Whom Are You Tarring With The Epithet "twunt"?

[honez 79]

My 2,000th post. Not a milestone Senora honez is particularly keen on.

It's taken me a while, but it's all about quality not quantity. Apparently. I'll post a quality one eventually.

Now all I need are more chimpanzees and more keyboards.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Respect Honez, can't say I have any quibbles with the quality of yer posting.

 

Incidentally, thanks to the admins for the new epithet, better than John Leslie.

[Guest Verne Troyer]

Congratulations on your new status Banshees cream.

[Guest Warwick Davis]

Aye, from me 'n' all.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Millwall has quietly twunted himself.

 

The four figure fraternity fraternally embraces a fellow , or summat.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Ladies and gentleman, tonight I make my

5000th post. I don't seem my post count so let's keep this our little secret.

I'm like a fine wine.

 

When I was a little younger, I would scroll through the IMDB and educate myself about life as I had never heard of the Wikipedia at the time. I would memorize death dates, birth dates, names, quotes and so on.

 

I don't consider myself what one might call a political junkie, but I've always managed to keep myself informed. At the time, I was probably doing some research on Reagan or Ford and there I came upon a list. Queen Juliana had picked her last tulip and spring had come once again.

 

I remember Ronald Reagan's son making comments about his father prior to his demise. He said "Dad's like a horse, he's fine" and a month or two later he was a dead horse. I was inspired but also a little disappointed as I liked the idea of having a former president who was totally senile. The most anticipative death of my lifetime would have to be Pope John Paul. There was nothing like it - his death was incomparable.

 

I could go on about my stellar existence and revive the classics. However it can't fit in one post. My existence has been a lot of things, I don't envision any of you as my friends but as partners or colleagues who are involved in a very controversial undertaking. I don't like most of you but I accept you. I value you.

 

And that's it.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Aye, well, respect for the 5000 milestone BS.

 

Go well.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

Respect indeed BS, quite a milestone.

How are you going to celebrate such an achievement?

Will it be a quick dash to the local Deli for a cucumber and a pot of KY?

[Handrejka 1,904]

Ladies and gentleman, tonight I make my

5000th post. I don't seem my post count so let's keep this our little secret.

I'm like a fine wine.

 

When I was a little younger, I would scroll through the IMDB and educate myself about life as I had never heard of the Wikipedia at the time. I would memorize death dates, birth dates, names, quotes and so on.

 

I don't consider myself what one might call a political junkie, but I've always managed to keep myself informed. At the time, I was probably doing some research on Reagan or Ford and there I came upon a list. Queen Juliana had picked her last tulip and spring had come once again.

 

I remember Ronald Reagan's son making comments about his father prior to his demise. He said "Dad's like a horse, he's fine" and a month or two later he was a dead horse. I was inspired but also a little disappointed as I liked the idea of having a former president who was totally senile. The most anticipative death of my lifetime would have to be Pope John Paul. There was nothing like it - his death was incomparable.

 

I could go on about my stellar existence and revive the classics. However it can't fit in one post. My existence has been a lot of things, I don't envision any of you as my friends but as partners or colleagues who are involved in a very controversial undertaking. I don't like most of you but I accept you. I value you.

 

And that's it.

 

Thanks BS, you've just made me think of old Ronnie's penis. Eww

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

Respect indeed BS, quite a milestone.

How are you going to celebrate such an achievement?

Will it be a quick dash to the local Deli for a cucumber and a pot of KY?

 

Top post! Made me lol for real - Well done sir!

 

DWB

[Banshees Scream 110]

Thanks BS, you've just made me think of old Ronnie's penis. Eww

First it was a female superhero, then it was Mr.Shilcock, and now it's Reagan. What a beautiful mind you have Handrejka, it would make the modest man cry. Then again, honesty is a very strong quality in people. I guess everybody has their weird.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

It's not exactly a round milestone but I believe Big Respect is due to Canadian Paul for sneaking past the posting total of Tempus and snagging himself a place on the topline of the all time posting champions.

 

Go well CP, your achievement combined with the quality of posting makes you a prince amongst us, or summat.

[Handrejka 1,904]

How come most of Tempus Fugit's posts have been edited to just show a dot?

[Guest Guest]

How come most of Tempus Fugit's posts have been edited to just show a dot?

Because he/she edited them

 

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[Guest Guest]

How come most of Tempus Fugit's posts have been edited to just show a dot?

Because he/she edited them

 

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An act of self-censorship that must have taken quite a while

 

 

 

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[themaninblack 2,112]

Perhaps a bit of Stalinist revisionism bt Mr Fugit.

 

Wouldn't it be great to that with our lives: just edit out the embarrassing bits out of not just

your memory, but everyone else's too!

[Windsor 2,233]

Perhaps a bit of Stalinist revisionism bt Mr Fugit.

 

Wouldn't it be great to that with our lives: just edit out the embarrassing bits out of not just

your memory, but everyone else's too!

 

In my case, there wouldn't be very much left.

[themaninblack 2,112]

Perhaps a bit of Stalinist revisionism bt Mr Fugit.

 

Wouldn't it be great to that with our lives: just edit out the embarrassing bits out of not just

your memory, but everyone else's too!

 

In my case, there wouldn't be very much left.

 

Me too...

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Perhaps a bit of Stalinist revisionism bt Mr Fugit.

 

Wouldn't it be great to that with our lives: just edit out the embarrassing bits out of not just

your memory, but everyone else's too!

 

In my case, there wouldn't be very much left.

 

Me too...

 

Mmmm, I see a pattern forming here

[Canadian Paul 97]

It's not exactly a round milestone but I believe Big Respect is due to Canadian Paul for sneaking past the posting total of Tempus and snagging himself a place on the topline of the all time posting champions.

 

Go well CP, your achievement combined with the quality of posting makes you a prince amongst us, or summat.

 

Thanks MPFC. I especially appreciate the low standards to which you apply the word "quality", or summat.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Not entirely sure about the veracity of my new status, seeing as how it was culled from the title of a death metal song. But in rapid consultation with Mrs MPFC we have agreed our fantasy re diarrhea involves getting a trailer load of it spread on the garden, going on holiday for a week to avoid the worst of the smell and flies and returning to find a blooming flowerbed and lush and verdant lawn.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

The twunting of the fellating one, is that close.......I can TASTE it!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

The twunting of the fellating one, is that close.......I can TASTE it!

Well Ive always been a total twunt Mary.

I suppose its time to mark it officially, like

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

Pointless post deleted.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Godot is one away from a triple twunting, tension mounts, or summat.