Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted August 20, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Go to White Hart Lane and watch Spurs win 1- 0 unconvincingly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted August 20, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,686 Posted August 20, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Wonder what our 'guest' armatige shanks would say about the odds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted August 20, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Did you travel to the match? Not sure I'd fancy that long a journey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted August 21, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Go to White Hart Lane and watch Spurs win 1- 0 unconvincingly.W anker. At least one of my nags didn't let me down yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted August 21, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Did you travel to the match? Not sure I'd fancy that long a journey! It's only about 80 miles up the road; similar to Newcastle to York. Sir Creep travels that distance just to buy breakfast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted August 21, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Did you travel to the match? Not sure I'd fancy that long a journey! It's only about 80 miles up the road; similar to Newcastle to York. Sir Creep travels that distance just to buy breakfast. Erm. No it's ducking not. It's a 500 and odd mile round trip https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cambridge+to+carlisle&oq=cambridge+to+carlisle&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3.12889j0j4&client=ms-android-orange-gb&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 Whereas Newcastle to York is a 160 odd mile round trip https://www.google.co.uk/search?safe=strict&client=ms-android-orange-gb&ei=oIS5V9O4JMyYgAbQjqaIAw&q=newcastle+to+york&oq=newcastle+to+york&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..0l5.109266.116936.0.117388.39.34.1.4.4.0.459.7655.0j9j17j2j3.31.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..22.17.3254.3..35i39k1j0i22i30k1j0i67k1j0i46i67k1j46i67k1j35i39i70k1j0i131k1j0i20k1.P71lQ7n4PUU If Sir Creep is travelling 500 miles to buy breakfast I strongly suggest he cooks if himself in future. I hope you are not a geography teacher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted August 21, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Go to White Hart Lane and watch Spurs win 1- 0 unconvincingly.W anker. At least one of my nags didn't let me down yesterday. Aye, stick to horses, you are shit at predicting football results. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted August 21, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Did you travel to the match? Not sure I'd fancy that long a journey! It's only about 80 miles up the road; similar to Newcastle to York. Sir Creep travels that distance just to buy breakfast. Erm. No it's ducking not. It's a 500 and odd mile round trip https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cambridge+to+carlisle&oq=cambridge+to+carlisle&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3.12889j0j4&client=ms-android-orange-gb&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 Whereas Newcastle to York is a 160 odd mile round trip https://www.google.co.uk/search?safe=strict&client=ms-android-orange-gb&ei=oIS5V9O4JMyYgAbQjqaIAw&q=newcastle+to+york&oq=newcastle+to+york&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..0l5.109266.116936.0.117388.39.34.1.4.4.0.459.7655.0j9j17j2j3.31.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..22.17.3254.3..35i39k1j0i22i30k1j0i67k1j0i46i67k1j46i67k1j35i39i70k1j0i131k1j0i20k1.P71lQ7n4PUU If Sir Creep is travelling 500 miles to buy breakfast I strongly suggest he cooks if himself in future. I hope you are not a geography teacher. Maryport lives in north-west Kent. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted August 21, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Did you travel to the match? Not sure I'd fancy that long a journey! It's only about 80 miles up the road; similar to Newcastle to York. Sir Creep travels that distance just to buy breakfast. Erm. No it's ducking not. It's a 500 and odd mile round triphttps://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cambridge+to+carlisle&oq=cambridge+to+carlisle&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3.12889j0j4&client=ms-android-orange-gb&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8Whereas Newcastle to York is a 160 odd mile round triphttps://www.google.co.uk/search?safe=strict&client=ms-android-orange-gb&ei=oIS5V9O4JMyYgAbQjqaIAw&q=newcastle+to+york&oq=newcastle+to+york&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..0l5.109266.116936.0.117388.39.34.1.4.4.0.459.7655.0j9j17j2j3.31.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..22.17.3254.3..35i39k1j0i22i30k1j0i67k1j0i46i67k1j46i67k1j35i39i70k1j0i131k1j0i20k1.P71lQ7n4PUU If Sir Creep is travelling 500 miles to buy breakfast I strongly suggest he cooks if himself in future. I hope you are not a geography teacher. Maryport lives in north-west Kent. Well duck. Can I do him under the trade descriptions act for not living in maryport yet constantly bleating on about it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted August 23, 2016 The road to Cambridge beckons today for all followers of (unbeaten this season) Carlisle I wonder what other readers of this thread do with their Saturday afternoons! Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Did you travel to the match? Not sure I'd fancy that long a journey!It's only about 80 miles up the road; similar to Newcastle to York. Sir Creep travels that distance just to buy breakfast. Erm. No it's ducking not. It's a 500 and odd mile round triphttps://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cambridge+to+carlisle&oq=cambridge+to+carlisle&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3.12889j0j4&client=ms-android-orange-gb&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8Whereas Newcastle to York is a 160 odd mile round triphttps://www.google.co.uk/search?safe=strict&client=ms-android-orange-gb&ei=oIS5V9O4JMyYgAbQjqaIAw&q=newcastle+to+york&oq=newcastle+to+york&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..0l5.109266.116936.0.117388.39.34.1.4.4.0.459.7655.0j9j17j2j3.31.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..22.17.3254.3..35i39k1j0i22i30k1j0i67k1j0i46i67k1j46i67k1j35i39i70k1j0i131k1j0i20k1.P71lQ7n4PUU If Sir Creep is travelling 500 miles to buy breakfast I strongly suggest he cooks if himself in future. I hope you are not a geography teacher. Maryport lives in north-west Kent.Well duck. Can I do him under the trade descriptions act for not living in maryport yet constantly bleating on about it? Well over 14,000 posts and - frankly - there's way more devoted to sick jokes than to Cumbria so the "fun" bit is safe, right. In other news Derby County predictably beat Carlisle in the EFL cup Then again nobody I heard ahead of the game predicted Derby would need 120 minutes of open play before finally sealing the win with the 32nd penalty of the night Moral victory to Carlisle I reckon 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,763 Posted August 23, 2016 14-13 on penalties? Unlucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted August 23, 2016 14-13 on penalties? Unlucky. Aye, we made the third round last year after turning over QPR, so we like the EFL Cup more than a few other lowly teams The matchless glamour of Barnet awaits on Saturday - just looking at my ticket as I post this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted August 24, 2016 14-13 on penalties? Unlucky. Aye, we made the third round last year after turning over QPR, so we like the EFL Cup more than a few other lowly teams The matchless glamour of Barnet awaits on Saturday - just looking at my ticket as I post this! I also find the EFL cup a bit crazy. The PL teams Don't like it because they don't like it because they view it as unimportant or too many fixtures for the top sides. The Championship sides Don't like it because they are too busy trying to get out or stay in the championship. League 1 and League 2 sides are split over it but most fans like it whilst the clubs themselves don't see the point a lot of the time. Yet it keeps running year on year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted August 24, 2016 14-13 on penalties? Unlucky. Aye, we made the third round last year after turning over QPR, so we like the EFL Cup more than a few other lowly teams The matchless glamour of Barnet awaits on Saturday - just looking at my ticket as I post this! I also find the EFL cup a bit crazy. The PL teams Don't like it because they don't like it because they view it as unimportant or too many fixtures for the top sides. The Championship sides Don't like it because they are too busy trying to get out or stay in the championship. League 1 and League 2 sides are split over it but most fans like it whilst the clubs themselves don't see the point a lot of the time. Yet it keeps running year on year. A few fans like it every year when - like the Carlisle contingent at QPR last year - they see giants killed (or some reserves turned over by a lowly first team) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted August 24, 2016 14-13 on penalties? Unlucky. Aye, we made the third round last year after turning over QPR, so we like the EFL Cup more than a few other lowly teams The matchless glamour of Barnet awaits on Saturday - just looking at my ticket as I post this! I also find the EFL cup a bit crazy. The PL teams Don't like it because they don't like it because they view it as unimportant or too many fixtures for the top sides. The Championship sides Don't like it because they are too busy trying to get out or stay in the championship. League 1 and League 2 sides are split over it but most fans like it whilst the clubs themselves don't see the point a lot of the time. Yet it keeps running year on year. A few fans like it every year when - like the Carlisle contingent at QPR last year - they see giants killed (or some reserves turned over by a lowly first team) You didn't have a bad year in the cups last year. Hopefully, we'll get drawn against Sunderland/Middlesbrough (if they win) tonight, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted August 24, 2016 Poor Wolves have got to come to St James Park twice in the space of a few days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted August 25, 2016 Great program about Scottish football on BBC 1 Scotland tonight. It mostly focused on the "two cheeks of the same arse". Other teams did get a mention at the start. Not available yet, but hopefully will be soon - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07pqpfp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,763 Posted August 25, 2016 I forgot that was on. Thank goodness for On Demand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted August 27, 2016 The understated magnificence of the the modest, new-build soul-less Beehive awaits Carlisle United's London Branch today. Barnet - improbably - were league leaders this time last week; hopefully we can continue the work of consigning them to their usual place (bottom ten of League Two and/or top end of the National League) Given the sweltering conditions it doesn't feel like the football season - seriously, I'm slapping on suncream ahead of the pre-match pub garden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted August 29, 2016 I know there are wrassling fans as well as fit a ones on here. Here's a combination https://mobile.twitter.com/RSC240/status/769281113118404608 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted August 29, 2016 I know there are wrassling fans as well as fit a ones on here. Here's a combination https://mobile.twitter.com/RSC240/status/769281113118404608 Welcome back fella 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted September 4, 2016 Another competition another set of unrealistic expectations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted September 4, 2016 Lol. Lucky Sam the Sham. They're fuckin shite 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted September 4, 2016 Complete bollocks. Sam, you lucky, lucky bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
