JiroemonKimura 95 Posted October 19, 2015 Has Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis been mentioned? http://erinreeve.me/2014/10/10/the-oh-so-real-dangers-of-hyper-cerebral-electrosis/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted October 25, 2015 Accidentally getting trapped in a cryochamber: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3287872/Salon-manager-24-froze-death-cryochamber-Nevada.html Didn't quite work out like Futurama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 25, 2015 Accidentally getting trapped in a cryochamber: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3287872/Salon-manager-24-froze-death-cryochamber-Nevada.html Didn't quite work out like Futurama. Cool! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted November 10, 2015 Swedish man broke the speed limit for shopping trolleys in Australia. Dies colliding it with a car doing 80 km/h. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11985378/Swedish-man-killed-during-50mph-shopping-trolley-ride-in-Australia.html Winner! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 10, 2015 Swedish man broke the speed limit for shopping trolleys in Australia. Dies colliding it with a car doing 80 km/h. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11985378/Swedish-man-killed-during-50mph-shopping-trolley-ride-in-Australia.html Winner! It seemed such a good idea at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted November 10, 2015 Swedish man broke the speed limit for shopping trolleys in Australia. Dies colliding it with a car doing 80 km/h.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11985378/Swedish-man-killed-during-50mph-shopping-trolley-ride-in-Australia.htmlWinner! :DIt seemed such a good idea at the time.Guess this was the situation before impact... Swedish bloke #1:"BRAKES!!!" Swedish bloke #2:"STEERING"!!!!! Trolley didn't give a fuck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 29, 2015 Suspected burglar gets stuck in the chimney of a home and dies when homeowner lights a fire 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted November 29, 2015 Suspected burglar gets stuck in the chimney of a home and dies when homeowner lights a fire[/size] Caught red handed... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted December 6, 2015 Granny goes go-carting (and crashes): http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-06/grandmother-dies-go-kart-racing-beenleigh/7005064 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted December 8, 2015 Florida 'burglar' is eaten by an ALLIGATOR while hiding from police. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted December 8, 2015 Teen loses fight with wood chipper. Get sucked in doing a karate kick with a branch. (Anyone fancy watching Fargo tonight?) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 8, 2015 Lol, the comments " If he is old enough to handle a gun and a car, he's old enough for a wood chipper.." And the other story on the sidebar... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/91-year-old-woman-suffocates-sex-game-neighbor-article-1.2457586 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 9, 2015 Teen loses fight with wood chipper. Get sucked in doing a karate kick with a branch. (Anyone fancy watching Fargo tonight?) Oh it was the first day on his new job that is rich. I'm sitting here in tears laughing trying to tell other people and of course I'M the crazy one.' SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted December 22, 2015 Man kills his mother because "he was despondent over bedbugs in the apartment and nothing he used could get rid of them. He said he was also convinced her landlord wouldn’t be renewing her lease and she had several things he would have to help her move." He first attempted to smother her with a pillow, strangling her with his hands, suffocating her with a plastic bag. And when that didn't work he beat her to death with......a sculpture of himself. http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/12/21/woman-89-identified-as-victim-in-mpls-homicide/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted December 28, 2015 Man dies attempting to blow up condom machine: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-29/condom-machine-blown-up-leaving-one-man-dead/7057388 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted December 28, 2015 Man dies attempting to blow up condom machine: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-29/condom-machine-blown-up-leaving-one-man-dead/7057388 I'm curious as to how big this condom machine would have been to make it profitable enough that even if they were successful in blowing the machine open (and all surviving), how much money would have been in there in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted December 30, 2015 Too good to withhold this one for you. I took a bit of liberty here since the person in question is not dead but.... (Hehe!! But) Man gets out of shower, sits on gun, shoots himself... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted December 30, 2015 Guy tries to swim 100 meters under water without surfacing, wins. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 31, 2015 Carnival Cruise elevator going down to poop deck and turning it into a goop deck. Electrician got the shaft on this one. Great photo/video to end 2015 with. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 14, 2016 A California man has died while wingsuit-flying among remote cliffs on the Arizona-Utah border, authorities said. The Coconino County Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday that it is devising a plan to recover the body of Mathew Kenney, 29, of Santa Cruz. It is trapped in a crevice about 600 feet below where he jumped Tuesday in the Paria Canyon-Vermilion Cliffs Wilderness — a rugged, desolate landscape that is hard to navigate, sheriff’s Lt. Bret Axlund said. Kenney hit a wall after jumping with a wingsuit, but investigators said they’re not sure exactly how it happened. Once they reach his body, they will examine his equipment, Axlund said. SC https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/national/california-wingsuit-flier-dies-after-jump-from-arizona-cliff/2016/01/13/0a47daba-ba54-11e5-85cd-5ad59bc19432_story.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,617 Posted January 27, 2016 Detroit man dies watching porn on his phone while driving. The name of the movie wasn’t known. He's gone, but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 27, 2016 Detroit man dies watching porn on his phone while driving. The name of the movie wasn’t known. He's gone, but... Probably Drivin' Miss Daisy Crazy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted January 27, 2016 Detroit man dies watching porn on his phone while driving. The name of the movie wasn’t known. He's gone, but... Probably Drivin' Miss Daisy Crazy. "Off in 60 seconds." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted January 27, 2016 Detroit man dies watching porn on his phone while driving. The name of the movie wasn’t known. He's gone, but... Did he have a stroke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 27, 2016 Detroit man dies watching porn on his phone while driving. The name of the movie wasn’t known. He's gone, but... Did he have a stroke? several 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
