Deathray 2,940 Posted August 2, 2016 All this switch our allegience blather. The whole point is ironic appreciation of those skilfully challenged to the point it defines their very existence, right? So the only better candidate than the Fort I can see is Strathspey and that's a recent development. With all due respects to other candidates including Carlisle United the candidates advanced to date have - shock, horror! - genuine achievements on their CV (hell, five years ago I went to Wembley and saw Carlisle win a trophy!) So, let's keep the debate focussed. Seriously, if not Fort, then who? We've got to stick with the fort supporting them through thin and thinner. Although we could set up a sister thread for England's worst club http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35959714 New Mills AFC They failed to win a match in the Northern Premier League Division One North last season and their total of 3 points from 3 draws saw them relegated to the North West Counties League. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 3, 2016 So with it once again starting early for scheduling reasons. Should football be in the Olympics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,521 Posted August 3, 2016 I've always had a soft spot for Keymer & Hassocks, who are the only non-reserve team in the Mid-Sussex Football League Division Ten, the lowest step on the English football pyramid. They would need to record 22 consecutive promotions to play in the Premier League. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 3, 2016 I've always had a soft spot for Keymer & Hassocks, who are the only non-reserve team in the Mid-Sussex Football League Division Ten, the lowest step on the English football pyramid. They would need to record 22 consecutive promotions to play in the Premier League. Not exactly a scientific analysis but I just love their name and the big quiz night with "cash prizes" is asking a lofty £2 per head to enter. I'm reckoning shite football and brilliant bacon sarnies are the norm down there, eh? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 3, 2016 All this switch our allegience blather. The whole point is ironic appreciation of those skilfully challenged to the point it defines their very existence, right? So the only better candidate than the Fort I can see is Strathspey and that's a recent development. With all due respects to other candidates including Carlisle United the candidates advanced to date have - shock, horror! - genuine achievements on their CV (hell, five years ago I went to Wembley and saw Carlisle win a trophy!) So, let's keep the debate focussed. Seriously, if not Fort, then who? We've got to stick with the fort supporting them through thin and thinner. Inevitable I'd say, apart from owt else PB the Fort thread is mainly you and I talking to each other anyway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 5, 2016 Sky have decided McClaren should be Newcastle's commentary rep for tonight - you could't make it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 7, 2016 Sky have decided McClaren should be Newcastle's commentary rep for tonight - you could't make it up It'd be awesome if he did in that cod Dutch accent he developed when he was over there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 13, 2016 Same shit. Different league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 13, 2016 My daughter's boyfriend plays for a local side and they got handfucked 9-0 today, and to add insult to injury he was brought on at half time and red carded precisely 7 minutes later 👍😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 13, 2016 So. less than ten minutes away from Gary Lineker in his underpants, oddly Mrs MPFC is showing a previously unnoticed interest in MOTD 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 13, 2016 So. less than ten minutes away from Gary Lineker in his underpants, oddly Mrs MPFC is showing a previously unnoticed interest in MOTD Man in his underpants, the most anticipated TV event of the year. Boxers, thong or y-front do you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 13, 2016 So. less than ten minutes away from Gary Lineker in his underpants, oddly Mrs MPFC is showing a previously unnoticed interest in MOTD Man in his underpants, the most anticipated TV event of the year. Boxers, thong or y-front do you think? Boxers, off to check if Mrs MPFC gets a touch of the vapours! I'll let yers all know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 13, 2016 So. less than ten minutes away from Gary Lineker in his underpants, oddly Mrs MPFC is showing a previously unnoticed interest in MOTD Man in his underpants, the most anticipated TV event of the year. Boxers, thong or y-front do you think? Boxers, off to check if Mrs MPFC gets a touch of the vapours! I'll let yers all know Is she hoping for a glimpse of little Gary perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 13, 2016 So. less than ten minutes away from Gary Lineker in his underpants, oddly Mrs MPFC is showing a previously unnoticed interest in MOTD Man in his underpants, the most anticipated TV event of the year. Boxers, thong or y-front do you think? Boxers, off to check if Mrs MPFC gets a touch of the vapours! I'll let yers all know Is she hoping for a glimpse of little Gary perhaps? Shorts don't count surely? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 13, 2016 Frankly i'm disappointed. Although not as disappointed as they rest of the nation would be I suspect, if that was me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 13, 2016 You're disappointed! I was hoping for budgie smugglers type underpants! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 13, 2016 You're disappointed! I was hoping for budgie smugglers type underpants! You were after a bit of salt and shake no doubt. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 14, 2016 Aye, and he cut and ran a couple of matches in In other news Leicester City lost to relegation tipped Hull Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 14, 2016 Aye, and he cut and ran a couple of matches in In other news Leicester City lost to relegation tipped Hull Surely fairer to call Hull newly promoted at this point. Regarding the toon - anyone know any League 1 stadiums? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 20, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 20, 2016 Going to the cinema, my team played last night. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 20, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! I see Radio Cambria have got Barrow v Dover on. Surely not a more important match than yours? Would't fancy that trip! I'm guessing most other forumers won't be glued to the radio because nobody in the world at all deemed a 3pm away at Bristol worth televising. How the mighty have fallen. Periscope has even been used by some to provide Match's coverage already this season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted August 20, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted August 20, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Work. Keeping up-to-date on football cricket & Deathlist via phone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
