Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

[Josco 49]

Five stars too and I'll live until I'm 93. The test was a bit flawed though. The only reason I've had no car accidents is becuase I don't drive

You don't need to drive a car to be involved in an accident with one. Sometimes the car doesn't even need to be moving.

[The Four Horsemen 26]

You aren't referring to a mysterious and unfortunate dogging incident, are you Mr J?

[Josco 49]

You aren't referring to a mysterious and unfortunate dogging incident, are you Mr J?

It is fortunate that I wasn't drinking anything when I read your reply; very amusing.

 

BTW, why was it mysterious and/or unfortunate?

[biteontheblindside 0]

I have just been playing that chopper game.......and I am so crap at it. Now I can't sleep because I know I am so crap at it. Hmmmmmmmmm.

Maybe just one more try................

 

I paint pics of death waiting for death.

[Six 23]

Try this hugely entertaining test. Tells you quite a lot about yourself, so only do it if you can handle the truth!!! TEST

 

 

Oh, and, 'Hello' to you, biteontheblindside !

[TLC 9]

Try this hugely entertaining test. Tells you quite a lot about yourself, so only do it if you can handle the truth!!! TEST

 

 

Oh, and, 'Hello' to you, biteontheblindside !

Possibly the best personality test I've done on the internet, both in terms of getting to the important questions quickly and accuracy of result I'd say...

 

But I'd say all sorts of things, so probably for the best if you check it out for yourselves.

 

Also hi to you biteontheblindside, some mighty fancy headgear you're wearin' in that there avatar....

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Try this hugely entertaining test. Tells you quite a lot about yourself, so only do it if you can handle the truth!!! TEST

 

 

Oh, and, 'Hello' to you, biteontheblindside !

My Results:

 

 

"you are a pessimist

 

the bottles half empty for you"

 

Too right the good 'ole Jack D is almost gone.

 

I need this medicine, can I get it on the NHS?

[Canadian Paul 97]

Help decide the fate of Monopoly

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

Help decide the fate of Monopoly

 

Reading the article made me wonder whether they'll also be updating the chance and community chest cards to reflect modern life:

 

You bump into a hooded youth who happy slaps you and films it on his phone. Go straight to hospital.

 

Your hotels are visited by Govt. officials who ask for a bribe to pass improvement plans. Pay the bribe or take a chance.

 

Your houses are assessed for street repairs after the latest bout of drive-by shootings.

 

You are caught kerb crawling and buying crack cocaine from a six foot trannsexual called Gary. Go straight to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Do not bend over to pick up the soap.

 

It is your birthday. Collect $20 and contract a sexual disease from each player.

 

 

Keep 'em comin'!

[The Four Horsemen 26]

Remind me never to hang around your neighbourhood or attend one of your parties, BHB........

[Handrejka 1,903]

See if you can pass eighth grade math. I got 9/10. See how you do

 

http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupasseighthgrademathquiz/

[Handrejka 1,903]

And once you've done that you can see what kind of drunk you are

 

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

[halleluyahjohntudor 5]

See if you can pass eighth grade math. I got 9/10. See how you do

 

http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupasseighthgrademathquiz/

 

 

6 out of 10

[halleluyahjohntudor 5]

And once you've done that you can see what kind of drunk you are

 

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

 

I'm a passed out drunk, apparently.

[Canadian Paul 97]

And once you've done that you can see what kind of drunk you are

 

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

 

Apparentely I'm a crazy drunk, but at least I'll score perfect on my 8th Grade math exam!

[halleluyahjohntudor 5]

And once you've done that you can see what kind of drunk you are

 

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

 

Apparentely I'm a crazy drunk, but at least I'll score perfect on my 8th Grade math exam!

 

A perfectly logical conjunction of results.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

And once you've done that you can see what kind of drunk you are

 

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

 

You're An Alcoholic

 

 

Damn cheek.

[Magere Hein 1,399]

See if you can pass eighth grade math. I got 9/10. See how you do

 

http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupasseighthgrademathquiz/

You Passed 8th Grade Math

 

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

And once you've done that you can see what kind of drunk you are

 

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

You're a Wild Drunk

 

 

You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!

 

I'm totally unsurprised.

 

regards,

Hein

[in eternum+ 22]

You Passed 8th Grade Math Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

 

and

 

You're An Angry Drunk Ever wake up with sore knuckles and a black eye? Thought so.

 

I am stunned by the former (math has never ever ever been my strong point), and horrified by the latter. I am not an angry drunk. I'm a perfectly lovely drunk. I'm just aggresive by nature. [grumbles into empty wine glass]goddam f*cking b*llshit bollocks of a quiz[/grumbles into empty wine glass]

[TLC 9]

You Passed 8th Grade Math

 

 

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

How old are 8th Grade students? I don't know whether to be pleased with myself of relieved.

You're A Passed Out Drunk

 

 

Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car...

Nonsense!

 

I used to pass out alot until I gave up Stella Artios, but rarely waste good (i.e. any)alcohol by throwing it back up, unless it's a tactical chunder which is acceptable as far as I'm concerned...

[Lady Die 63]

Speak to John Lennon

[TimeThief 0]

Could they ask him if the walrus was really Paul?

[Handrejka 1,903]

If you're really sad like me you can make a portrait of yourself or perhaps even the death list candidates here.

 

http://illustmaker.abi-station.com/index_en.shtml

[in eternum+ 22]

Earn yourself a bit of extra cash.

[Lady_Fiona 0]

You Failed 8th Grade Math

 

 

Oh no, you only got 3/10 correct!

 

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

 

http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupasseighthgrademathquiz/