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can I formally request that one of the moderators disciplines or suspends JR976evil .thank you

JR, You're a very naughty boy. Consider yourself severely disciplined.
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can I formally request that one of the moderators disciplines or suspends JR976evil .thank you

JR, You're a very naughty boy. Consider yourself severely disciplined.

 

I'm very sorry Mr. Bearer please forgive me, it'll be a while before I can sit down again :(

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Mandela continuing to improve and is 'conversing with family'. according to Zuma, who has clearly taken over as health spokesman for Mandela http://www.bbc.co.uk...africa-22927153

 

if there are any votes in it and another photo opportunity, like any politician, he will be in like flint.

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Mandela continuing to improve and is 'conversing with family'. according to Zuma, who has clearly taken over as health spokesman for Mandela http://www.bbc.co.uk...africa-22927153

 

if there are any votes in it and another photo opportunity, like any politician, he will be in like flint.

 

Put it this way,if Mandela dies before next years presidential election campaign Zuma will have his corpse stuffed and mounted so he can have his picture taken next to it :mellow:

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Mandelas wife has said everyone are worried about her husband and gave the following quote '"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made in the lives of others."'

 

http://www.guardian....nks-wellwishers

 

Make of that what you will

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an angel appeared to me in a dream and told me that Nelson Mandela would die on thursday june 20 2013 . I guess we'll soon find out if it was a permonition or not

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an angel appeared to me in a dream and told me that Nelson Mandela would die on thursday june 20 2013 . I guess we'll soon find out if it was a permonition or not

 

How strange. An angel appeared to me in a dream too. He told me someone would post utter bollocks on this thread and fuck me, he was right!

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For any of you who are disheartened by all this talk of Mandelas 'improvement' don't worry.I refer you to this news article about Dom Mintoff last year http://www.maltastar...d-from-hospital 2 weeks later he was dead.

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For any of you who are disheartened by all this talk of Mandelas 'improvement' don't worry.I refer you to this news article about Dom Mintoff last year http://www.maltastar...d-from-hospital 2 weeks later he was dead.

 

Can't something be done about this tosser? He's back posting incessant bollocks every 5 minutes, just as bad as before he was banned, if only there was some sort of ASBO or restraining order the admins could impose

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In a move that will shock many South Africans Nelson Mandela has attacked people for relying on prayer for his recovery http://www.theonion....millions,32853/ Judging by that article he seems to be recovering quite well and is obviously lucid and talking if he's giving an interview

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It's a spoof news website, you dumb fuck...

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For any of you who are disheartened by all this talk of Mandelas 'improvement' don't worry.I refer you to this news article about Dom Mintoff last year http://www.maltastar...d-from-hospital 2 weeks later he was dead.

 

Can't something be done about this tosser? He's back posting incessant bollocks every 5 minutes, just as bad as before he was banned, if only there was some sort of ASBO or restraining order the admins could impose

 

who was he before he was banned ?

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In a move that will shock many South Africans Nelson Mandela has attacked people for relying on prayer for his recovery http://www.theonion....millions,32853/ Judging by that article he seems to be recovering quite well and is obviously lucid and talking if he's giving an interview

 

Oh. My. God. Thatissounbelievable. Thank you soooooo much.

 

You may be interested in this about kalashnikov, another on the list.

 

He is going to be a father :o

 

"Speculation is rampant that the AK-47 inventor is expecting a baby with long-time partner after she was spotted with a prominent stomach bulge on Monday evening (June 17, 2013), during romantic dinner date nearby his place."

 

 

http://en.mediamass.net/people/mikhail-kalashnikov/pregnancy-rumors.html

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Engineer, in response to your query

 

Iain

Dave

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Banned 3 times

 

But I think he's the alter ego of an once regular poster which is why the admins are unable to block his ip address., which surely would solve the issue?

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In a move that will shock many South Africans Nelson Mandela has attacked people for relying on prayer for his recovery http://www.theonion....millions,32853/ Judging by that article he seems to be recovering quite well and is obviously lucid and talking if he's giving an interview

 

Oh. My. God. Thatissounbelievable. Thank you soooooo much.

 

You may be interested in this about kalashnikov, another on the list.

 

He is going to be a father :o

 

"Speculation is rampant that the AK-47 inventor is expecting a baby with long-time partner after she was spotted with a prominent stomach bulge on Monday evening (June 17, 2013), during romantic dinner date nearby his place."

 

 

http://en.mediamass....ncy-rumors.html

 

I think it's highly irresposible of old people to have babies.By the time that kid leaves school Mikhail Kalashnikov will be 110 .Assuming he's still alive of course

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In a move that will shock many South Africans Nelson Mandela has attacked people for relying on prayer for his recovery http://www.theonion....millions,32853/ Judging by that article he seems to be recovering quite well and is obviously lucid and talking if he's giving an interview

 

Oh. My. God. Thatissounbelievable. Thank you soooooo much.

 

You may be interested in this about kalashnikov, another on the list.

 

He is going to be a father :o

 

"Speculation is rampant that the AK-47 inventor is expecting a baby with long-time partner after she was spotted with a prominent stomach bulge on Monday evening (June 17, 2013), during romantic dinner date nearby his place."

 

 

http://en.mediamass....ncy-rumors.html

 

I think it's highly irresposible of old people to have babies.By the time that kid leaves school Mikhail Kalashnikov will be 110 .Assuming he's still alive of course

 

Totes. Babe.

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Though thinking further, kalashnikov wouldn't be expected to fire blanks, no matter his age.

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Though thinking further, kalashnikov wouldn't be expected to fire blanks, no matter his age.

 

Be very bad for his image

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He may still have a full magazine but I bet he still fires rapidly...

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Bet he prefers manual operation

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It's older than usual for a pregnant woman, but is the mother-to-be 47 years old?

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CBS have interviewed someone close to Mandela who says that despite public assurances there is a general acceptance behind the scenes that he is 'quite close to going'. His family are said to be debating whether machines keeping him alive shoould be switched off or not according to this source. http://www.cbsnews.c...time-to-let-go/

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I think it'd be hilarious if it turned out this was a huge misunderstanding by the international press, Mandela is fine, and the actual person who's dying is Nelson Man-dealer, South Africa's most prominent manager of male prostitutes.

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