Death Impends 7,955 Posted December 16, 2012 Where's Nelson ? Mandela's dead. Because, Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Flag 84 Posted December 19, 2012 Latest is that Mandela is making "satisfactory" progress but "needs extra care" and the doctors are "in no hurry to send him home" Yeah, I'll give him 2 weeks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
undead 6 Posted December 19, 2012 Latest is that Mandela is making "satisfactory" progress but "needs extra care" and the doctors are "in no hurry to send him home" Yeah, I'll give him 2 weeks ..which will take him into 2013! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 21, 2012 South African president admits Mandelas condition was more serious than they admitted.. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nelson-mandela/9759758/Nelson-Mandelas-condition-serious-but-improving.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathpool Jeff 0 Posted December 21, 2012 I hope "sparkle" means heart and "fading" means stopping. http://www.telegraph...kle-fading.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted December 24, 2012 Poor Nelson, he has to spend Christmas in a hospital, and people are getting anxious. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20839504 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 26, 2012 He is being released from hospital for "home-based care". At least it wasn't B&Q-based care... I'm here all week:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20847643 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 26, 2012 Home-based care? In my job, home-based care is another way of saying there's fuck all else we can do for you in hospital and we need the bed so we're turfing you home to die..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted December 26, 2012 not liverpool care then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 605 Posted December 26, 2012 "Home-based care" is surely a euphemism for the age-old favourite 'going home to die'. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,532 Posted December 26, 2012 The statement made says "Mr Mandela will continue to receive treatment at his home in Johannesburg until he has fully recovered," Perhaps they forget to add "or until he dies". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 27, 2012 Sir Patrick Moore was in hospital then released because there was nothing more they could do for him so it's hard to know how to read this. Even if he is recovering the possibility of a relapse in the days ahead are high.2012 could yet end with a very high profile death... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 220 Posted December 27, 2012 Is, "Nelson Mandela released from hospital, but not yet fully recovered," code for dying at home? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob Posted December 30, 2012 Is, "Nelson Mandela released from hospital, but not yet fully recovered," code for dying at home? His granddaughter says he's recovering at home but is still alert, reads the newspaper every morning and plays with his grandchildren. Apparently he's aware of the rumours he's been sent home to die and wants them to stop. http://edition.cnn.c...alth/index.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EGN 121 Posted December 30, 2012 I'd suspect she's more than a little biased. He's on my DDP team and no amount of him whinging about it will convince me to drop him. C'mon Nelly, just 28 more hours and you can shuffle off this mortal coil and get me some points... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 220 Posted December 31, 2012 There's still hope for next year! http://iphone.france24.com/en/20121231-continue-praying-mandela-zuma-tells-safrica Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted December 31, 2012 British Isles theme team? Bernadette Nolan and Maureen O'Hara - hmm but Grace Jones? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 220 Posted December 31, 2012 British Isles theme team? Bernadette Nolan and Maureen O'Hara - hmm but Grace Jones? Grace Jones as in oldest Englishwoman, not the Jamaican singer 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 220 Posted January 2, 2013 Madiba rests at home now, but his condition is still being "closely monitored" by physicians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 220 Posted January 6, 2013 Madiba has "recovered". For now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dean1991 116 Posted January 6, 2013 I have noticed whenever world leaders are ailing their is an exodus of other stars and then they all come out of hospital fighting fit. Swear they carry out sacrifices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,570 Posted January 7, 2013 I have noticed whenever world leaders are ailing their is an exodus of other stars and then they all come out of hospital fighting fit. Swear they carry out sacrifices. I am sorry to pick this up but please there not their So they're. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,532 Posted January 7, 2013 I have noticed whenever world leaders are ailing their is an exodus of other stars and then they all come out of hospital fighting fit. Swear they carry out sacrifices. I am sorry to pick this up but please there not their So they're. I love how the Internet has improved people’s grammar far more than any English teacher has. If you write “your” instead of “you’re” in English class all you get is a red mark. Mess up on the Internet, and may God have mercy on your soul. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,955 Posted February 8, 2013 His granddaughters are going to get a reality show. They also give an update on Mandela's health, saying he's currently doing well and giving a picture: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 7, 2013 Black people of South Africa rejoice.The hated enforcer of apartheid Dirk Coatzee is dead http://mg.co.za/arti...rk-coetzee-dies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
