Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 19, 2012 Aha, Blue Peter Time: regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 19, 2012 I'd have some fairtrade twat . I'd swap my twat for a Curly Wurly, I think that's a fair trade. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 19, 2012 I'd have some fairtrade twat . I'd swap my twat for a Curly Wurly, I think that's a fair trade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 19, 2012 Do magazines really have to add "Alive" to "Sexiest Woman", or am I just grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 21, 2012 I can't wait for the paralympics. Especially the wheelchair basketball, armless archery and women's football 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 21, 2012 I can't wait for the paralympics. Especially the wheelchair basketball, armless archery and women's football I had to read that twice before i got it..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 21, 2012 I can't wait for the paralympics. Especially the wheelchair basketball, armless archery and women's football I had to read that twice before i got it..... This is no joke - there is wheelchair rugby. I mean, WTF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 21, 2012 I can't wait for the paralympics. Especially the wheelchair basketball, armless archery and women's football I had to read that twice before i got it..... This is no joke - there is wheelchair rugby. I mean, WTF? Yeh, rugby's shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 22, 2012 This is no joke - there is wheelchair rugby. I mean, WTF? Ehrm, those wheelchairs, are they applied during or after the match? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 22, 2012 Im just going to say it: I don't understand the point of the paralympics. "I'm the fastest sprinter in the world - except for those people who have two legs...". Yes. I do understand that this probably makes me a horrible person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,598 Posted July 22, 2012 Im just going to say it: I don't understand the point of the paralympics. "I'm the fastest sprinter in the world - except for those people who have two legs...". Yes. I do understand that this probably makes me a horrible person. And the point of the Olympics is....? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 23, 2012 And the point of the Olympics is....? To show how great your dictatorship is, IIRC, and to say to the rest of the world: "You're shit and you know you are." It doesn't always work. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 23, 2012 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ false start by the cheatin yank imo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 23, 2012 Plus it also gave me my avatar for another site I frequent God bless En@erland............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 23, 2012 There was a documentary on the other night ( BBC 3, I think?) about the Special Olympics. Seeing that was something beautiful, youngsters/adults untarnished by the hype and bullshit of The Olympics which lost its integrity long ago ( see the other documentary on the same channel about Ben Johnson) and has now, seemingly, royally fucked over the Paralympics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 23, 2012 There was a documentary on the other night ( BBC 3, I think?) about the Special Olympics. Seeing that was something beautiful, youngsters/adults untarnished by the hype and bullshit of The Olympics which lost its integrity long ago ( see the other documentary on the same channel about Ben Johnson) and has now, seemingly, royally fucked over the Paralympics. Didn't see either but I do recall a scandal a wee while ago about the cheating within the wheelchair races. They would put needles, pins etc on their chairs, which they couldn;t feel, yet this released endorphins to give them an edge. Can't trust any athlete it seems......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest i hate the olympics Posted July 24, 2012 Is our special olympics basketball team going to be selected from the South West - we could easily get a team from any Bristol street http://www.thedashin...l-olympics/5325 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 25, 2012 Plus it also gave me my avatar for another site I frequent God bless En@erland............. That's the German team right in the pic? Or is that the England team? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 25, 2012 No it is the England team in yet another moment of 'glory'............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 6, 2012 The ICO have banned anyone from wearing Beats Headphones as they are not an official sponsor of the 2012 Games. I think this is a little unfair given Mo Fara is using his head to promote Maltesers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 8, 2012 Q: What does a cannibal spread on his toast? A: Penis butter! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted August 9, 2012 Q: What does a cannibal spread on his toast? A: Penis butter! aww man i was eating an fried egg on toast when i read that . haha i don't feel so hungry anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted August 9, 2012 Mo Farrah said that if he won Olympic gold he will parade around the Olympic Stadium wearing a golden sash. He will then sell it on eBay to raise funds for charity. The eBay auction will be "The Sash Mo Farrah wore" 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted August 14, 2012 If you can see it, the Fifty Shades of Fraserburgh: https://www.facebook.com/wray.thomson1/notes I think it's funny... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 14, 2012 If you can see it, the Fifty Shades of Fraserburgh: https://www.facebook....thomson1/notes I think it's funny... Naw too bad, still think the best of the hundreds of parodies is the 50 shades of andy gray https://twitter.com/50SOAndyGray “We can’t” she insists as he stuffs his hand up her dress “you’re marrying my mum tomorrow.” He retorts, “Play the game, not the occasion.” “How could you?” she rages as tears piss down her face “My daughter on the day before our wedding!” He shrugs, “away goals count as two.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
