The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

 

Ive got a few corkers lined up, I reckon, mebee, by October, I shall be charging up da rails or summat.

 

 

Aye, you and me both, mebbe be comparing late charger notes over a pint at the DLCon, or summat.

 

Well if, where and when and all that, yeah I haven't attended one for a good few years so it sounds like a good idea.

[Rotten Ali 599]

Hein skilfully overtakes me on the inside with the death of F1 driver, Jules Bianchi, 15 basic points with 6 more bonus points for being a unique hit.

 

24th leader board - 2015 -

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 135 points - Estuarian Float

4th - 133 points - Book

5th - 125 points - gcreptile

6th - 122 points - DDT

7th - 90 points - Eesti

8th - 87 points - Toast

=9th - 85 points - Maryport

=9th - 85 points - the_engineer

11th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

12th - 75 points - time

13th - 72 points - Hein

14th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

=15th - 50 points - Dr Zorders

=15th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=15th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

18th - 32.007 points - LFN

19th - 30 points - msc

20th - 25 points - Tick Tock

21st - 0 points - Deathray

[Rotten Ali 599]

Sorry guys, and in particular to Tick Tock, who had George Cole (died on the 5th of August) on the old team roster.

20 basic points, 8 bonus points for being a unique hit.

 

25th leader board - 2015

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 135 points - Estuarian Float

4th - 133 points - Book

5th - 125 points - gcreptile

6th - 122 points - DDT

7th - 90 points - Eesti

8th - 87 points - Toast

=9th - 85 points - Maryport

=9th - 85 points - the_engineer

11th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

12th - 75 points - time

13th - 72 points - Hein

14th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

15th - 53 points - Tick Tock

=16th - 50 points - Dr Zorders

=16th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=16th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

19th - 32.007 points - LFN

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 0 points - Deathray

 

Been far too quite of late, just wait for the rush...

[Magere Hein 1,397]

13th - 72 points - Hein

Damn, I'm dropping steadily...

[Deathray 2,933]

 

13th - 72 points - Hein

Damn, I'm dropping steadily...

Least you've got somewhere to drop from.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

 

 

13th - 72 points - Hein

Damn, I'm dropping steadily...

 

Least you've got somewhere to drop from.

 

There's that.

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

 

 

 

13th - 72 points - Hein

Damn, I'm dropping steadily...

 

Least you've got somewhere to drop from.

 

There's that.

 

 

 

And there's just over three calendar months of impending death, can Billy Graham, Zsa Zsa and the other reaper-teasers hold out?

[Deathray 2,933]

 

 

 

 

13th - 72 points - Hein

Damn, I'm dropping steadily...

 

Least you've got somewhere to drop from.

 

There's that.

 

 

 

And there's just over three calendar months of impending death, can Billy Graham, Zsa Zsa and the other reaper-teasers hold out?

 

 

Doesn't really matter, none are on my team.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

 

 

 

 

 

13th - 72 points - Hein

Damn, I'm dropping steadily...

 

Least you've got somewhere to drop from.

 

There's that.

 

And there's just over three calendar months of impending death, can Billy Graham, Zsa Zsa and the other reaper-teasers hold out?

 

Doesn't really matter, none are on my team.

 

Nor on mine. Martin Crowe, a notable underachiever, is my team's captain, though.

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

 

Nor on mine. Martin Crowe, a notable underachiever, is my team's captain, though.

 

 

 

I've high hopes that two of the three survivors in my top five - Billy Graham and Rene Angeli - will provide some points. The other one still breathing is long-term reaper-tease Lily Ebert, holocaust survivor diagnosed with a terminal illness years ago and still apparently perky enough to get about. Might be parting company with her next year given the tonnage of pick-space she's wasted for me.

[Rotten Ali 599]

Was thinking a big one was due... However one one player had .. ... .... Denis Healey ...... ........

 

45 basic points to Dr Zorders, and 18 bonus points.

 

26th leader board - 2015

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 135 points - Estuarian Float

4th - 133 points - Book

5th - 125 points - gcreptile

6th - 122 points - DDT

7th - 113 points - Dr Zorders

8th - 90 points - Eesti

9th - 87 points - Toast

=10th - 85 points - Maryport

=10th - 85 points - the_engineer

12th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

13th - 75 points - time

14th - 72 points - Hein

15th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

16th - 53 points - Tick Tock

=17th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=17th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

19th - 32.007 points - LFN

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 0 points - Deathray

 

Been far too quite of late, just wait for the rush...

[Rotten Ali 599]

One player had Geoffrey Howe...

 

And how well is Dr Zorders doing? Now 3rd, with an extra 35 basic points and 14 bonus points as well.

 

27th leader board - 2015

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 162 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

5th - 133 points - Book

6th - 125 points - gcreptile

7th - 122 points - DDT

8th - 90 points - Eesti

9th - 87 points - Toast

=10th - 85 points - Maryport

=10th - 85 points - the_engineer

12th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

13th - 75 points - time

14th - 72 points - Hein

15th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

16th - 53 points - Tick Tock

=17th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=17th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

19th - 32.007 points - LFN

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 0 points - Deathray

[time 7,951]

Richard Davies *cough*

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

C'mon RA!!

Ive got some points coming to me!

[Rotten Ali 599]

One player had Maureen O'Hara...

See gloat above...

 

But only 10 basic points, and 4 bonus points means no change in the positions on the leader board.

 

28th leader board - 2015

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 162 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

5th - 133 points - Book

6th - 125 points - gcreptile

7th - 122 points - DDT

8th - 90 points - Eesti

9th - 87 points - Toast

=10th - 85 points - Maryport

=10th - 85 points - the_engineer

12th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

13th - 75 points - time

14th - 72 points - Hein

15th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

16th - 53 points - Tick Tock

=17th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=17th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

19th - 46.007 points - LFN

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 0 points - Deathray

[time 7,951]

Richard Davies *cough*

*COUGH*

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

One player had Maureen O'Hara...

See gloat above...

 

But only 10 basic points, and 4 bonus points means no change in the positions on the leader board.

 

28th leader board - 2015

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 162 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

5th - 133 points - Book

6th - 125 points - gcreptile

7th - 122 points - DDT

8th - 90 points - Eesti

9th - 87 points - Toast

=10th - 85 points - Maryport

=10th - 85 points - the_engineer

12th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

13th - 75 points - time

14th - 72 points - Hein

15th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

16th - 53 points - Tick Tock

=17th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=17th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

19th - 46.007 points - LFN

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 0 points - Deathray

What???????????????????????????

You couldn't feed a mouse on those points!!!!!!!

I wont demand a recount because you will tot the points up exactly the same, wont you!!

[YoungWillz 19,046]

Wasn't Maureen O'Hara on Hollywood Squares? Or is that a different deadpool?

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1335223/

 

She was on 5 episodes according to IMDB.

 

Edit: I actually have no idea how this is scored.

[Cat O'Falk 3,287]

 

Richard Davies *cough*

*COUGH*

 

It sounds like you need to see The Doctor.

[time 7,951]

 

 

Richard Davies *cough*

*COUGH*

 

It sounds like you need to see The Doctor.

 

Maybe if I ask nice...

 

Can I have some points Please, Sir

[Rotten Ali 599]

Just working it out now...

[Rotten Ali 599]

Maureen O'Hara has extra points from Hollywood Squares. 3 points bonus X the 4 points already given should be 12 bonus points. So that's an extra 8 more added below for LFN.

 

And, LFN, you do climb a few positions on the leader board.

 

Now, well spotted YoungWillz - 10 points to you, even though you don't have a team.

Arrr - Deathray!

 

Time to rework other points tally.

Missed that Richard Davies died. Sorry. Not on my radar sir. 35 points plus 14 bonus points.

 

29th leader board - 2015

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 162 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

5th - 133 points - Book

6th - 125 points - gcreptile

7th - 124 points - time

8th - 122 points - DDT

9th - 90 points - Eesti

10th - 87 points - Toast

=11th - 85 points - Maryport

=11th - 85 points - the_engineer

13th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

14th - 72 points - Hein

15th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

16th - 54.007 points - LFN

17th - 53 points - Tick Tock

=18th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=18th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 10 points - YoungWillz

22nd - 0 points - Deathray

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Maureen O'Hara has extra points from Hollywood Squares. 3 points bonus X the 4 points already given should be 12 bonus points. So that's an extra 8 more added below for LFN.

 

And, LFN, you do climb a few positions on the leader board.

 

Now, well spotted YoungWillz - 10 points to you, even though you don't have a team.

Arrr - Deathray!

 

Time to rework other points tally.

Missed that Richard Davies died. Sorry. Not on my radar sir. 35 points plus 14 bonus points.

 

29th leader board - 2015

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 162 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

5th - 133 points - Book

6th - 125 points - gcreptile

7th - 124 points - time

8th - 122 points - DDT

9th - 90 points - Eesti

10th - 87 points - Toast

=11th - 85 points - Maryport

=11th - 85 points - the_engineer

13th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

14th - 72 points - Hein

15th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

16th - 54.007 points - LFN

17th - 53 points - Tick Tock

=18th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=18th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 10 points - YoungWillz

22nd - 0 points - Deathray

I hope people realise that this deadpool would be fucked without you fella.

[YoungWillz 19,046]

Ooh, points! I may consider entering next year then! Thanks!

[Rotten Ali 599]

Time to add more points. This time for time. Al Molinaro's time was up. Unique hit. 20 points plus 8 bonus points (unless he was on Hollywood Squares a time or two)

 

30th leader board - 2015

 

1st - 185 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 162 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 152 points - time

5th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

6th - 133 points - Book

7th - 125 points - gcreptile

8th - 122 points - DDT

9th - 90 points - Eesti

10th - 87 points - Toast

=11th - 85 points - Maryport

=11th - 85 points - the_engineer

13th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

14th - 72 points - Hein

15th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

16th - 54.007 points - LFN

17th - 53 points - Tick Tock

=18th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=18th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 10 points - YoungWillz

22nd - 0 points - Deathray