Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,242 Posted January 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, charon said: There are boats. There are planes. There are trains. All female. There is no such thing as "trans". That's like a fucktard from, say, Milton Keynes, saying he is American. You may treat him as such, but it does not change the fact he is from Milton Keynes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 6, 2018 Exactly lfn. Left hand drive means its not a car. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,685 Posted January 6, 2018 I'd say "what about the Trans-Siberian Railway?" but really, I don't get all my bad jokes off Dave Gorman... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,773 Posted January 6, 2018 So, the voice of reason maybe but...if it were changed to hatchet persons who'd dare chage it back? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,731 Posted January 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Cadie said: Are planes female? I take a lot of them as opposed to boats which I know are generally referred to as such. I'd never considered referring to them as "she". Takeoffs seem to suggest otherwise but I'm happy to be corrected Surprised nobody's mentioned 'cockpit' yet! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,213 Posted January 6, 2018 Or undercarriage 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: So, the voice of reason maybe but...if it were changed to hatchet persons who'd dare chage it back? If our glorious leader gets drunk enough to sack Cadie and Achelous and maybe promote Charon or Tempus instead, it's the sort of thing they'd do without giving zero fucks. Amongst other worrying but funny things. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted January 8, 2018 On 1/6/2018 at 09:10, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted January 8, 2018 Well, for fuck's sake, if I had known my little trip post was going to devolve quite this well I would have taken a trip long ago. Carry on...... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,213 Posted May 3, 2018 Off to Menorca tomorrow for a week, it will be OSP jr's first time abroad which will be interesting as he's a bit of a boob man! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 3, 2018 If 10 a worry. If 20 a boon...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 3, 2018 Only half a worry then..... * ftr. Weans shouldn't be taken abroad, EVER. They shouldn't be taken in shops ffs. VOTE for charon and this will be fucking LAW. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,292 Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, One shot Paddy said: Off to Menorca tomorrow for a week, it will be OSP jr's first time abroad which will be interesting as he's a bit of a boob man! Jet2 LS395 at 1720 hrs? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,213 Posted May 4, 2018 7 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said: Jet2 LS395 at 1720 hrs? Yes, only I'd call it the 13.25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,292 Posted May 4, 2018 55 minutes ago, One shot Paddy said: Yes, only I'd call it the 13.25 My apologies sir, I quoted the scheduled arrival time and not departure time. In my defence, I'd had a drink. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,213 Posted May 4, 2018 31 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said: My apologies sir, I quoted the scheduled arrival time and not departure time. In my defence, I'd had a drink. Nothing wrong with having a drink 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,292 Posted May 4, 2018 19 hours ago, One shot Paddy said: Off to Menorca tomorrow for a week, it will be OSP jr's first time abroad which will be interesting as he's a bit of a boob man! One Shot Paddy's airborne and on his way to the boobs bollocks Balearics. https://www.flightradar24.com/EXS395/1142d05e Edit: Landed 1508 hrs GMT. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted May 5, 2018 Not actually a vacation - babysitting the spousal unit for his not life threatening surgery - taking off tomorrow at 0910 CDT AA 814 DFW to Sacramento. I will be Premier League'ing it at 36K feet because I swear by inflight wifi and klonopin and there's nothing else to do but drink coffee and enjoy the turbulence across the Rockies and the Sierra Nevadas. Boingy, boingy, boingy.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,292 Posted May 5, 2018 13 hours ago, CarolAnn said: Not actually a vacation - babysitting the spousal unit for his not life threatening surgery - taking off tomorrow at 0910 CDT AA 814 DFW to Sacramento. I will be Premier League'ing it at 36K feet because I swear by inflight wifi and klonopin and there's nothing else to do but drink coffee and enjoy the turbulence across the Rockies and the Sierra Nevadas. Boingy, boingy, boingy.... CarolAnn's airborne and on her way to Sacramento. https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL814/1145f075 Edit: Landed 1733 hrs GMT 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,292 Posted May 11, 2018 On 03/05/2018 at 20:46, One shot Paddy said: Off to Menorca tomorrow for a week, it will be OSP jr's first time abroad which will be interesting as he's a bit of a boob man! Holiday's over and they're on their way back to Belfast. https://www.flightradar24.com/EXS396/1158151c Edit: Landed 1833 hrs GMT. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,213 Posted May 12, 2018 Great time, the wee man had a ball, lots of flirting 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,092 Posted May 14, 2018 It's official. My daughter's broke-arse father is taking his orca- and dolphin-loving child to SeaWorld San Antonio in 10 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,092 Posted May 14, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 09:23, Cat O'Falk said: CarolAnn's airborne and on her way to Sacramento. https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL814/1145f075 Edit: Landed 1733 hrs GMT Maybe CarolAnn can visit (and get an autograph from) Bishop Francis Quinn! He's DL royalty these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted May 24, 2018 Heading home. Finally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
