Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 2, 2013 Maybe not very interesting, but a womans skeleton found bricked up behind a wall 27 years after being reported missing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 6, 2013 Brazilian mob decapitate soccer referee who fatally stabbed player for refusing to leave the field: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-07/brazilian-mob-decapitates-soccer-referee-who-fatally-stabbed-pl/4804088 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 7, 2013 Brazilian mob decapitate soccer referee who fatally stabbed player for refusing to leave the field: http://www.abc.net.a...bbed-pl/4804088 Fuck me, that makes Vinnie Jones' Gazza-bollock-squeeze look like a Knitting Circle meeting. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted July 7, 2013 Brazilian mob decapitate soccer referee who fatally stabbed player for refusing to leave the field: http://www.abc.net.a...bbed-pl/4804088 Fuck me, that makes Vinnie Jones' Gazza-bollock-squeeze look like a Knitting Circle meeting. Anders Frisk is lucky he was refereeing in Europe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 17, 2013 Bolshoi violinist dies after falling into the orchestra pit: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-18/bolshoi-violinist-dies-in-orchestra-fall/4827238 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 6, 2013 Escaped python strangles two children sleeping above pet shop: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-08-06/children-strangled-after-python-escapes-from-pet-shop/4867146 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted August 6, 2013 how about surviving cancer and then falling over and dying after you have been given the all clear. Happened to this one hockey player http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Burr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted August 6, 2013 Escaped python strangles two children sleeping above pet shop: http://www.abc.net.a...et-shop/4867146 That's really fucking awful. Police have taken possession of the python, but still do not know how it managed to break out of its enclosure. Yeah but I think I've got a pretty good fucking idea. Some incompetent and/or lazy, careless cunt didn't lock it up properly. Oh, and just remember, it probably can't have choked them both to death at the same time so that means one of the poor little fuckers would have been waken up by the noise and had to watch the other one die and then watch a python slither over and choke him. Hope the person who is responsible for this gets life. But they will probably just get the same lenient fucking sentence that drunk-driver killers get. There are few things lower than people who own deadly animals but can't control them or can't be bothered to control them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 6, 2013 Escaped python strangles two children sleeping above pet shop: http://www.abc.net.a...et-shop/4867146 That's really fucking awful. Police have taken possession of the python, but still do not know how it managed to break out of its enclosure. Yeah but I think I've got a pretty good fucking idea. Some incompetent and/or lazy, careless cunt didn't lock it up properly. Oh, and just remember, it probably can't have choked them both to death at the same time so that means one of the poor little fuckers would have been waken up by the noise and had to watch the other one die and then watch a python slither over and choke him. Hope the person who is responsible for this gets life. But they will probably just get the same lenient fucking sentence that drunk-driver killers get. There are few things lower than people who own deadly animals but can't control them or can't be bothered to control them. I have my doubts..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 7, 2013 Escaped python strangles two children sleeping above pet shop: http://www.abc.net.a...et-shop/4867146 That's really fucking awful. Police have taken possession of the python, but still do not know how it managed to break out of its enclosure. Yeah but I think I've got a pretty good fucking idea. Some incompetent and/or lazy, careless cunt didn't lock it up properly. Oh, and just remember, it probably can't have choked them both to death at the same time so that means one of the poor little fuckers would have been waken up by the noise and had to watch the other one die and then watch a python slither over and choke him. Hope the person who is responsible for this gets life. But they will probably just get the same lenient fucking sentence that drunk-driver killers get. There are few things lower than people who own deadly animals but can't control them or can't be bothered to control them. There is more information about how it escaped in this update: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-08-07/canadian-police-launch-criminal-probe-after-snake-kills-two-chi/4869930 Dr Zorders, on a serious note, since this case touched a bit of a raw nerve with you, you may not want to open that link as it has a photo of the kids who passed away. They were there for a sleepover with the son of the pet store owner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted August 7, 2013 Dr Zorders, on a serious note, since this case touched a bit of a raw nerve with you, you may not want to open that link as it has a photo of the kids who passed away. They were there for a sleepover with the son of the pet store owner. Uh, that's okay I'm not that sensitive. It's not like they're mine is it? Anyway I already saw them all over the TV news, duh. The real reason it struck a nerve was because of a couple of bad experiences I've personally had with careless animal owners, which isn't surprising considering I've grown up in one of the chavviest places in the world - you might have heard of it, it's called Britain. Obviously nothing as bad as a python though..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Pablo 109 Posted August 16, 2013 Try shooting your cock off. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/16/geronimo-narciso-truck-driver-dies-accidentally-shooting-off-penis_n_3767528.html?utm_hp_ref=uk?ncid=GEP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 17, 2013 Try shooting your cock off... http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/16/geronimo-narciso-truck-driver-dies-accidentally-shooting-off-penis_n_3767528.html?utm_hp_ref=uk?ncid=GEP ... and Darwin loves you. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted August 17, 2013 Try shooting your cock off. http://www.huffingto...ref=uk?ncid=GEP I bet if someone told him his dick was going to be blown off that evening that wasn't really what he had in mind. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 26, 2013 Fall asleep in a bin that then gets collected . Irish police are trying to trace the family of a Polish man killed after the bin he was sleeping in was picked up by a waste collection lorry in Dublin. Little is known about the life of Henryk Piotrowski, 43, in Dublin, except that he was sleeping rough in the city centre. The lorry picked up the bin on Thursday and its contents were loaded onto the onboard crushing equipment. Horrified staff found his remains after the vehicle was unloaded on Friday. The operator had no knowledge of the tragedy until the lorry was taken to a waste recycling depot after an overnight round collecting refuse from similar bins across south Dublin. Staff at the plant were said to be deeply distressed by the tragedy. Police officers have ruled out foul play and believe Piotrowski was probably sleeping among paper and recyclable rubbish to keep warm. He was carrying identification papers when he was found and detectives have been liaising with the Polish embassy and Interpol in an effort to find his relatives in Poland. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-23838773 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted September 5, 2013 Man falls head-first into a septic tank: http://www.brisbanet...0904-2t4lg.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted November 24, 2013 Barely surviving a motorcycle accident, going out again for the first time after the accident and getting run over by a car. A Virginia woman who survived both cancer and a devastating motorcycle accident was struck and killed by a car last Sunday, during her first walk outdoors since her accident six months ago. At around 9:30 in the morning, Sally Ann Okuly was leaving her house for the first time in a long time, to get coffee and the newspaper from the gas station across the street in Woodbridge, Va. But Okuly never made it back across the boulevard — she was hit by driver Amanda Styles-Mays, 24, while Okuly was in the crosswalk, crossing with the light. "She's the most giving person ever," her husband Bill Okuly told NBC News. They would have celebrated their 41st wedding anniversary this week. "One of her favorite things to do was walk across the street to the WaWa," Okuly said of his wife. She had already bought the papers and coffee after crossing the street the first time, but never made it back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 25, 2013 "One of her favorite things to do was walk across the street to the WaWa," Okuly said of his wife.She had already bought the papers and coffee after crossing the street the first time, but never made it back. She died while she was doing something she really liked. I've been told that's a Good Thing. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 28, 2014 How about dying? And then not being dead after all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted February 28, 2014 How about dying? And then not being dead after all... I just read about that on the BBC site. Holmes County coroner Dexter Howard told the BBC he was called to Mr Williams' home by a hospice nurse, who said the man had passed away. Mr Howard said he went through the "normal procedure" of checking for Mr Williams' vital signs, but found none. Is a coroner something different in the USA? Here in the UK we need a doctor to pronounce death. You wouldn't call the coroner in. Or does a US coroner have to be medically qualified? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 23, 2014 Frenchwoman cooks and eats husband's genitals: http://www.thelocal.fr/20140620/french-woman-eats-husbads-genitals-and-heart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 23, 2014 "[Jenny Davis] was an aged-care worker visiting a client. It is thought she leaned out of the car to pick up a newspaper and accidentally pressed the accelerator..." http://www.abc.net.a...ry-buzz/5539138 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 25, 2014 The BBC are running a series of strange Victorian tales, some of which involve bizarre deaths: The man who hoped to die in a railway crash: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27939906 The skeletons who fought to the death: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27730336 The death of a curious monkey: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26872177 The man killed by an automaton: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27527035 As a bonus, an older story on 10 truly bizarre Victorian deaths: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-25340525 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 25, 2014 wait, there's more! 10 strange ways Tudors died: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-13762313 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted June 25, 2014 Cops kidnap comatose murder suspect from ICU, try to check him in as luggage, handcuff him to a bench, fall asleep and wake to find him dying. So farcical it has to be true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
