DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 8, 2006 I had a very strange dream the other night. The characters involved were Pete Doherty, The King of Tonga, Jane Tomlinson and Ellen McArthur, they were all caught up in some bizarre love quadrangle. I really shouldn't have had that toasted cheese sandwich before bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted February 8, 2006 I had a very strange dream the other night. The characters involved were Pete Doherty, The King of Tonga, Jane Tomlinson and Ellen McArthur, they were all caught up in some bizarre love quadrangle. I really shouldn't have had that toasted cheese sandwich before bed. Bizarre is not the word, what did you have burning to toast the sandwich? Mind you the image of the King of Tonga and Jane Tomlinson on a tandem has now stuck itself in my brain... I'm not even going to start on little Ellen and Pete's mast tossing in high seas... Bugger now that's both images Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted February 15, 2006 Ahhhh now it all becomes clear... Pete Doherty is an invention of the KLF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted February 15, 2006 I had a very strange dream the other night. The characters involved were Pete Doherty, The King of Tonga, Jane Tomlinson and Ellen McArthur, they were all caught up in some bizarre love quadrangle. I really shouldn't have had that toasted cheese sandwich before bed. OK i figured it, you forgot the tablets. Go back to the institution and ask matron for more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted February 16, 2006 Ahhhh now it all becomes clear... Pete Doherty is an invention of the KLF Sounds more like the product of KFC, i.e crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 16, 2006 Ahhhh now it all becomes clear... Pete Doherty is an invention of the KLF Sounds more like the product of KFC, i.e crap. Josco. There's no link to Death List on your site! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted February 26, 2006 (edited) Please leave this one for a quiet read, for a couple of hours, before the DL hatchet merges it with the existing shite on Doherty. I'm not normally someone to give this talentless w***** the time of day but this little article made me smile and in the spirit of the article I'm helping spread the bullshit. I will now be regurgitating this information to anyone that likes him. Fun With The Rumour Mill: The Pete Doherty Hoax [Merged - ff] Edited February 26, 2006 by football_fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted February 26, 2006 Please leave this one for a quiet read, for a couple of hours, before the DL hatchet merges it with the existing shite on Doherty. I'm not normally someone to give this talentless w***** the time of day but this little article made me smile and in the spirit of the article I'm helping spread the bullshit. I will now be regurgitating this information to anyone that likes him. Fun With The Rumour Mill: The Pete Doherty Hoax This is already well documented in the Doherty thread, http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...indpost&p=52326 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted February 26, 2006 Fair comments... please forgive me. I couldn't be arsed wading through it all to check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 26, 2006 Fair comments... please forgive me. I couldn't be arsed wading through it all to check. At least you didn't have an interesting story about Richard O' Sullivan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 28, 2006 He is in trouble again.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IKYWN 6 Posted February 28, 2006 Obviously couldn't face up to George Michael hogging the limelight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted February 28, 2006 He must be one of the worst petty crooks ever. If you're going to do loads of drugs, it probably makes sense to not always involve a vehicle, either stolen, or being driven erratically. Why not invite your mates round to your flat if you want to get up to your eyeballs. And when you feel the need to go out, take a taxi. It would seem he's due some real (i.e. a few months) inside this time. How many lives does he have left? I'll say 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted February 28, 2006 He must be one of the worst petty crooks ever. If you're going to do loads of drugs, it probably makes sense to not always involve a vehicle, either stolen, or being driven erratically. Why not invite your mates round to your flat if you want to get up to your eyeballs. And when you feel the need to go out, take a taxi. It would seem he's due some real (i.e. a few months) inside this time. How many lives does he have left? I'll say 4. Perhaps he's seen Walk the Line and thinks the prisons didn't Johnny Cash's career any harm... Personally I'm just disappointed that he didn't manage to crash into George Michael and get both the media tarts into the same story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 28, 2006 He is in trouble again.... Is it just me or is Pete Dohety a bit over the top, even for a celebrity? He's got to be the first one that I couldn't keep track of the offences at least... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zebedee 0 Posted February 28, 2006 He is one giant turd and a talentless waste of oxygen. The odds are heavily in favour of this gobshite departing this earth, quite possibly after he ( eventually) comes off of the hard stuff and goes back on it taking the same dosage levels prior to getting clean. His body wont be able to handle it and off his clogs will pop. Unlike Hendrix, Joplin, Cobain etc this disfunctionate penis does not have the talent or style to create a persona that will live on after he goes. W****R!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 7, 2006 Yet more drugs charges for Doherty. Maybe this time a custodial sentence, it might be the best thing for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 8, 2006 Yet more drugs charges for Doherty. Maybe this time a custodial sentence, it might be the best thing for him. Either that or becoming a Mod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bombsite.org Posted March 19, 2006 If anyone here thinks Pete Doherty is talented, watch this video and it should make you come to your senses... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 19, 2006 If anyone here thinks Pete Doherty is talented, watch this video and it should make you come to your senses... Is this advertising? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 19, 2006 If anyone here thinks Pete Doherty is talented, watch this video and it should make you come to your senses... Shouldnt that read Talentless? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 23, 2006 Doherty in Court. He will be sentenced for his last drugs change on th 20th April 2006. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 23, 2006 Doherty in Court. He will be sentenced for his last drugs change on th 20th April 2006. You can get sentenced just for changing your drugs now? Jeez... Blair was right after all...tough on crime... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 23, 2006 Doherty in Court. He will be sentenced for his last drugs change on th 20th April 2006. Why the hell are they waiting so long for sentencing? Surely he's proven that, if not that he has no plans of rehabilition anytime soon, that he's a serious repeat offender? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 23, 2006 Doherty in Court. He will be sentenced for his last drugs change on th 20th April 2006. Why the hell are they waiting so long for sentencing? Surely he's proven that, if not that he has no plans of rehabilition anytime soon, that he's a serious repeat offender? I think it's dubious as to how serious anyone can be whilst permanently ripped off their tits, but the repetition is certainly not open to debate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
