Guest Guest Posted December 26, 2015 my uncle died today. he was 34 stone.massive heart attack while digesting christmas dinner. not the day we were all expecting ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted December 26, 2015 my uncle died today. he was 34 stone.massive heart attack while digesting christmas dinner. not the day we were all expecting ! Post a link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 26, 2015 my uncle died today. he was 34 stone.massive heart attack while digesting christmas dinner. not the day we were all expecting ! Post a link it didn't make the news. its just a personal family tragedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,028 Posted December 26, 2015 Sorry for your loss. Perhaps the posts could be moved to the appropriate thread for expressions of sympathy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,028 Posted December 26, 2015 Andres Moreno Sepulveda, "the fattest man in the world" reportedly dead. https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.univision.com%2Fgeografia%2Fmexico%2Ffallece-en-mexico-el-hombre-mas-obeso-del-mundo-andres-moreno&edit-text= He was 38. Telegraph Obit. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/12069458/Worlds-fattest-man-Andres-Moreno-dies-in-Mexico.html Hope nobody picked him for their already submitted pools. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 26, 2015 Andres Moreno Sepulveda, "the fattest man in the world" reportedly dead. https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.univision.com%2Fgeografia%2Fmexico%2Ffallece-en-mexico-el-hombre-mas-obeso-del-mundo-andres-moreno&edit-text= He was 38. Telegraph Obit. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/12069458/Worlds-fattest-man-Andres-Moreno-dies-in-Mexico.html Hope nobody picked him for their already submitted pools. More Christmas dinner for all of us! SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,642 Posted December 26, 2015 Andres Moreno Sepulveda, "the fattest man in the world" reportedly dead. https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.univision.com%2Fgeografia%2Fmexico%2Ffallece-en-mexico-el-hombre-mas-obeso-del-mundo-andres-moreno&edit-text= He was 38. Telegraph Obit. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/12069458/Worlds-fattest-man-Andres-Moreno-dies-in-Mexico.html Hope nobody picked him for their already submitted pools. More Christmas dinner for all of us! SC Article namecheckes Manual Uribe, Carl Thompson and the fattest man in history but doesn't identify the new fattest man on earth; anyone know the definititive - and therefore obitable - name we need? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted December 26, 2015 He had clearly reached that strange point, just like Homer Simpson in the episode "King Size Homer", where something about him, maybe the combination of having such big boobs, the curvy chubby thighs, the cheap shabbiness of the only clothes you can find to fit you, and his defeated demeanour, make him look like a big sad middle aged, possibly vaguely lesbian woman. I'm going to call it "trans-fat". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,642 Posted December 26, 2015 He had clearly reached that strange point, just like Homer Simpson in the episode "King Size Homer", where something about him, maybe the combination of having such big boobs, the curvy chubby thighs, the cheap shabbiness of the only clothes you can find to fit you, and his defeated demeanour, make him look like a big sad middle aged, possibly vaguely lesbian woman. I'm going to call it "trans-fat". Nice retrfo tache, mind. Not commonly found so clearly on a lesbian top lip! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,642 Posted January 22, 2016 A football league for fatties; this isn't so far away from something I suggested as a joke hereabouts a few years back http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3407914/Football-league-FAT-players-launched.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chopped Liver 53 Posted January 22, 2016 A football league for fatties; this isn't so far away from something I suggested as a joke hereabouts a few years back http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3407914/Football-league-FAT-players-launched.html Neil Shipperley. Nuff said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,594 Posted January 22, 2016 A football league for fatties; this isn't so far away from something I suggested as a joke hereabouts a few years back http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3407914/Football-league-FAT-players-launched.html Who ate all the pies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 15, 2016 Celebrity tv star Rod Durham lost a hell of a lot of weight, which is just as well, because it will be easier to carry his coffin... http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2016/03/14/teacher-tv-star-rod-durham-dies/81758050/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 15, 2016 Celebrity tv star Rod Durham lost a hell of a lot of weight, which is just as well, because it will be easier to carry his coffin... http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2016/03/14/teacher-tv-star-rod-durham-dies/81758050/ Your first two words tipped you off you might want to look in the Reality TV thread next time. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted September 7, 2016 An article about Monica Riley, who, aided and abetted by her boyfriend, Sid, is aiming to become so fat she can no longer move. The plan is to reach 1,000lbs [50st] and become immobile. I would feel like a queen because Sid would be waiting on me hand and foot and he’s excited about it too. ‘It’s a sexual fantasy for us and we talk about it a lot. He already has to help me get off the sofa and get me out of bed. ‘I have 20,000 online fans and they love to watch the funnel feeding – it’s a big hit. There are no words. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted September 7, 2016 An article about Monica Riley, who, aided and abetted by her boyfriend, Sid, is aiming to become so fat she can no longer move. The plan is to reach 1,000lbs [50st] and become immobile. I would feel like a queen because Sid would be waiting on me hand and foot and he’s excited about it too. ‘It’s a sexual fantasy for us and we talk about it a lot. He already has to help me get off the sofa and get me out of bed. ‘I have 20,000 online fans and they love to watch the funnel feeding – it’s a big hit. There are no words. "Monica Riley, who is a model" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted September 7, 2016 Can we talk about the boyfriend's wardrobe here? He looks like he reviews vaping accessories on YouTube. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted September 7, 2016 The formless jeans, the sandals that make it look like a leisurewear Vibrams Five Fingers, the plaid shirt he seems to have mugged a lesbian coffeeshop owner in 1993 for, the frankly pathetic attempt at a goatee he appears to have grown by sucking on a Kinder Egg cup for five minutes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted September 7, 2016 Is he wearing a toy as a necklace? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 7, 2016 Spade, don't hate! Lol Hey I gotta drive through Fort Worth in a couple days I wonder if I can get a photo of her and I for the group. Actually for all anyone knows that IS me and my GF. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted September 7, 2016 Monica said: ‘I could get hit by a car tomorrow and my life would be over. At least if I die this way I will have lived out the life I wanted and fulfilled all of my dreams.’Hmmm - Monica v Car - place your bets now! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted September 8, 2016 I'm missing a f ucking trick here, I could be making a fortune from fat-loving freaks. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,642 Posted September 8, 2016 I'm missing a f ucking trick here, I could be making a fortune from fat-loving freaks. You're way better than that Lardy, stick to amusing us with your intelligence and wit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted September 9, 2016 I'm missing a f ucking trick here, I could be making a fortune from fat-loving freaks. You're way better than that Lardy, stick to amusing us with your intelligence and wit My webcam is being plugged in as we speak! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted September 10, 2016 If you have a quick look at this picture it looks like she has her fanny (for our America readers - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny)showing 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
