Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 19, 2015 The Reaper needs a Kohlostomy. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EGN 121 Posted June 22, 2015 How about 'Getting Kohlder by the minute' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 22, 2015 Helmut Kohl is dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 22, 2015 Helmut Kohl is dead When it does happen they can re-unite and shoot a video like this. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted June 22, 2015 Kohl on the fire? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 22, 2015 Kohl on the fire? it'll be Kohl if you removed my warning points should be the title Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 23, 2015 link? oh no I didn't mean he was actually dead. I was just suggesting 'Helmut Kohl is dead' as a title when he does die. Keep it simple Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 30, 2015 Helmut Kohl's political party turns 70: http://www.dw.com/en/the-cdus-70th-anniversary-preservation-over-change/a-18550003 Well, I found it interesting anyway... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,033 Posted July 10, 2015 Die Welt is getting pelters for erroneously temporarily reporting Kohl's death: https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wallstreet-online.de%2Fnachricht%2F7787223-welt-online-voruebergehend-angebliches-ableben-helmut-kohl&edit-text= 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,966 Posted July 14, 2015 Last weekend, a prominent german online site accidentally declared him dead for two minutes: http://www.gala.de/stars/news/starfeed/falschmeldung-helmut-kohl-angeblich-gestorben_1283204.html(link in german) In more relevant news, he has been transferred from intensive care to the cardiology station: http://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/klinik-aufenthalt-seit-zehn-wochen-sorge-um-den-kanzler-der-einheit-kohl-plagen-jetzt-auch-herz-probleme_id_4813992.html(also a german link) He's now been in hospital for 10 weeks. Obviously, the statement that he would be going on a holiday was wrong (a very long holiday without return?). The article also mentions that he was doing a bit better for a couple of days during which he received a visit from former president Roman Herzog. His wife has been sleeping in the hospital all this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,966 Posted July 15, 2015 Some more official news, again in german, I'm afraid: http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/helmut-kohl-gesundheitszustand-ernst-a-1043841.html They say he is "responsive but in a serious state." "After the first operation, successive medical treatment was necessary." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted July 15, 2015 Feels like this year's Kalashnikov, could very well finally just go "fuck it" in late December like Mikhail did. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,314 Posted July 15, 2015 How about 'Getting Kohlder by the minute' Stone Kohld? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted August 13, 2015 Well... this is awkward. Everyone predicted a June death date. This was one of the biggest "teases" of 2015, one of the others being Martin Crowe saying that the World Cup will be the final match he watches. Maybe we should re-do the sweepstakes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 13, 2015 Well... this is awkward. Everyone predicted a June death date. This was one of the biggest "teases" of 2015, one of the others being Martin Crowe saying that the World Cup will be the final match he watches. Maybe we should re-do the sweepstakes? October 3rd, 2015. German Reunification Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted August 14, 2015 January 31, 2016. Anniversary of Richard von Weizsacker's death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,314 Posted August 14, 2015 Well... this is awkward. Everyone predicted a June death date. This was one of the biggest "teases" of 2015, one of the others being Martin Crowe saying that the World Cup will be the final match he watches. Maybe we should re-do the sweepstakes? Leslie Phillips has also been a tease.Helmut up for the Kohl on September 19th Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 14, 2015 I say he dies before I finish typing this respon.... oh never mind.SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted August 14, 2015 just for the hell of it i'm going to say today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,571 Posted August 14, 2015 I am going to say 14th September because I am going to Germany on that day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulh85 101 Posted August 14, 2015 I am going to say 14th September because I am going to Germany on that day. should i be letting the police know you intend finishing him off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted September 5, 2015 I just read a German article about how he's on the mend. Well, shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,966 Posted October 23, 2015 Helmut Kohl is back home: http://www.bild.de/politik/inland/helmut-kohl/kanzler-der-einheit-ist-wieder-zuhause-43113218.bild.html(german link) The photos don't really tell whether he's dead or alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,966 Posted October 23, 2015 Ok, joke aside, they say it was a constant up and down, but now he's stable enough to go home. His initial hip surgery led to complications which required more surgery, including bowel surgery. The final sentences are curious. "The doctors fought for weeks to get him to leave the hospital alive. Considering the circumstances, he's doing ok. But he's not healthy". It sounds a bit as if he wants to die at home. I guess they were surprised that he was in a worse general shape than they (and he himself) expected. They didn't expect that the initial hip surgery could go so bad. Who knows, maybe he doesn't even want to leave home during the next health crisis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
