Lard Bazaar 3,735 Posted May 7, 2015 Stories like this really piss me off, and I speak as a mammoth fatty myself. I'm fat because I eat too much of the wrong foods, none of the right foods, and sit on my bulbous buttocks all day long. Some people know why they overeat - I don't know why I do - it's not because I was fingered by Ben and Jerry when I was a child, nor did I have nightmares about my favourite childhood pet being bludgeoned to death with a spring onion, thus putting me off salad for life - it's probably just because I'm a greedy bitch who loves crisps. It's not the lardasses that get my piss boiling (well, it is a bit), it's the fucking families. 'Oh boo hoo, she's going to die if she doesn't stop eating' - yeh, well how the fuck is she getting hold of all the shit food if she's so fat she can't fucking move? YOU'RE GIVING IT TO HER YOU MASSIVE CUNT! Stop giving in to their pleas for KFC and say fucking NO! Bring them a plate of veg and if she's that hungry she'll fucking eat it eventually. I feel slightly sorry for heffers because if you're addicted to food, you're fucked, because you can't live without eating - an alcy can still live without booze, a smoker can still live without fags, but nobody can live without eating something. Having said that, one has to exercise (pah!) a degree of self-discipline and moderation, and that's what tonka-trucks don't do. Bottom line is, her mum needs to stop ENABLING her. You've considered newspaper columns as a source of income, right? Because - frankly - you said the same thing as a Sun columnist I read today, only she took more words to say it less well, though doubtless pocketed decent dosh for doing so. I haven't no, but if anyone's offering I'll gladly give it a go! You'll not be surprised to learn I have quite a lot to say on a range of controversial topics! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,398 Posted May 7, 2015 You've considered newspaper columns as a source of income, right? Because - frankly - you said the same thing as a Sun columnist I read today, only she took more words to say it less well, though doubtless pocketed decent dosh for doing so.I haven't no, but if anyone's offering I'll gladly give it a go! You'll not be surprised to learn I have quite a lot to say on a range of controversial topics! No, that doesn't surprise me a bit. I also think it'd be a breath of fresh air in the rather stuffy world of newspaper columns. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,397 Posted May 8, 2015 While we're at it: Another 'oversized whale' being fed to death, Angel Parrish, 42: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/watch-forty-stone-woman-being-5655386 She's also featured in the TLC show "My 600lb Life". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,785 Posted May 12, 2015 Gary Marsden becomes an escapee from obesity. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/slimming-worlds-greatest-loser-biscuit-5684556 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,177 Posted May 12, 2015 Gary Marsden becomes an escapee from obesity. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/slimming-worlds-greatest-loser-biscuit-5684556 Awesome, they could use his excess skin to make a sleeping bag for a normal adult! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,038 Posted June 16, 2015 Gary Marsden becomes an escapee from obesity. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/slimming-worlds-greatest-loser-biscuit-5684556 And now his arse fits in a cinema seat. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3124607/Former-world-s-fattest-man-Paul-Mason-fit-cinema-seat-time-New-York-excess-skin-removal-operation.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted June 16, 2015 Gary Marsden becomes an escapee from obesity. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/slimming-worlds-greatest-loser-biscuit-5684556 And now his arse fits in a cinema seat. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3124607/Former-world-s-fattest-man-Paul-Mason-fit-cinema-seat-time-New-York-excess-skin-removal-operation.html 1. That's a different person 2. Why does the article have naked picture because that's something people want to see 3. If he wasn't just known for being the fattest man he'd be a good dl pick as from his selfie he looks like a cancer patient Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,397 Posted June 16, 2015 Morbidly obese and now unemployed lawyer for the unemployed Linda Jenns, 49, thinks she will not survive prison after she caused a fatal traffic accident: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/morbidly-obese-motorist-who-caused-5885697 She already had a stroke 7 years ago and her legal problems have caused her to gain even more weight, according to her barrister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,398 Posted June 16, 2015 Morbidly obese and now unemployed lawyer for the unemployed Linda Jenns, 49, thinks she will not survive prison after she caused a fatal traffic accident: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/morbidly-obese-motorist-who-caused-5885697 She already had a stroke 7 years ago and her legal problems have caused her to gain even more weight, according to her barrister. One would think a diet of bread and water would do wonders for her condition. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,177 Posted June 16, 2015 Morbidly obese and now unemployed lawyer for the unemployed Linda Jenns, 49, thinks she will not survive prison after she caused a fatal traffic accident: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/morbidly-obese-motorist-who-caused-5885697 She already had a stroke 7 years ago and her legal problems have caused her to gain even more weight, according to her barrister. One would think a diet of bread and water would do wonders for her condition. And, sorry to be pedantic and that, but...her legal problems simply motivated her to put on weight. Nobody actually tied her down and shoved the food in. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 16, 2015 Morbidly obese and now unemployed lawyer for the unemployed Linda Jenns, 49, thinks she will not survive prison after she caused a fatal traffic accident: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/morbidly-obese-motorist-who-caused-5885697 She already had a stroke 7 years ago and her legal problems have caused her to gain even more weight, according to her barrister. One would think a diet of bread and water would do wonders for her condition. And, sorry to be pedantic and that, but...her legal problems simply motivated her to put on weight. Nobody actually tied her down and shoved the food in. have a bit of compassion FFS ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,397 Posted June 16, 2015 Morbidly obese and now unemployed lawyer for the unemployed Linda Jenns, 49, thinks she will not survive prison after she caused a fatal traffic accident: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/morbidly-obese-motorist-who-caused-5885697 She already had a stroke 7 years ago and her legal problems have caused her to gain even more weight, according to her barrister. One would think a diet of bread and water would do wonders for her condition. And, sorry to be pedantic and that, but...her legal problems simply motivated her to put on weight. Nobody actually tied her down and shoved the food in. Indeed. One is supposed to jump to the quick and clean conclusion that, yeah, she consoled herself with food or something like that. But then how does that actually happen? She sits in her kitchen or living room and eats a pizza, then she cries, then she eats another pizza, stares at her mail, eats another pizza... I mean, eating is not like crack cocaine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,785 Posted June 17, 2015 Susan Maben's death certificate was written on a roll of toilet paper...http://www.northdevonjournal.co.uk/Morbidly-obese-Devon-woman-dies-bed-collapses/story-26717199-detail/story.html 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,177 Posted June 18, 2015 Susan Maben's death certificate was written on a roll of toilet paper...http://www.northdevonjournal.co.uk/Morbidly-obese-Devon-woman-dies-bed-collapses/story-26717199-detail/story.html Seriously, people say we're sick but to die like she did involves a series of choices to get you there, rigth? Susan Ann Maben's bed "ejected" her onto a nearby chair, and she died of respiratory failure, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, hip fracture, morbid obesity, chronic kidney disease (stage three), and type two diabetes. She was described as morbidly obese at an inquest in Devon, which heard how she died on Friday, June 12, after the incident at her home in Charlotte Street, Devonport. The inquest heard how the 206kg 66-year-old, who would have celebrated her birthday next month, spent a lot of time in the bed and was described as "morbidly obese" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,270 Posted June 18, 2015 Susan Maben's death certificate was written on a roll of toilet paper...http://www.northdevonjournal.co.uk/Morbidly-obese-Devon-woman-dies-bed-collapses/story-26717199-detail/story.html Seriously, people say we're sick but to die like she did involves a series of choices to get you there, rigth? Susan Ann Maben's bed "ejected" her onto a nearby chair, and she died of respiratory failure, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, hip fracture, morbid obesity, chronic kidney disease (stage three), and type two diabetes. She was described as morbidly obese at an inquest in Devon, which heard how she died on Friday, June 12, after the incident at her home in Charlotte Street, Devonport. The inquest heard how the 206kg 66-year-old, who would have celebrated her birthday next month, spent a lot of time in the bed and was described as "morbidly obese" Who? Anyway, absolutely PMSL @ the image of her being catapulted across the room. I need to talk my mum into buying one of those beds..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted June 21, 2015 Carl Thompson has died aged 33. At 65 stone he was Britain's fattest man. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3133508/Britain-s-fattest-man-33-dies-ballooning-65-stone.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted June 21, 2015 Maybe its a bit too logical but, on the basis that these monsterously fat humans were unable to actually, you know, get up and make their own food or go to the door to pick up their takeaways, perhaps the massive cunts that kept feeding them into a certain death ought to be prosecuted for murder or summat. Just a thought, like. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,177 Posted June 21, 2015 Maybe its a bit too logical but, on the basis that these monsterously fat humans were unable to actually, you know, get up and make their own food or go to the door to pick up their takeaways, perhaps the massive cunts that kept feeding them into a certain death ought to be prosecuted for murder or summat. Just a thought, like. Yeah, it's summat that constantly occurs to me. Apart from owt else, I might be tempted to do the running between fat sod and takeaway, so long as I could snaffle the odd Pershawi Nan in transit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,270 Posted June 21, 2015 Maybe its a bit too logical but, on the basis that these monsterously fat humans were unable to actually, you know, get up and make their own food or go to the door to pick up their takeaways, perhaps the massive cunts that kept feeding them into a certain death ought to be prosecuted for murder or summat. Just a thought, like. Yeah, it's summat that constantly occurs to me. Apart from owt else, I might be tempted to do the running between fat sod and takeaway, so long as I could snaffle the odd Pershawi Nan in transit. You'd do it if they let you fuck some old Asian biddies while you were driving the van? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted June 21, 2015 Maybe its a bit too logical but, on the basis that these monsterously fat humans were unable to actually, you know, get up and make their own food or go to the door to pick up their takeaways, perhaps the massive cunts that kept feeding them into a certain death ought to be prosecuted for murder or summat. Just a thought, like. Yeah, it's summat that constantly occurs to me. Apart from owt else, I might be tempted to do the running between fat sod and takeaway, so long as I could snaffle the odd Pershawi Nan in transit. I like fuckin old Asian biddies in the back of vans. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,177 Posted June 21, 2015 Maybe its a bit too logical but, on the basis that these monsterously fat humans were unable to actually, you know, get up and make their own food or go to the door to pick up their takeaways, perhaps the massive cunts that kept feeding them into a certain death ought to be prosecuted for murder or summat. Just a thought, like. Yeah, it's summat that constantly occurs to me. Apart from owt else, I might be tempted to do the running between fat sod and takeaway, so long as I could snaffle the odd Pershawi Nan in transit. You'd do it if they let you fuck some old Asian biddies while you were driving the van? Remind me what your doctorate is in and I'll ring your professional body and get you struck off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted June 22, 2015 Maybe its a bit too logical but, on the basis that these monsterously fat humans were unable to actually, you know, get up and make their own food or go to the door to pick up their takeaways, perhaps the massive cunts that kept feeding them into a certain death ought to be prosecuted for murder or summat. Just a thought, like. Yeah, it's summat that constantly occurs to me. Apart from owt else, I might be tempted to do the running between fat sod and takeaway, so long as I could snaffle the odd Pershawi Nan in transit. You'd do it if they let you fuck some old Asian biddies while you were driving the van? Remind me what your doctorate is in and I'll ring your professional body and get you struck off! Im not sure there is one for laying in your own vomit surrounded by empty bottles of 'Happy Shopper' Vodka, Mary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,785 Posted June 22, 2015 Morbidly obese and now unemployed lawyer for the unemployed Linda Jenns, 49, thinks she will not survive prison after she caused a fatal traffic accident: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/morbidly-obese-motorist-who-caused-5885697 She already had a stroke 7 years ago and her legal problems have caused her to gain even more weight, according to her barrister. One would think a diet of bread and water would do wonders for her condition. And, sorry to be pedantic and that, but...her legal problems simply motivated her to put on weight. Nobody actually tied her down and shoved the food in. And she has been jailed. http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/586200/Morbidly-obese-30st-driver-too-fat-for-prison-jailed-killing-jogger 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,038 Posted June 22, 2015 Morbidly obese and now unemployed lawyer for the unemployed Linda Jenns, 49, thinks she will not survive prison after she caused a fatal traffic accident: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/morbidly-obese-motorist-who-caused-5885697 She already had a stroke 7 years ago and her legal problems have caused her to gain even more weight, according to her barrister. One would think a diet of bread and water would do wonders for her condition. And, sorry to be pedantic and that, but...her legal problems simply motivated her to put on weight. Nobody actually tied her down and shoved the food in. And she has been jailed. http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/586200/Morbidly-obese-30st-driver-too-fat-for-prison-jailed-killing-jogger ....in cells H-1, H-2, and H-3. SC 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,785 Posted June 30, 2015 Barbara Williams dies after waiting for specialist equipment to take her to hospital: http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/20stone-woman-dies-3hr-ambulance---9558652 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
