Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Try this test.

 

"You are a mental defective, you have an interest in bugger all least of all stupid internet personality tests.

Put down that bottle of dodgy Portuguese spirit and get a grip man.

In the event of a fire you would rush in to save the alcohol, you truly care about your loved ones especially the single malts."

 

Uncannily accurate.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Stick man death 15 nasty ways for a stickman to die.

[Six 23]

I just read the Laptop Guy story provided by Tartarus.

 

Well done, again, Tartarus, great find! That really was very funny.

 

Well done Laptop Guy too, very clever indeed!

[Six 23]

Try this test.

 

"You are a mental defective, you have an interest in bugger all least of all stupid internet personality tests.

Put down that bottle of dodgy Portuguese spirit and get a grip man.

In the event of a fire you would rush in to save the alcohol, you truly care about your loved ones especially the single malts."

 

Uncannily accurate.

 

[scsibear 4]

Listen to the Real State of the Union Speech they never wanted you to hear !!

 

Unedited Version - Naturally

 

Enjoy - I near wet myself !!

 

Scsi

[Six 23]

Listen to the Real State of the Union Speech they never wanted you to hear !!

 

Unedited Version - Naturally

 

Enjoy - I near wet myself !!

 

Scsi

 

I'm just getting Google when I click on your link. Is that supposed to happen?

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Listen to the Real State of the Union Speech they never wanted you to hear !!

 

Unedited Version - Naturally

 

Enjoy - I near wet myself !!

 

Scsi

 

I'm just getting Google when I click on your link. Is that supposed to happen?

 

Sometimes that link works, sometimes not.

 

try this link.

[Six 23]

Listen to the Real State of the Union Speech they never wanted you to hear !!

 

Unedited Version - Naturally

 

Enjoy - I near wet myself !!

 

Scsi

 

Excellent stuff!

[honez 79]

Pick your World Cup winner.

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

Pick your World Cup winner.

Petra (Czech Republic)

[Lady Grendel 139]

Pick your World Cup winner.

 

I got Megumi, Japan. I thought she looked pretty and friendly, I doubt this test was meant to be taken by females, so take my results with a pinch of salt, I'm sure us girls rate the models on friendliness and whether they look like they might be kind to animals

[Slave to the Grave 26]

A bit old but it might be worth sending your C.V. and portrait (Click on the big arrow)

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

Sorry if this has already been done, draw a mouse to reveal the real you

[Six 23]

A bit old but it might be worth sending your C.V. and portrait (Click on the big arrow)

 

Freaky.

 

Sorry if this has already been done, draw a mouse to reveal the real you

I am creative and an inspiration to others.

I am a good listener.

I have an excellent and content love life.

I am realistic and factual.

I am analytical, cautious and sometimes suspicious

 

....

 

but this all means nothing, I think, hmmm very shady.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Pick your World Cup winner.

 

I got Megumi, Japan. I thought she looked pretty and friendly, I doubt this test was meant to be taken by females, so take my results with a pinch of salt, I'm sure us girls rate the models on friendliness and whether they look like they might be kind to animals

I would take issue with the selectors for a couple of the teams.

Firstly there must be millions of prettier girls in Japan than whoever that girl is, good-natured though she may be. Same goes for Korea, although she is quite a cutie.

And the Americans would have had a 10000% better chance if they had selected Drew Barrymore instead of Bloody Stupid Sarah-Michelle Gellar.

 

At the end of the day it was a penalty shoot-out between the Angolan lady and Mila Jovovic. I didn't stay to see how it ended. Probably Jovovic since she won more decisively in her semi-final. Her opponent could just have easily been the Korean candidate.

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

And the Americans would have had a 10000% better chance if they had selected Drew Barrymore instead of Bloody Stupid Sarah-Michelle Gellar.

 

I am shocked by this attack on the gorgeous ultimate uber-female that is Sarah Michelle Gellar, whom I consider to be the sexiest, most beautiful woman on the planet.

 

Quite shocked.

 

My day is darkened.

[Lady Die 63]

Book a holiday

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Class!

 

Love the Burberry Mini Clubman!

[Tuber Mirum 125]

And the Americans would have had a 10000% better chance if they had selected Drew Barrymore instead of Bloody Stupid Sarah-Michelle Gellar.

 

I am shocked by this attack on the gorgeous ultimate uber-female that is Sarah Michelle Gellar, whom I consider to be the sexiest, most beautiful woman on the planet.

 

Quite shocked.

 

My day is darkened.

So sorry I upset you in such a way Mr. Baiter. I realise I may be doing Ms Gellar something of a disservice by describing her as "Bloody Stupid".

 

I'll tell you what: I happen to think this matter is deserving of further investigation, so for the sake of your peace of mind and of my own education, I shall spend the next little while intensely scrutinising a number of photographic images of the said Ms. Gellar in the hope that my opinion of her may be revised in such a way as to engender your satisfaction.

 

Can't say fairer than that now, can you?

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

 

Nope, you can't say fairer than that.

 

I hope you enjoy your, erm, 'investigating'.

 

I do happen to have very interesting and rare photos of the lady in question in my personal collection, but keep it to yourself...wink wink, nudge nudge...

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Speaking of booking a holiday! Highly recommended for those wishing to escape big cities during the World Cup.

[Guest Thomas]

Fun thing to relax

 

http://world2.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=31043258

[Guest Guest]

Speaking of booking a holiday! Highly recommended for those wishing to escape big cities during the World Cup.

 

 

Not a place for shopaholics though.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Tell me about it!

 

Amongst the businesses they never got round to listing is the New Balance factory in Flimby, highly recommend the factory shop where slight seconds go for nowt. There's unemployed up here walking around in trainers that'd cost yers £150-00 plus elsewhere.

[Canadian Paul 97]

Feel insignificant.

 

Very trippy on "auto."