The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Toast 16,132]

Fabulous, darlings

 

Indeed, BIG respect Toast, I never even consider the Morris dancing past of my picks since I reckon such a bonus very long odds.

 

To be perfectly honest, neither did I, but I surely shall in future

 

These little bonuses can certainly make a difference to a modest bottom-of-the-table pick

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Fabulous, darlings

Indeed, BIG respect Toast, I never even consider the Morris dancing past of my picks since I reckon such a bonus very long odds.

To be perfectly honest, neither did I, but I surely shall in future

 

These little bonuses can certainly make a difference to a modest bottom-of-the-table pick

 

Being the person who persuaded NAP to include the Morris dance bonus, I'm glad to learn it actually works.

 

regards,

Hein

[Rotten Ali 600]

OK, tad narrow but points being given for the death of Jack Pardee. Leader Bert Trautmann gets another 25 and Estuarian Float gets 40 and now climbs to 2nd place.

 

1st - 153 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 135 points - Estuarian Float

3rd - 108 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 95 points - STAB in-the DARK

=5th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=5th - 85 points - Maryportfuncity

7th - 76 points - Toast

8th - 75 points - Magere Hein

9th - 70 points - Eesti

=10th - 50 points - the Engineer

=10th - 50 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

=12th - 45 points - Windsor

=12th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

=12th - 45 points - Death Impends

15th - 25 points - Time

16th - 15 points - Godot

17th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 5 points - LFN

 

5 teams yet to score all =19th.

[the_engineer 1,415]

OK, tad narrow but points being given for the death of Jack Pardee. Leader Bert Trautmann gets another 25 and Estuarian Float gets 40 and now climbs to 2nd place.

 

1st - 153 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 135 points - Estuarian Float

3rd - 108 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 95 points - STAB in-the DARK

=5th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=5th - 85 points - Maryportfuncity

7th - 76 points - Toast

8th - 75 points - Magere Hein

9th - 70 points - Eesti

=10th - 50 points - the Engineer

=10th - 50 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

=12th - 45 points - Windsor

=12th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

=12th - 45 points - Death Impends

15th - 25 points - Time

16th - 15 points - Godot

17th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 5 points - LFN

 

5 teams yet to score all =19th.

 

I understand you maybe out celebrating the demise of thatcher RA but these thatcher points will be the most sweetest .

[Toast 16,132]

He's probably busy going through her cv for Morris dancing.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

1 - Jiromen Kimura

2 – Sir Henry Cecil

3 – Clive James

4 – Van Cliburn - DEAD

5 – Grace Jones

6 – Reverend Reginald Dean - DEAD

7 – Michael Winner - DEAD

8 – Ronnie Biggs

9 – Zsa Zsa Gabor

10 – Margaret Thatcher - DEAD

 

Thatcher is my #10. F*** knows why my contrary mob are carking in the wrong order this year, but they're carking at an admirable rate.

[Madame Defarge 21]

^ Well, my team is carking it from the bottom up too, but at a much more relaxed pace.

Still, if I were Fidel Castro, I wouldn't be investing in a jumbo size box of cigars right now...

 

 

The Bigger They Are, The Longer They Stall

 

50-45 Ian Paisley

45-40 George H.W. Bush

40-35 Nelson Mandela

35-30 Hosni Mubarek

30-25 Robert Mugabe

25-20 Prince Philip

20-15 Dick Cheney

15-10 Fidel Castro

10- Ed Koch - DEAD

05-10 Margaret Thatcher - DEAD

[Rotten Ali 600]

OK, bit late but 7 teams had Thatcher. Going to call it that she committed crimes against humanity ( that's 3points and as an ex prime minister she gets another 3 point bonus. Bonus points multiply so thats 9 times one fifth of the basic scores. Dead Cow gets a handy first score of 40 points and 72 bonus points and zooms straight up into 7th.

 

Windy gets 15 basic points and 27 bonus points.

Maryport gets 20 basic points and 36 bonus points.

Madame Defarge gets 10 basis points and 18 bonus points.

I get 20 basic points and 36 bonus points.

Mr Potatoe's Heads gets 25 basic points and 45bonus points.

The Engineer gets 35 basic points and 63 bonus points.

 

1st - 153 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 151 points - STAB in-the DARK

3rd - 148 points - the Engineer

4th - 141 points - Maryportfuncity

5th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

6th - 120 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

7th - 112 points - Dead Cow

8th - 108 points - CaptainChorizo

9th - 87 points - Windsor

10th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

11th - 76 points - Toast

12th - 75 points - Magere Hein

13th - 70 points - Eesti

=14th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

=14th - 45 points - Death Impends

16th - 42 points - Madame Defarge

17th - 25 points - Time

18th - 15 points - Godot

19th - 5 points - LFN

 

4 teams yet to score, all =20th.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I decided just to look in to see why nobody had asked me if I believe Thatcher was guilty of Crimes Against Humanity.

But I'm pleased to see that Rotten Ali has made the correct assumption.

The Hartlepool Deadlypool is clearly in Good Hands.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Assumptions are dangerous.

 

Just like firing on a battleship that's going in the opposite direction to the battle zone and assuming it still posses such a direct threat it would be best to give orders to sink it there and then.

 

Just like leaving millions of folks at the mercy of trickle down ecconomics and assuming every one will be better off.

 

Or like pressing the Americans that it would to be wise to press on to fully finish the eviction of Iraqii troops from Kuwait, all the way until Saddam was killed at that time, assuming a UN mandate for governmental change would not be required for this extra-conflict action.

 

Facts that the free west can throw-up leaders who are GUILTY on at least three counts.

[time 8,596]

Assumptions are dangerous.

 

Just like firing on a battleship that's going in the opposite direction to the battle zone and assuming it still posses such a direct threat it would be best to give orders to sink it there and then.

 

Just like leaving millions of folks at the mercy on trickle down ecconomics and assuming every one will be better off.

 

Or like pressing the Americans that it would to be wise to press on to fully finish the eviction of Iraqii troops from Kuwait, all the way until Saddam was killed at that time, assuming a UN mandate for governmental change would not be required for this extra-conflict action.

 

Facts that the free west can throw-up leaders who are GUILTY on at least three counts.

 

and I thought it was just the school milk thing...

[Rotten Ali 600]

All that action and then no hits for two months.

 

Still, well at least Sir Henry Cecil is now...

 

Ten teams getting points.

 

And its Captain Chorizo in an early lead with a healthy 45 points, Death Impends and Tick Tock (getting off the mark) running neck and neck with a fine 40 points. The Engineer is up next followed closely by Toast. Maryport on the stands side in a pack of three with Bert Trautmann and Eesti. Bringing up the rear are Godot and STAB-in-the-DARK.

 

Coming up to the half way post it's...

 

1st - 183 points - the Engineer

2nd - 178 points - Bert Trautmann

3rd - 171 points - STAB in-the DARK

4th - 166 points - Maryportfuncity

5th - 153 points - CaptainChorizo

6th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

7th - 120 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

8th - 112 points - Dead Cow

9th - 106 points - Toast

10th - 95 points - Eesti

11th - 87 points - Windsor

=12th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=12th - 85 points - Death Impends

14th - 75 points - Magere Hein

15th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

16th - 42 points - Madame Defarge

17th - 40 points - Tick Tock

18th - 35 points - Godot

19th - 25 points - Time

20th - 5 points - LFN

[Rotten Ali 600]

Another update so soon...

Jiroemon Kimura took his time...

This time, its Time getting 40 pts. Nice, however Death Impends gets 45 pts, Maryport and Hein both bag 25 points and Bert Trautmann picks up 20 pts and the lead back...

 

1st - 198 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 191 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 183 points - the Engineer

4th - 171 points - STAB in-the DARK

5th - 153 points - CaptainChorizo

6th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

7th - 130 points - Death Impends

8th - 120 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

9th - 112 points - Dead Cow

10th - 106 points - Toast

11th - 100 points - Magere Hein

12th - 95 points - Eesti

13th - 87 points - Windsor

14th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

15th - 65 points - Time

16th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

17th - 42 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 40 points - Tick Tock

19th - 35 points - Godot

20th - 5 points - LFN

[Windsor 2,233]

I can remember when I was good at this...

[Rotten Ali 600]

Spare a thought for DDT, Banshees and MSC...

[Death Impends 7,963]

Safe to say last-spot Winner's damage has been undone on my part

 

Also love the update to your signature Ali

[msc 18,438]

Spare a thought for DDT, Banshees and MSC...

 

 

I admit it hasn't quite gone to plan so far.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

1 - Jiromen Kimura

2 – Sir Henry Cecil

3 – Clive James

4 – Van Cliburn - DEAD

5 – Grace Jones

6 – Reverend Reginald Dean - DEAD

7 – Michael Winner - DEAD

8 – Ronnie Biggs

9 – Zsa Zsa Gabor

10 – Margaret Thatcher - DEAD

 

Thatcher is my #10. F*** knows why my contrary mob are carking in the wrong order this year, but they're carking at an admirable rate.

 

Been a decent couple of days, eh?

[the_engineer 1,415]

Another update so soon...

Jiroemon Kimura took his time...

This time, its Time getting 40 pts. Nice, however Death Impends gets 45 pts, Maryport and Hein both bag 25 points and Bert Trautmann picks up 20 pts and the lead back...

 

1st - 198 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 191 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 183 points - the Engineer

4th - 171 points - STAB in-the DARK

5th - 153 points - CaptainChorizo

6th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

7th - 130 points - Death Impends

8th - 120 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

9th - 112 points - Dead Cow

10th - 106 points - Toast

11th - 100 points - Magere Hein

12th - 95 points - Eesti

13th - 87 points - Windsor

14th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

15th - 65 points - Time

16th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

17th - 42 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 40 points - Tick Tock

19th - 35 points - Godot

20th - 5 points - LFN

 

haha god my lead lasted less than 24 hours.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

Spare a thought for DDT, Banshees and MSC...

 

I think it would be fair to say that I didn't put my heart and soul in to selecting an all-conquering team for this year. I'll be back in 2014 with a winning entry, I'm sure of it.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Bernie Nolan was hardly fat but she has sung her last...

The Engineer gets 30pts and as a unique hit, plus 12 bonus points, and the lead back...

 

1st - 225 points - the Engineer

2nd - 198 points - Bert Trautmann

3rd - 191 points - Maryportfuncity

4th - 171 points - STAB in-the DARK

5th - 153 points - CaptainChorizo

6th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

7th - 130 points - Death Impends

8th - 120 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

9th - 112 points - Dead Cow

10th - 106 points - Toast

11th - 100 points - Magere Hein

12th - 95 points - Eesti

13th - 87 points - Windsor

14th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

15th - 65 points - Time

16th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

17th - 42 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 40 points - Tick Tock

19th - 35 points - Godot

20th - 5 points - LFN

[the_engineer 1,415]

Bernie Nolan was hardly fat but she has sung her last...

The Engineer gets 30pts and as a unique hit, plus 12 bonus points, and the lead back...

 

1st - 225 points - the Engineer

2nd - 198 points - Bert Trautmann

3rd - 191 points - Maryportfuncity

4th - 171 points - STAB in-the DARK

5th - 153 points - CaptainChorizo

6th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

7th - 130 points - Death Impends

8th - 120 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

9th - 112 points - Dead Cow

10th - 106 points - Toast

11th - 100 points - Magere Hein

12th - 95 points - Eesti

13th - 87 points - Windsor

14th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

15th - 65 points - Time

16th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

17th - 42 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 40 points - Tick Tock

19th - 35 points - Godot

20th - 5 points - LFN

 

do i get a panto bonus too ?

 

http://www.eastbourneherald.co.uk/news/local/tragic-bernie-nolan-s-pledge-to-panto-fans-1-4435188

 

im surprised i was the only person to select her.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Did she? Extra 12 bonus points then.

 

1st - 237 points - the Engineer

2nd - 198 points - Bert Trautmann

3rd - 191 points - Maryportfuncity

4th - 171 points - STAB in-the DARK

5th - 153 points - CaptainChorizo

6th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

7th - 130 points - Death Impends

8th - 120 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

9th - 112 points - Dead Cow

10th - 106 points - Toast

11th - 100 points - Magere Hein

12th - 95 points - Eesti

13th - 87 points - Windsor

14th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

15th - 65 points - Time

16th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

17th - 42 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 40 points - Tick Tock

19th - 35 points - Godot

20th - 5 points - LFN

[Rotten Ali 600]

Anna Wing died on the 7th of July. Only Grobler picked her, so a very thin 10 points plus a tiny extra 4 bonus points. No movements up or down, so I've added those who are yet to score.

 

1st - 237 points - the Engineer

2nd - 198 points - Bert Trautmann

3rd - 191 points - Maryportfuncity

4th - 171 points - STAB in-the DARK

5th - 153 points - CaptainChorizo

6th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

7th - 130 points - Death Impends

8th - 120 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

9th - 112 points - Dead Cow

10th - 106 points - Toast

11th - 100 points - Magere Hein

12th - 95 points - Eesti

13th - 87 points - Windsor

14th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

15th - 65 points - Time

16th - 59 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

17th - 42 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 40 points - Tick Tock

19th - 35 points - Godot

20th - 5 points - LFN

 

=21st - no points - DDT

=21st - no points - msc

=21st - no points - Banshees Scream

 

[msc 18,438]

I'm level with DDT. That's usually a good sign in these things.