathes per minute

Oxygen level - 94% (support at 30 litre per minute)

Joshi improving and out of ICU again.

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7 hours ago, arghton said:

Joshi back in ICU. Setopati released a new picture of him...

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BP - 117/60mmgh

Pulse - 100 beats per minute

Respiratory - 18 breathes per minute

Oxygen level - 94% (support at 30 litre per minute)


At that age, the body cannot recover from this long-term. Those vitals suggest his whole system has already failed. The only season he's still alive is because it's all fucked to some degree of equilibrium. Will be dead within weeks, if not 2-3 months absolute tops.

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1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said:


At that age, the body cannot recover from this long-term. Those vitals suggest his whole system has already failed. The only season he's still alive is because it's all fucked to some degree of equilibrium. Will be dead within weeks, if not 2-3 months absolute tops.

He knew he was fucked when he was hospitalised, there was some talk about him having a "last wish" when he asked politicians to preserve an ancient river. Or well, he's probably known he's going to die at some point in the very near future for a while, after all he's a 102-year-old with multiple illnesses. 

I respect him a lot having read some of the stuff he's done. He's written multiple books, helped preserve folk culture and has written a lot about the history of his country. He's considered by some one of the fathers of contemporary Nepali language and culture and is also known for raising awareness about environmental issues.

In 1943, Satya Mohan Joshi worked at Nepal's Department of Industrial and Commercial Intelligence; he surveyed and created reports about the social economy in two districts Tanahun and Lamjung. As he visited the districts, Joshi saw people singing in various areas including fields, jungles, and Chautara (a place where people communicate and share information). In the afternoon, the villagers would sing songs with madals and performed Maruni, Kaura, Chudka, Sorathi, and Jhyamrey dances. Music was an extensive part of the villagers' life which fascinated Joshi.

He wanted to reveal these songs throughout Nepal but the country did not have radio stations until 1951, instead he published the songs in a literary magazine Sarada. Balkrishna Sama, an editor of the magazine, recommended that he should provide contexts for each song so Joshi wrote about their histories and his own analysis. In the start, he found it difficult to write context about the song because no one had penned about the culture of Nepal. Afterwards, he collected the published lyrics from the magazine and issued the book Hamro Lok Sanskriti. 

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Satya Mohan Joshi on non-invasive ventilator/high flow oxygen, meds not working, suffers from severe pneumonia and multiple other ailments and infections, advanced heart disease, low bp and his chronic ailments. On some kind of Albumin medication. Seems like he has hokey-pokey'd into critical condition, "near-critical" and critical again during the last hours.

 

VS Achuthanandan, Kaikala Satyanarayana and Raoni have all released some kind of statements recently, as during the last month or two, all have outlived a younger and healthier colleague. Achuthanandan mourned his home affairs minister Kodiyeri Balakrishnan (1953-2022) and apparently cried, Satyanarayana's colleague Krishnam Raju (1940-2022) died. Can't remember the name of Raoni's dead friend/colleague/family member.

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Joshi stable, but still in ICU. I think vitals are slightly better, also needs less oxygen.

 

BP - 120/70mmgh

Pulse - 92 beats per minute

Respiratory - 18 breathes per minute

Oxygen level - 92% (support at 4 litre per minute).

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They should just give us a live cam by now.

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I'm suprised how they publish his vitals. I recall they already did that the previous time he was hospitalised. But they also mention almost everything else, his ailments and for example that he's on IV albumin replacament. 

 

I look forward to seeing what will happen next though. Use of albumin could imply liver failure, severe sepsis or septic shock any of which would all mean he's a goner very soon, meaning hours.. But it could be just due to infections. And he could be a goner anyways considering his health issues. The only person over 80 I know of who has survived septic shock is fellow immortal Kaikala Satyanarayana, survived it at 86. (But it did fuck up his organs so badly he has seemingly connected to machines since, and it's been 11 months)

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