YoungWillz 21,053 Posted November 17, 2017 How did the Vikings communicate? Using Norse Code. How did the Cavalry communicate? Using Force Code. How do the detectives in Oxford communicate? By walkie talkie of course, things have moved on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 17, 2017 Getting very punny So, you know everyone who's complained about that Greggs nativity scene - I'd say they're showing a total lack of piety Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,146 Posted November 24, 2017 On 17/11/2017 at 23:33, maryportfuncity said: Getting very punny So, you know everyone who's complained about that Greggs nativity scene - I'd say they're showing a total lack of piety I’m not sure what they’re even complaining about. Why wouldn’t they replace Lord Jesus with a sausage roll when Lord Jesus spelt backwards is susejd rol.....?! 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,053 Posted November 27, 2017 Prince Philip: "No, Harry, that's not what getting something for Black Friday means..." 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted November 27, 2017 My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted November 27, 2017 A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2025 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 28, 2017 Where do bees go to the toilet ? At the BP garage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 7, 2017 My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 7, 2017 England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted December 7, 2017 Do the Battersea Dogs Home one next, Wee Jum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted December 13, 2017 Breaking news: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 13, 2017 I was playing Bonopoly last night. It's the same as Monopoly except the streets have no names! 5 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,053 Posted December 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Wee Jum said: I was playing Bonopoly last night. It's the same as Monopoly except the streets have no names! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 17, 2017 What's the difference between a camera and a sock? One takes photos and the other one takes five toes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted December 17, 2017 Joke deleted because joey russ found it disturbing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted December 17, 2017 That joke does seem a little disturbing imo, and it put some images in my head that I would rather not see... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted December 18, 2017 On 07/12/2017 at 21:24, Wee Jum said: England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool and a Braintree 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted December 19, 2017 What did Julius Caesar say when he recognized Batman as one of his stabbers? – Et tu, Bruce? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted December 20, 2017 Get your children in to the Christmas spirit by referring to glasses of water as "snowman blood". 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
