Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

[Deadornot 12]

I AM REINCARNATED AS A WOLF!

 

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Almost 34% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

 

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

 

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[Canadian Paul 97]

Join the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu.

 

I swear I was looking for something completely irrelevant when I found this...

[Six 23]

Join the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu.

 

I really do not know what to say.

 

Eternal companionship in this life and the next... can't be bad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Lady Die 63]

The Dead Pool is on Sky Movies Cinema at 10pm tonight.

[Six 23]

Have a go at this...

[Canadian Paul 97]

Have a go at this...

 

Ugh, I loathe those things. I was with someone for a short time who was obsessed with them, and I had to deal with them incessentely. If I recall correctly though, there's a trick to solving these though bugger all if I can remember. A google or wiki search could probably dig up the answer though.

[Six 23]

I simply copy from here...answers

[satboy 2]

Help a brother out, click on the website:

 

 

http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

[Lady Die 63]

Make some signs

[Six 23]

Help a brother out, click on the website:

 

 

http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

 

What an interesting idea. That woman must be a bit dim though...

 

... or she has wanted to do the threesome-thing for a while, but didn't know how to bring the subject up.

[Captain Oates 21]

Freecycle!

 

I've been busy all day fielding emails and phone calls from friendly locals who want my stuff!

 

And now I can nearly see the floor again.

[Captain Oates 21]

Help a brother out, click on the website:

 

 

http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

 

 

See that counter whizz round!

[Six 23]

Freecycle!

 

I've been busy all day fielding emails and phone calls from friendly locals who want my stuff!

 

And now I can nearly see the floor again.

 

Excellent idea Cap'n Oates! I'm about to arrange collection for a piano! Cheers!!

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Your Eyes Should Be Bloodshot

 

Your eyes reflect: the bottom of a glass

What's hidden behind your eyes: Jamesons.

Strangely enough, my eyes are red today.

 

OK then, so what colour are your eyes?

 

 

 

Apparently mine are brown - and they are brown.

[BrunoBrimley 86]

OK then, so what colour are your eyes?

 

 

It says they should be blue, I always wanted blue eyes and once many eons ago when visiting a far off city and in a far away state of mind while slightly inebriated by some strange concoction known as Serendipitus Ambrosia my eyes appeared to be blue. It was after all a blue room and possibly as it were a blue monday while watching Blue Hawaii and smoking True blue cigarettes (which in truth I don't know iffens I ever did seeing as how I was a Pall Mall and Winston sort of chap in those days but I may well have smoked True and it would well have been the Blue as well since I'm not a menthol sort, I once bought a few packs of Chesterfields over at the market on Bleecker which I hear just underwent yet another transformation). So momentarily after a luxuriating naked bath in a tub filled with water I looked in the mirror and my eyes were blue. At any rate Horatio, my darling, my hamburger, my eyes are not blue. Some say they are hazel and some say a beauteous shade of brown. Actually they are all correct. They are brown to an extent but have flecks of color in them which make them change like the colours of the rainbow or even a bag of festive m&m's (peanut of course).

 

Further reading of my coverage after being told my eyes should be blue tells me that my eyes reflect """"""Innocence and Sweetness""""" (they know me so well) and that behind them is a """"calculating mind"""". Sure do wish my eyes were blue though.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Your Eyes Should Be Brown

 

 

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

 

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

 

 

Yup.

 

Nail on the head.

[Josco 49]

***Your Eyes Should Be Gray***

 

 

Your eyes reflect: Insanity and drivel

 

What's hidden behind your eyes: A berk

 

 

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorshouldyoureyesbequiz/

 

Sounds about right for me

[Captain Oates 21]

***Your Eyes Should Be Gray***

 

 

Your eyes reflect: Insanity and drivel

 

What's hidden behind your eyes: A berk

 

 

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorshouldyoureyesbequiz/

 

Sounds about right for me

Bravo Sir Josco! Did you find that link for yourself?

 

Or did you cheat and copy it from here?

[TLC 9]

Your Eyes Should Be Green

 

 

Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger

 

What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world

 

Apparently my eyes should be green, and vary ladylike judging by the photo.

 

Maybe that's a reference to my 'vivid inner world'.... although my eyes are actually green/brown/murky, not dazzling emerald.

 

Right, lunch over, off to seek out some danger now I suppose.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

Throw George Bush around which is very theraputic, if slightly macabre.

[in eternum+ 22]

Throw George Bush around which is very theraputic, if slightly macabre.

Oooooh! We like that!

 

He really is quite flexible isn't he - and he can fit through the narrowest of spaces!

[Six 23]

Throw George Bush around which is very theraputic, if slightly macabre.

 

I am most upset by this.

 

Not because the idea of knocking G.Dubya around unsettles me, actually, it is great fun to do!

I am upset because I was directed to the Throw George Bush Around link yesterday and wanted to post it on the DL before anyone else did. I couldn't do it yesterday, and, alas, I lost my chance.

 

 

I really is fun though. You can pick him up and throw him, push him... oh the possibilities!

[Six 23]

I don't know if this has been linked on here before, and if it has, please don't tell me off.. I'm a very sensitive sort!

I happened upon this little film called Pulp Politicians. If you haven't viewed it already, give it a go ( scroll down the page a little to get past all the junk.).

[Handrejka 1,903]

Find out which historical lunatic you are. My answer's in my blog

 

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/lunatics/

[Six 23]

Find out which historical lunatic you are. My answer's in my blog

 

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/lunatics/

 

 

You are Nicola Tesla, inventor of the Tesla Coil!

 

Shocking.