VSBfromH 74 Posted July 15, 2011 Segway boss's death due to "multiple blunt force injuries to the chest and spine consistent with a fall while riding a gyrobike". Jimi Heselden's death was reported in the 2010 deaths thread (now closed). I wonder exactly how many deaths as a result of people falling down a steep cliff whilst riding a gyrobike has this coroner had to deal with previously? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 1, 2011 Amuse yourself to death. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted August 2, 2011 http://gawker.com/5826810/quadriplegic-sky...es-to-his-death Link kinda says it all really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 2, 2011 Up to 30 young Italian chicks may have consented to be eaten by a Slovak cannibal: http://www.corriere.it/International/engli...l-victims.shtml Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 3, 2011 Man decapitated by homemade hovercraft: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-08-03/nz-m...ercraft/2823224 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted August 5, 2011 Mr Tell: "We'd done it loads of times before. I'd get the lad to stand by a tree and stick an apple on his head. Generally I'm a good shot and this is easy peasy. How the hell was I to know a wasp had got stuck down my tights." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted August 5, 2011 An arrow caused terminal damage on a Ukraine talent show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted August 5, 2011 UK boy killed by polar bear. Another white massacre in Norway... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 5, 2011 UK boy killed by polar bear. Another white massacre in Norway... Poor bear. Executed without trial, just for doing its job. This sad story ought to end tourism to Spitsbergen1, but I don't think that'll happen. 1I'll have none of that Svalbard nonsense, Norwegian as the place is. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 5, 2011 Indeed, white supremacy still rules in Norway, then! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted August 17, 2011 Go for a swim in China The key moments are highlighted when the swimming sort of ends....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 24, 2011 There's probably a more appropriate thread for this one but I can't find it - anyhow, he isn't dead, but accident? My arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted September 2, 2011 Stair Fall Kills Man Not unusual? - read article - the stairs fell on the man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted September 4, 2011 42... not the meaning of life. Who was counting anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted September 4, 2011 42... not the meaning of life. Who was counting anyway? It didn't actually say WHAT he died of - I'm guessing Repetitive Strain Injury Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted September 4, 2011 42... not the meaning of life. Who was counting anyway? It didn't actually say WHAT he died of - I'm guessing Repetitive Strain Injury Brazil is a Catholic country - . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 4, 2011 42... not the meaning of life. Who was counting anyway? It didn't actually say WHAT he died of - I'm guessing Repetitive Strain Injury Brazil is a Catholic country - . I know that! Heaven 0 - 1 Hell. I'd still love to learn how they know. Gimme the evidence! Or mebbe not... regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted September 8, 2011 Playing a saxaphone whilst walking down the outside of a skyscraper "Finn Martin ... plunged 20 metres to his death in front of a shocked audience in Leipzig on Friday evening. In the party trick known as ‘Vertigo’, which Martin had successfully pulled off countless times before, the 49 year-old was due to vertically walk down the facade of a building while playing to cheering fans. He was scheduled to perform four 15-minute sets while images were projected onto the building behind him. After the musician’s harness suddenly broke and Martin crashed to the ground, a doctor confirmed that he had died from the impact. Police are working on the assumption that the safety equipment failed, but are investigating whether anyone on the team had been working while drunk" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 8, 2011 Playing a saxaphone whilst walking down the outside of a skyscraper "Finn Martin ... plunged 20 metres to his death in front of a shocked audience in Leipzig on Friday evening. In the party trick known as ‘Vertigo’, which Martin had successfully pulled off countless times before, the 49 year-old was due to vertically walk down the facade of a building while playing to cheering fans. He was scheduled to perform four 15-minute sets while images were projected onto the building behind him. After the musician’s harness suddenly broke and Martin crashed to the ground, a doctor confirmed that he had died from the impact. Police are working on the assumption that the safety equipment failed, but are investigating whether anyone on the team had been working while drunk" Reportedly, his last note was a high A. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted September 8, 2011 Playing a saxaphone whilst walking down the outside of a skyscraper "Finn Martin ... plunged 20 metres to his death in front of a shocked audience in Leipzig on Friday evening. In the party trick known as ‘Vertigo’, which Martin had successfully pulled off countless times before, the 49 year-old was due to vertically walk down the facade of a building while playing to cheering fans. He was scheduled to perform four 15-minute sets while images were projected onto the building behind him. After the musician’s harness suddenly broke and Martin crashed to the ground, a doctor confirmed that he had died from the impact. Police are working on the assumption that the safety equipment failed, but are investigating whether anyone on the team had been working while drunk" Reportedly, his last note was a high A. regards, Hein He landed on a child, whilst playing in A Flat Minor... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted September 8, 2011 It's rare that a Welshman is funny. And that certainly wasn't one of the cases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted September 15, 2011 Ahm...Gordon Ramsey's, dwarf, porn-star, look-a-like has been found dead in a badger den in South Wales... - didn't know one existed, however not surprised that one does, rule 34 and all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted September 15, 2011 some DJ dude died while celebrating someones birthday , he fell though a roof . Died on his friends birthday talk about a birthday surprise. http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/59202 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted September 15, 2011 Ahm...Gordon Ramsey's, dwarf, porn-star, look-a-like has been found dead in a badger den in South Wales... - didn't know one existed, however not surprised that one does, rule 34 and all that. Wrong place, wrong time. It could happen to anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted September 15, 2011 Yeah right. I didn't realise the Sunday Sport was still going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
