Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted December 18, 2005 duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh... It's a good'un that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 13 Posted December 19, 2005 Did Quo ever get beyond the 3 chord formula. My recollection is that they struggled to remember 4 chords. As for the greatest rock band; Bucks Fizz could give them a run for thier money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 48 Posted December 19, 2005 Did Quo ever get beyond the 3 chord formula. My recollection is that they struggled to remember 4 chords. As for the greatest rock band; Bucks Fizz could give them a run for thier money. And the Village People! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted December 19, 2005 Bit puzzled by the drive by ranters here, we're not even on the front page of Internet search when I type in Rick Parfitt + Cancer. Do we harbour Quosters in our number? Incidentally, they're not desperately uncool, John Peel's box of treasured 7 inch singles included a copy of Down Down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted December 19, 2005 I saw Quo at Guilfest in July ...... soooooooooooo boring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest THE QUO ARE BRILLIANT Posted December 19, 2005 WHAT A BUNCH OF BORING BASTARDS YOU LOT ARE. GO TO A QUO CONCERT YOU'L SOON BE CHOKING ON YOUR WORDS. YOU BLIND MISERABLE sh*ts. QUO ARE THE GREATEST BAND EVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE. NOW GO AWAY YOU BORING f**ks, AND GO PLAY SOME QUO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted December 19, 2005 NOW GO AWAY YOU BORING f**ks, AND GO PLAY SOME QUO. I'd sooner hammer a six inch nail very slowly into my head, The effect I imagine, would be marginally less painful than listening to the Quo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 19, 2005 NOW GO AWAY YOU BORING f**ks, AND GO PLAY SOME QUO. I'd sooner hammer a six inch nail very slowly into my head, The effect I imagine, would be marginally less painful than listening to the Quo. PLEASE BE MY GUEST. YOU BORING F****r. I DREAD TO THINK WHAT KIND OF CRAP SO CALLED MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted December 19, 2005 Wishbone Ash - very good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted December 19, 2005 NOW GO AWAY YOU BORING f**ks, AND GO PLAY SOME QUO. I'd sooner hammer a six inch nail very slowly into my head, The effect I imagine, would be marginally less painful than listening to the Quo. PLEASE BE MY GUEST. YOU BORING F****r. I DREAD TO THINK WHAT KIND OF CRAP SO CALLED MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO. Sometimes Mahler, sometimes not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted December 19, 2005 NOW GO AWAY YOU BORING f**ks, AND GO PLAY SOME QUO. I'd sooner hammer a six inch nail very slowly into my head, The effect I imagine, would be marginally less painful than listening to the Quo. PLEASE BE MY GUEST. YOU BORING F****r. I DREAD TO THINK WHAT KIND OF CRAP SO CALLED MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO. The British National Anthem - over and over and over and over and over and over and over.......and over again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 19, 2005 OH YOUR STILL THERE, HAVENT YOU HAMMERED THAT NAIL INTO YOUR WARPED HEAD YET. PLEASE DO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted December 19, 2005 OH YOUR STILL THERE, HAVENT YOU HAMMERED THAT NAIL INTO YOUR WARPED HEAD YET. PLEASE DO. I would, if that were the only alternative to listening to the Quo, but as I don't have to listen to them, I'll give it a miss thanks. You call me warped, yet you are the one who thinks Status Quo are "the greatest band ever", and "always will be". If that isn't certifiable, then nothing is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted December 19, 2005 If that isn't certifiable, then nothing is. Nothing eh? ............ The British National Anthem - over and over and over and over and over and over and over.......and over again theres a relief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 20, 2005 YOU POOR SORRY BASTARD. I SO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU WITH NOT HAVING A CLUE ABOUT MUSIC. GO AND DO WHAT IT READS UNDER YOUR NAME. GET A LIFE...ARSEWIPE. LONG LIVE THE QUO.......QUO OH OH OH OH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted December 20, 2005 Tell me unregistered guest/Status Quo, which aspect of their music do you like most? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted December 20, 2005 YOU POOR SORRY BASTARD. I SO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU WITH NOT HAVING A CLUE ABOUT MUSIC. Yes Mahler was such an amateur, his fifth symphony doesn't compare with the Quo's auditory delights. GO AND DO WHAT IT READS UNDER YOUR NAME. GET A LIFE...ARSEWIPE. I think you must be mistaking me for Lou Rawls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted December 20, 2005 GET A LIFE...ARSEWIPE. I think you must be mistaking me for Lou Rawls A very insulting insult that was? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted December 20, 2005 Wasn't Rick Parfitt in the News of the World a couple of years ago for getting his end away with the wife of one of his biggest fans? I seem to recall that the husband thought it was "an honour" to let his wife sleep with a "Rock God" Perhaps some drive by ranters would care to enlighten us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 41 Posted December 20, 2005 WHAT A BUNCH OF BORING BASTARDS YOU LOT ARE. GO TO A QUO CONCERT YOU'L SOON BE CHOKING ON YOUR WORDS. YOU BLIND MISERABLE sh*ts. QUO ARE THE GREATEST BAND EVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE. NOW GO AWAY YOU BORING f**ks, AND GO PLAY SOME QUO. Lets see how this rant fares, using the RFC 616, - The DeathList Rant Index: [1] The post states that the members of DeathList.net are sick. [0] The post states that a relative or friend of the writer died recently. [0] The post states that a living relative or friend of the writer suffers from cancer or some other terminal disease. [1] If the post is written in a topic about a person, living or dead, the post states or infers that the subject is above criticism. [1] The post states or infers that the poster is morally or intellectually superior to the members of DeathList.net. [1] The post contains one or more obscenities. [0] The post states or infers a wish of a painful or imminent death on the members of DeathList.net. [0] The post states or infers a wish that the members of DeathList.net to go to hell. [0] The post contains five or more words not spelt correctly. Obvious typos do not count as spelling mistakes, nor do accepted spelling variants. [1] The post contains two or more grammatical errors. [0] The post contains one or more instances of misuse of "there / their / they're / there're". [0] The post contains one or more instances of misuse of "your/ you're". [0] The post contains one or more instances of "alot" instead of "a lot". [0] The post contains one or more instances of the pronoun "I" in lower case. [1] The post contains five or more instances of bad interpunction and capitalization. [0] The post contains three or more instances of a multisyllabic word written in ALL CAPS. [0] The post is written in one case only (lower case or capital). [0] The post contains one or more instances of consecutive question marks (??) or exclamation marks (!!). [0] The post contains l33t5PE@K or AOLese. [0] The posts speaks about the poster in the third person [1] The post contains one or more direct contradictions. [1] The post contains one or more statements that are widely agreed on to be false. [0] The post tries to rebut a statement that was not made in a previous post in the topic. [0] The post contains one or more email addresses. [0] The post contains one or more threats of physical violence. Warnings are considered threats. The DLRI of this post is (8/25)*100 = 32. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted December 20, 2005 WHAT A BUNCH OF BORING BASTARDS YOU LOT ARE. GO TO A QUO CONCERT YOU'L SOON BE CHOKING ON YOUR WORDS. YOU BLIND MISERABLE sh*ts. QUO ARE THE GREATEST BAND EVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE. NOW GO AWAY YOU BORING f**ks, AND GO PLAY SOME QUO. Lets see how this rant fares, using the RFC 616, - The DeathList Rant Index: [1] The post states that the members of DeathList.net are sick. [0] The post states that a relative or friend of the writer died recently. [0] The post states that a living relative or friend of the writer suffers from cancer or some other terminal disease. [1] If the post is written in a topic about a person, living or dead, the post states or infers that the subject is above criticism. [1] The post states or infers that the poster is morally or intellectually superior to the members of DeathList.net. [1] The post contains one or more obscenities. [0] The post states or infers a wish of a painful or imminent death on the members of DeathList.net. [0] The post states or infers a wish that the members of DeathList.net to go to hell. [0] The post contains five or more words not spelt correctly. Obvious typos do not count as spelling mistakes, nor do accepted spelling variants. [1] The post contains two or more grammatical errors. [0] The post contains one or more instances of misuse of "there / their / they're / there're". [0] The post contains one or more instances of misuse of "your/ you're". [0] The post contains one or more instances of "alot" instead of "a lot". [0] The post contains one or more instances of the pronoun "I" in lower case. [1] The post contains five or more instances of bad interpunction and capitalization. [0] The post contains three or more instances of a multisyllabic word written in ALL CAPS. [0] The post is written in one case only (lower case or capital). [0] The post contains one or more instances of consecutive question marks (??) or exclamation marks (!!). [0] The post contains l33t5PE@K or AOLese. [0] The posts speaks about the poster in the third person [1] The post contains one or more direct contradictions. [1] The post contains one or more statements that are widely agreed on to be false. [0] The post tries to rebut a statement that was not made in a previous post in the topic. [0] The post contains one or more email addresses. [0] The post contains one or more threats of physical violence. Warnings are considered threats. The DLRI of this post is (8/25)*100 = 32. nicely done, FF, but I think we might be selling our friend a little short. Surely he picks up a point for number 16 (three or more monosyllabic words in all caps), and arguably another for number 25 where he suggests going to a Quo concert and we'll be choking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted December 20, 2005 It was a false alarm, it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cup of Tea 3 Posted December 20, 2005 What a timewaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted December 20, 2005 What a timewaster. At least it was an entertaining one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
