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How did the Vikings communicate?

 

Using Norse Code.

 

How did the Cavalry communicate?

 

Using Force Code.

 

How do the detectives in Oxford communicate?

 

By walkie talkie of course, things have moved on...

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Getting very punny

 

So, you know everyone who's complained about that Greggs nativity scene - I'd say they're showing a total lack of piety

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On 17/11/2017 at 23:33, maryportfuncity said:

Getting very punny

 

So, you know everyone who's complained about that Greggs nativity scene - I'd say they're showing a total lack of piety

I’m not sure what they’re even complaining about. Why wouldn’t they replace Lord Jesus with a sausage roll when Lord Jesus spelt backwards is susejd rol.....?!

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Prince Philip: "No, Harry, that's not what getting something for Black Friday means..."

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.

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A hotel minibar allows you to 
see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2025

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Where do bees go to the toilet ?

 

At the BP garage

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My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.

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England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool

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Do the Battersea Dogs Home one next, Wee Jum. B)

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Breaking news: 

 

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I was playing Bonopoly last night.
It's the same as Monopoly except the streets have no names!

 

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1 hour ago, Wee Jum said:

I was playing Bonopoly last night.
It's the same as Monopoly except the streets have no names!

 

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What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

 

One takes photos and the other one takes five toes.

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Joke deleted because joey russ found it disturbing

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That joke does seem a little disturbing imo, and it put some images in my head that I would rather not see...

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On ‎07‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 21:24, Wee Jum said:

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool

and a Braintree

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What did Julius Caesar say when he recognized Batman as one of his stabbers?

 

 

 

 

 

 


– Et tu, Bruce?

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Get your children in to the Christmas spirit by referring to glasses of water as "snowman blood".

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