Guest David Posted March 7, 2013 I can't do that, Lard Bazaar - but I will drag him through the Small Claims Court. His car's a rustheap anyway - it's an eyesore. I'll annoy him by revving my bike engine when he comes off night shift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 7, 2013 I can't do that, Lard Bazaar - but I will drag him through the Small Claims Court. His car's a rustheap anyway - it's an eyesore. I'll annoy him by revving my bike engine when he comes off night shift. But that's no fun - annoy him by slicing his hamstrings with a butcher's knife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted March 8, 2013 I'm not a violent guy, Lard Bazaar. I'll just take him to court and rev my bike engine. I'll teach him not to hit my bike with his rusty load of scrap metal again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted March 8, 2013 Find out when his birthday is and send him this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted March 9, 2013 Find out when his birthday is and send him this That's the husband's 50th sorted then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted March 11, 2013 It's all right, I didn't need to. I called the scrapyard where my girlfriend's brother works - and we played a joke on my downstairs neighbour by telling him we'd sold his car for scrap. I wish he would - the car's a complete and utter white rustheap. It's an eyesore! I hate my neighbour - he's always flirting with my girlfriend - I wish he'd give over - she's told him she would never go out with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 12, 2013 It's all right, I didn't need to. I called the scrapyard where my girlfriend's brother works - and we played a joke on my downstairs neighbour by telling him we'd sold his car for scrap. I wish he would - the car's a complete and utter white rustheap. It's an eyesore! I hate my neighbour - he's always flirting with my girlfriend - I wish he'd give over - she's told him she would never go out with him. Of course she wouldn't, why would she, when she has you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted March 14, 2013 Lard Bazaar, I do hope that was meant as a compliment. I do love my girlfriend and hope, one day, to marry her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted March 14, 2013 Anybody got the spray on them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted March 15, 2013 Sunderland AFC fans. I hate them.! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted March 17, 2013 Dementia. What a sorry ass, cock sucking, pissant, vicious, fucking unfair, iniquitous, crappy, shitty way to die. I've had it with life. I'm going to go buy myself another Texas Rangers jersey. The world can go to hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
our Sydney 11 Posted March 18, 2013 I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but if it helps go get one. On every other point on this post apart from one I utterly agree with you . . . . While the world will probably go to hell Stick with it, there are good days to! Very best regards Syd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 19, 2013 I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one. On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you. While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too! Very best regards Syd 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
our Sydney 11 Posted March 19, 2013 I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one. On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you. While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too! Very best regards Syd You can get help for this you know Best regards Syd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted March 19, 2013 I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one. On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you. While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too! Very best regards Syd You can get help for this you know Best regards Syd Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted March 19, 2013 I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one. On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you. While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too! Very best regards Syd You can get help for this you know Best regards Syd Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault. He spelt "Jersey" wrong too. (Or should that be "spelled"?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 19, 2013 I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one. On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you. While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too! Very best regards Syd You can get help for this you know Best regards Syd Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault. Look, I know, understand and appreciate that this place is patrolled by the "proper use of the English language brigade" but,fucking hell, occasionally a sense of proportion is in order, surely!!! It was a nice post in response to a heartfelt one. Bloody hell. PS: Its "Oi" R.A ( tut, tut......) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
our Sydney 11 Posted March 20, 2013 To Mr Ali so it is ok to bully someone on this forum if he is you mate is it? To Toast see above To Mr Nelson Ta To whoever is admin on this forum please de reegister me I have no wish to be on this forum any longer To the rest of you . . . Enjoy your "guests" Regards Syd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted March 20, 2013 I'm not sure what a Texas Rangers Jersy would do for you but, if it helps, go get one. On every other point on this post, apart from one, I utterly agree with you. While the world will probably go to hell, stick with it, there are good days too! Very best regards Syd You can get help for this you know Best regards Syd Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault. Look, I know, understand and appreciate that this place is patrolled by the "proper use of the English language brigade" but,fucking hell, occasionally a sense of proportion is in order, surely!!! It was a nice post in response to a heartfelt one. Bloody hell. PS: Its "Oi" R.A ( tut, tut......) I just noticed RA put "route" instead of "root" as well ....... To Mr Ali so it is ok to bully someone on this forum if he is you mate is it? To Toast see above To Mr Nelson Ta To whoever is admin on this forum please de reegister me I have no wish to be on this forum any longer To the rest of you . . . Enjoy your "guests" Regards Syd Oh, don't be such a miseryguts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 20, 2013 Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met! A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 20, 2013 Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met! A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd. I agree. R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet. Dont give up so easily Syd. It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat. PS: Its deregister and not de reegister.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted March 20, 2013 Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met! A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd. I agree. R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet. Don't give up so easily Syd. It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat. PS: Its deregister and not de reegister.. Missed an apostrophy there, LFN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 20, 2013 Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met! A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd. I agree. R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet. Don't give up so easily Syd. It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat. PS: Its deregister and not de reegister.. Missed an apostrophy there, LFN Apostrophe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted March 20, 2013 Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met! A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd. Biggest softest shite! I'm now finding that comment quite misplaced thanks very much. I've previously impressed myself as having been quite hard and a facing down a number of risks. Continuing to work within an area just the other side of a wall, when where abouts had been cleared by the police and bomb squad because of a suspected IRA device. Walking about in parts of Africa, where big cats were around and about (large paw prints very evident in the dirt). And decking a boss of mine who was taking the piss too much. Not so soft...bit touchy though, thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted March 21, 2013 Ali? A bully? He's the biggest softest shite I've ever met! A tad sensitive there, I think, Syd. I agree. R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet. Don't give up so easily Syd. It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat. PS: Its deregister and not de reegister.. Missed an apostrophy there, LFN Apostrophe. Sorre. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
