Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Edit :wrong thread.

 

I think you dodged a bullet there .....

 

Too right, men are still cunts today! I've decided that being a lesbian is probably way easier.

I want to be a lesbian, Ive got the short hair...................

[charon 4,943]

Edit :wrong thread.

 

I think you dodged a bullet there .....

 

Too right, men are still cunts today! I've decided that being a lesbian is probably way easier.

I want to be a lesbian, Ive got the short hair...................

 

If it is located in the armpit region you have a chance........

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Edit :wrong thread.

 

I think you dodged a bullet there .....

 

Too right, men are still cunts today! I've decided that being a lesbian is probably way easier.

I want to be a lesbian, Ive got the short hair...................

 

Well I used to have the short hair but now I have long, flowing locks but I'm still as wide as I am tall and like wearing combats, so I'm sure I still qualify as a tuppence-licker.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

I just wonder how two women, in a relationship, deal with PMT. Its not like "Oh well men never understand" and "You dont have to go through what we do" bollocks.

Do they have to think up other reasons for being a complete bastard when that time of da mumff comes?

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

I just wonder how two women, in a relationship, deal with PMT. Its not like "Oh well men never understand" and "You dont have to go through what we do" bollocks.

Do they have to think up other reasons for being a complete bastard when that time of da mumff comes?

 

Dunno, but what's a man's excuse for being a massive cunt every few weeks?

[Rotten Ali 600]

Well a full balls sack has a lot to do with it...

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Well a full balls sack has a lot to do with it...

 

Well that explains why he's a massive w***er!

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

To change the subject slightly, wasn't this thread pinned?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Im sure it was.

Good idea to make it so again, we dont want it floating around in the sea of shite or summat.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

To change the subject slightly, wasn't this thread pinned?

 

I unpinned it for lack of traffic.

 

regards,

Hein

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

To change the subject slightly, wasn't this thread pinned?

 

I unpinned it for lack of traffic.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Typical. Nothing for ages, then they all come at once!

[Death Impends 7,953]

Typical. Nothing for ages, then they all come at once!

 

A bit like deaths, in a way.

[CarolAnn 926]

Typical. Nothing for ages, then they all come at once!

 

A bit like deaths, in a way.

 

A bit like my love life.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

To change the subject slightly, wasn't this thread pinned?

 

I unpinned it for lack of traffic.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Typical. Nothing for ages, then they all come at once!

 

A bit like TWATS IN MY LIFE, none for ages and then WHOOOSH, everyone turns into contenders for the Piers Morgan Cunt of the Month Award.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Im so utterly, utterly fuggin BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rotten Ali 600]

Don't worry about it. It's only a phase you are passing through. Next one will be when you fully attain the 'old git' section of life when no one no matter what you think, no matter what you need, no one takes a flying f-(¥ what you think or want.

 

Just aim to brake the mould of every day life, every now and then to keep you sane and fully in tune with the mundane times to come.

 

I say you should have a go at jumping out of a plane... Hopefully wearing a parachute... Juicy titbits let you know that you are still able to be a fully signed- up mad idiot of the human race.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Im so utterly, utterly fuggin BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well here's something to cheer you up - my bog is broken, pissing water all over the bathroom carpet and floorboards through to my kitchen ceiling, plumber advises don't flush it until we can fix it - so what happens? Yes, that's right - I have got Delhi Belly. The Shits. The Runs. I'm pissing rusty water out of my ass.

 

I am WELL fucked off.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Im so utterly, utterly fuggin BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well here's something to cheer you up - my bog is broken, pissing water all over the bathroom carpet and floorboards through to my kitchen ceiling, plumber advises don't flush it until we can fix it - so what happens? Yes, that's right - I have got Delhi Belly. The Shits. The Runs. I'm pissing rusty water out of my ass.

 

I am WELL fucked off.

 

Go get some imodium, book into a cheap local hotel for the night that has a usable bog and get home tomorrow about 10am ( after a good nights sleep) to wait for the plumber to sort out the mess.

 

Oh and like LFN says, that's arse, not ass, ass is a donkey!

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

You are lovely

 

I'm binding myself up with a big box of After Eights and some Chewy Drumsticks whilst trying to work out how I'm going to pay the bill!

[EGN 121]

Lard, it sounds like all of this is a problem for the plumber, not you.

 

Fill your broken bog with rancid arse gravy and let it stew until the overcharging, workshy tosser turns up and let him get arm deep in it before telling him that you will, of course, not be authorising repair until you've had a second opinion.

 

Or shit in the sink. One of the two.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Lard, it sounds like all of this is a problem for the plumber, not you.

 

Fill your broken bog with rancid arse gravy and let it stew until the overcharging, workshy tosser turns up and let him get arm deep in it before telling him that you will, of course, not be authorising repair until you've had a second opinion.

 

Or shit in the sink. One of the two.

 

Gawd bless you, but my ass won't fit in the sink. I've got a job to fit it in the bath

[EGN 121]

Well, when you have Kanye's baby you'll be able to afford a new toilet.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

RA, that phase has already been passed through!! Im on to the next stage of old git ( even tho im only 48 ) because, obviously, when you get to our age we are no good for anything, allegedly..

Lardy, Id like to say that I feel your pain but my anal passage and stomach are fine, however, my knee got mashed yesterday by a car door and Im in a World of pain, if that helps.

If you had bothered to stock your fridge with wine, you could have drank, got drunk and shoved the spare cork up yer 'arris.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Oh my god, oh my god...

 

I just sent my first tweet... At least I think I did... Seemed very easy... But my tweets now total 1... So I must have done it...

 

Welcome to 2013 tweet land... Oh my god... Oh my god... !!!

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

Oh my god, oh my god...

 

I just sent my first tweet... At least I think I did... Seemed very easy... But my tweets now total 1... So I must have done it...

 

Welcome to 2013 tweet land... Oh my god... Oh my god... !!!

 

Whats your twitter name? Feel free to follow me.