Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 28, 2008 This has to rate as one of the world's unluckiest ways to die.Passing cyclist gets hit and killed by 35-story suicide jumper. That's f*****g unlucky. But f*****g funny too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 30, 2008 A smoker from Hong Kong who has to use a ventilator to breathe is seriously ill in hospital after blowing himself up by having a cigarette while using his oxygen tank. http://news.theage.com.au/world/sly-smoker...81229-76oc.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 30, 2008 A smoker from Hong Kong who has to use a ventilator to breathe is seriously ill in hospital after blowing himself up by having a cigarette while using his oxygen tank. http://news.theage.com.au/world/sly-smoker...81229-76oc.html The word 'twat' is just soooo right for some people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 1, 2009 You wait ages for one, then two come along at once Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted January 6, 2009 Don't dip your wick elsewhere or you might get burnt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 6, 2009 Don't dip your wick elsewhere or you might get burnt Ha, Ha, that wouldnt have happened to me. Ive only got a tiny wick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 6, 2009 Have a shag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 6, 2009 Have a shag Why is it at that age, the girls look so nice but the boys look like dorks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 6, 2009 Have a shag Why is it at that age, the girls look so nice but the boys look like dorks? At that age? Sorry mate, but most blokes at MY age look like dorks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 7, 2009 Have a shag Why is it at that age, the girls look so nice but the boys look like dorks? At that age? Sorry mate, but most blokes at MY age look like dorks. Yeah, but then women catch up and look that way too.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted January 7, 2009 Did anybody else notice this little story about R O'S? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 7, 2009 Did anybody else notice this little story about R O'S? I posted it on his thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted January 7, 2009 Did anybody else notice this little story about R O'S? I posted it on his thread. I know, but just in case some people (like myself) don't go into that thread very often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted January 8, 2009 Loner dies in tunnel of junk in his home "An eccentric who crammed his home full of junk has died after getting trapped in a network of tunnels he built so he could move around. Gordon Stewart, 74, is feared to have become confused in the intricate labyrinth and wandered around in circles before collapsing and dying of thirst. Police were called in after neighbours said they hadn't seen Gordon, a retired joiner, for days and were concerned because the smell from the house was even worse than usual. etc." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted January 8, 2009 2008 Darwin Awards * * Named in honour of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 9, 2009 The last survivor of what is described to be the most devastating mine disaster in Ohio history has died. His wife also died about 90 minutes later. It's very ironic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted January 9, 2009 The last survivor of what is described to be the most devastating mine disaster in Ohio history has died. His wife also died about 90 minutes later. It's very ironic. Haematite, Magnetite, Goethite or just the plain old slag? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raskolnikov 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Now that's what I call dying to go to the toilet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 19, 2009 Shoot yourself in church, at a talk about suicide prevention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted March 5, 2009 This would have been an interesting way to die. Train hits truck, truck hits you. The good news is he survived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,138 Posted March 12, 2009 Another interesting survival. A Croatian motorist was left unsure if he was alive or dead after waking up from a crash to find himself in a coffin. Radoslav Pokrajac, 30, smashed through an undertakers's window after being thrown from his car in Sibinj. According to Ananova, a rescue worker said: "He was very frightened. When he woke up he didn't know if he was alive or dead." Shop owner Miro Zirdum said he had lost count of the number of times that vehicles had crashed into his shop, adding: "And none of them have brought me any business." Reported on Digital Spy, amusingly enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted March 13, 2009 Winner of pancake eating contest chokes to death whilst accepting his prize "He had really enjoyed the pancakes but then he started foaming at the mouth and went down like a sack of stones" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 13, 2009 Winner of pancake eating contest chokes to death whilst accepting his prize "He had really enjoyed the pancakes but then he started foaming at the mouth and went down like a sack of stones" Flippin eck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted March 13, 2009 Winner of pancake eating contest chokes to death whilst accepting his prize "He had really enjoyed the pancakes but then he started foaming at the mouth and went down like a sack of stones" Flippin eck! Battered to death then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 13, 2009 A man found dead in the sea at Burnham beach may have drowned while trying to baptise himself, an inquest has heard. http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news..._inquest_hears/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
