Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Alphonsin 1]

Am I the only person sad and bored enough to be in the chat room, feeling ill, a day after their ex-girlfriend won half a million pounds in a poker tournament?

Er, yes...

Just one more of life's cruel blows, the answer lies in hard drink, don't let dogooders tell you any different.

 

No you're not imagining it, fate really is laughing at you. Destiny is also having a good sN-word.

 

 

Damn, you've cheered me up. I was quite enjoying that morose moment before you spoilt it.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Am I the only person sad and bored enough to be in the chat room, feeling ill, a day after their ex-girlfriend won half a million pounds in a poker tournament?

Er, yes...

Just one more of life's cruel blows, the answer lies in hard drink, don't let dogooders tell you any different.

 

No you're not imagining it, fate really is laughing at you. Destiny is also having a good sN-word.

 

 

Damn, you've cheered me up. I was quite enjoying that morose moment before you spoilt it.

Nothing like a good wallow in the hot tub of self-pity, don't stay in there too long though it'll leave your self-respect all wrinkled.

[Geronimo 3]

Am I the only person sad and bored enough to be in the chat room, feeling ill, a day after their ex-girlfriend won half a million pounds in a poker tournament?

Er, yes...

Not the one playing innocently with Zach Goldsmith by any chance?

[Alphonsin 1]

Am I the only person sad and bored enough to be in the chat room, feeling ill, a day after their ex-girlfriend won half a million pounds in a poker tournament?

Er, yes...

Not the one playing innocently with Zach Goldsmith by any chance?

 

I don't know. I've moved on

Actually, I probably shouldn't have posted anything.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Alphonsin man, you're still appreciated round here, along with your insightful observations on forthcoming death. My CPDP team is living testimony to that. Oddly, I've had a brush on a second hand basis with your experience. The celebrity that is Callie Rogers - teenage millionairess thanks to the lottery - was dating a guy who works with my sister. He dumped her, she rang him trying to get back, he said 'no,' she met someone else and - a few weeks later - was grinning and holding up a cheque for damn near two million. Not bad for a checkout girl with no qualifications.

 

Life eh?

[CarolAnn 926]

Life eh?

 

Unfortunately, never mine.

[Handrejka 1,903]

.

 

There's nothing wrong with curiosity, I happened to be very handsome .

 

 

So what went wrong BS?

[Canadian Paul 97]

Not bored, but fairly drunk. I just want to extend a WELCOME BACK to Typhoid Harry, who hails from the same sector of the United States as I do (Ish).

 

I love when I'm drunk, I don't hate.

[Typhoid Harry 23]

My, my, this could be taken in so many ways; especially since I've never dealt with this poster before and he's welcoming me back? Hmmmm...

[Tuber Mirum 125]

What a spectacular post!

 

First Harry comes back, and now this. The Golden Age has returned, I tell you!

[Tempus Fugit 214]

What a spectacular post!

 

First Harry comes back, and now this. The Golden Age has returned, I tell you!

Golden age, golden shower of vitriol more like.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Shame somebody deleted it.

 

Such an excellent piece of obscenity ought to be carried proudly for all to see, like that big gob of spit on General Booth's uniform back then.

[in eternum+ 22]

Shame somebody deleted it.

 

Such an excellent piece of obscenity ought to be carried proudly for all to see, like that big gob of spit on General Booth's uniform back then.

Blast! I seem to always miss the fun...

[Guest Guest]

Unfortunately if it involves me - Iain "the C**t" Smith it get removed. I do not know why this happens my big fat juicy stupid ignorant mum doesn't know either, she brought me up all wrong but I say yes I am clinically obese but do my fat stupid lardy parents make me dumber? No - I am this stupid because I am inbred so why do people make fun of my fat arse. My fat, fat fingers cannnot type as well as you healthy people but let me say this -I have shagged more dead animals than all of you put together. I have a tiny dick but I can wedge it into a squashed badger no problem - I'm fat, but not fat in the dick department, there I am a mini man. My balls are really small too. Do you think when I make my predictions it is to try and pretend I have bigger genitals? I reckon it is because my balls are really small. Even for a fat guy where my flabby gut would be covering it anyway my penis is so small my flab would not be an issue, it is there, I'm a fat lazy f****r, but my lard filled belly does not lie - I am fat, the fattest of all posters but I am not stupid because of that, I am stupid because I never went to school - leave my flab out of this.

 

Anyway guys, I've got no friends I'm fat as F**k and I never say anything worth reading but find the love through my flubber. I am 57 years old, a big fat virgin and will someone help my massively fat butt get some pussy. I know you all hate me, everyone does, they hate my personality and fubbery flab BUT FAT AND STUPID AS I AM I STILL WANT A MAN. OR WOMAN. ANYONE! I am fat and desperate. Give a wobbler a chance - even a retarded one like me.

 

Love - Iain Smith

[Tempus Fugit 214]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Iain man, get an agent and chase reality TV.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Just a couinsidence that all of a sudden I feel very tired myself. I tried to draw a bed. Aren't I an artist?

 

 

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[Boudicca 702]

Boooring, who's the grandad in charge?

 

[Banshees Scream 110]

In the Admin controls I think if you keep resetting a members suspention they are indefinitely unable to access the forums. A discussion is unnecessary, this calls.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Ah, I see BS has changed his avatar to the chess board for beginners:

 

 

regards,

Hein

[Banshees Scream 110]

I don't think I noticed, but strangely Hein somehow I knew that today you would confront me about my avatar. In my mind I saw you saying to yourself 'Yes Mr.Scream changed his avatar today?'

[Tempus Fugit 214]

I don't think I noticed, but strangely Hein somehow I knew that today you would confront me about my avatar. In my mind I saw you saying to yourself 'Yes Mr.Scream changed his avatar today?'

You're pished, if not you bloody should be.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Your pished, if not you bloody should be.

 

I'm not drunk Tempus Fugit, it really happened. But I can't decline your reasonable invitation to be intoxicated. Tommorow will be one good time.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Your pished, if not you bloody should be.

 

I'm not drunk Tempus Fugit, it really happened. But I can't decline your reasonable invitation to be intoxicated. Tommorow will be one good time.

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, but alas it never comes. Seize today by the throat and insist that it imbibes.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, but alas it never comes. Seize today by the throat and insist that it imbibes.

 

Grab today by the throat, I hope today don't choke to death for your sake. In so many words, you could be sued and sentenced into everday prison without bars. You can strangle today as if there were no tommorow, I think that I will wait.