charon 4,943 Posted May 23, 2013 Especially with the now admitted bullshit of water levels rising, which would affect thee mair than me. Yet it was by far the warmest February in my life, with crushing amounts of snow only 200 miles South. (@350km for the old school) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 23, 2013 Especially with the now admitted bullshit of water levels rising, which would affect thee mair than me. Yet it was by far the warmest February in my life, with crushing amounts of snow only 200 miles South. (@350km for the old school) You mean the new school? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 23, 2013 Nah, metrics is old hat.....daddyo.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted May 28, 2013 Trade you. We had some tornadoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted May 29, 2013 People who go out to restaurants when they're evidently not well. I took my lovely girlfriend out for a meal last night - normally we just go to Pizza Hut but last night was her birthday - so we decided to push the boat out and have a romantic meal - and a woman came in who evidently had a streaming cold. There is nothing more off - putting than that, All we could hear was this woman sneezing and coughing. I hate that. I took my girlfriend to a restaurant - not a hospital. Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted May 30, 2013 People who go out to restaurants when they're evidently not well. I took my lovely girlfriend out for a meal last night - normally we just go to Pizza Hut but last night was her birthday - so we decided to push the boat out and have a romantic meal - and a woman came in who evidently had a streaming cold. There is nothing more off - putting than that, All we could hear was this woman sneezing and coughing. I hate that. I took my girlfriend to a restaurant - not a hospital. Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Loving your work, Dave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 30, 2013 People who go out to restaurants when they're evidently not well. I took my lovely girlfriend out for a meal last night - normally we just go to Pizza Hut but last night was her birthday - so we decided to push the boat out and have a romantic meal - and a woman came in who evidently had a streaming cold. There is nothing more off - putting than that, All we could hear was this woman sneezing and coughing. I hate that. I took my girlfriend to a restaurant - not a hospital. Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted May 31, 2013 People who go out to restaurants when they're evidently not well. I took my lovely girlfriend out for a meal last night - normally we just go to Pizza Hut but last night was her birthday - so we decided to push the boat out and have a romantic meal - and a woman came in who evidently had a streaming cold. There is nothing more off - putting than that, All we could hear was this woman sneezing and coughing. I hate that. I took my girlfriend to a restaurant - not a hospital. Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. At least the Chinese baby was rescued from the sewer, can anyone offer the same service to LFN's mind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 31, 2013 People who go out to restaurants when they're evidently not well. I took my lovely girlfriend out for a meal last night - normally we just go to Pizza Hut but last night was her birthday - so we decided to push the boat out and have a romantic meal - and a woman came in who evidently had a streaming cold. There is nothing more off - putting than that, All we could hear was this woman sneezing and coughing. I hate that. I took my girlfriend to a restaurant - not a hospital. Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. At least the Chinese baby was rescued from the sewer, can anyone offer the same service to LFN's mind? It is beyond rescue. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted May 31, 2013 Lord Fellatio, I do love your witty retorts - they make me laugh a lot - but I didn't buy her a necklace made out of that. I really did push the boat out and got her a silver locket which cost me £1,840 and another 235 to get our names engraved on it - Jilly and David Forever. I know you'll think I'm soppy - but I love spoiling her - as any boyfriend should like buying his girlfriend presents.,I've fancied her since we were at school - but I never had the guts to ask her out. As I don't know if you're male or female, no doubt you spoil your partner (be they female or male) with presents and expensive holidays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted May 31, 2013 Oh, and before somebody says anything about the engraving on my girlfriend's necklace, It's actually Jilly and David - Forever. I just didn't put the hyphen in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 31, 2013 Lord Fellatio, I do love your witty retorts - they make me laugh a lot - but I didn't buy her a necklace made out of that. I really did push the boat out and got her a silver locket which cost me £1,840 and another 235 to get our names engraved on it - Jilly and David Forever. I know you'll think I'm soppy - but I love spoiling her - as any boyfriend should like buying his girlfriend presents.,I've fancied her since we were at school - but I never had the guts to ask her out. As I don't know if you're male or female, no doubt you spoil your partner (be they female or male) with presents and expensive holidays. I hope she swallows. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted May 31, 2013 Hi, OneShot Paddy. I've actually been in your Titanic Museum - it's great. I love the Titanic - I've got a Night to Remember on DVD, I bought my girlfriend the movie Titanic - as we went to see it on our first date - and I loved the show called Titanic - Birth of a Legend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted May 31, 2013 Lord Fellatio, I do love your witty retorts - they make me laugh a lot - but I didn't buy her a necklace made out of that. I really did push the boat out and got her a silver locket which cost me £1,840 and another 235 to get our names engraved on it - Jilly and David Forever. I know you'll think I'm soppy - but I love spoiling her - as any boyfriend should like buying his girlfriend presents.,I've fancied her since we were at school - but I never had the guts to ask her out. As I don't know if you're male or female, no doubt you spoil your partner (be they female or male) with presents and expensive holidays. David, David, David Are you (he asks politely) very very posh? I have been married to my wonderful wife for over 20 years and I have never ever been able to justify the spending of that sort of money on mere gifts. I felt guilty when I spent several hundred pounds on a Swarowski figurine for our 15th (Crystal) Wedding Anniversay. I am a professional person and clearly much more advanced in years than your good self but I have never had that kind of disposable income. You have set the bar very high but if you can afford it, and I do not doubt she is worth it, then all the best to you both for your future life together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 31, 2013 Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. You obviously have never seen the wall I jizzed on during my first ever sexual encounter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted May 31, 2013 Bibliogryphon, if you mean am I the son of a lord or an aristocrat, not in the least. My father's a prison warder in Glasgow. I just like spoiling my girlfriend. We've known each other since we were at school - I'm 22 and she's 21 - but we love each other and hope, one day to marry. Jilly is worth it - I'd give her £1 million if I had it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 31, 2013 Bibliogryphon, if you mean am I the son of a lord or an aristocrat, not in the least. My father's a prison warder in Glasgow. I just like spoiling my girlfriend. We've known each other since we were at school - I'm 22 and she's 21 - but we love each other and hope, one day to marry. Jilly is worth it - I'd give her £1 million if I had it. Give it 6 months. Max. (know your name is David, but it is short for "maximum", thought I'd better say that as you can't see the obvious) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 31, 2013 People who go out to restaurants when they're evidently not well. I took my lovely girlfriend out for a meal last night - normally we just go to Pizza Hut but last night was her birthday - so we decided to push the boat out and have a romantic meal - and a woman came in who evidently had a streaming cold. There is nothing more off - putting than that, All we could hear was this woman sneezing and coughing. I hate that. I took my girlfriend to a restaurant - not a hospital. Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. At least the Chinese baby was rescued from the sewer, can anyone offer the same service to LFN's mind? Im merely responding in the most blunt, crass and shitiest way possible to the kind of posting that belongs on mumsnet. Maybe its about time that "David" registers with a new or second account ( assuming that he/she is an existing member who is pulling the piss ) or fucks off into the beyond. Maybe people were right, we should ban guest posters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 31, 2013 People who go out to restaurants when they're evidently not well. I took my lovely girlfriend out for a meal last night - normally we just go to Pizza Hut but last night was her birthday - so we decided to push the boat out and have a romantic meal - and a woman came in who evidently had a streaming cold. There is nothing more off - putting than that, All we could hear was this woman sneezing and coughing. I hate that. I took my girlfriend to a restaurant - not a hospital. Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. At least the Chinese baby was rescued from the sewer, can anyone offer the same service to LFN's mind? Im merely responding in the most blunt, crass and shitiest way possible to the kind of posting that belongs on mumsnet. Maybe its about time that "David" registers with a new or second account ( assuming that he/she is an existing member who is pulling the piss ) or fucks off into the beyond. Maybe people were right, we should ban guest posters. Not feeling your usual loving, giving self tonight then Blowy? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 31, 2013 People who go out to restaurants when they're evidently not well. I took my lovely girlfriend out for a meal last night - normally we just go to Pizza Hut but last night was her birthday - so we decided to push the boat out and have a romantic meal - and a woman came in who evidently had a streaming cold. There is nothing more off - putting than that, All we could hear was this woman sneezing and coughing. I hate that. I took my girlfriend to a restaurant - not a hospital. Mind you, she loves the engraved necklace I bought her. Happy birthday, babe, Your loving David. Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. At least the Chinese baby was rescued from the sewer, can anyone offer the same service to LFN's mind? Im merely responding in the most blunt, crass and shitiest way possible to the kind of posting that belongs on mumsnet. Maybe its about time that "David" registers with a new or second account ( assuming that he/she is an existing member who is pulling the piss ) or fucks off into the beyond. Maybe people were right, we should ban guest posters. Not feeling your usual loving, giving self tonight then Blowy? No, fuck off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 31, 2013 This is why I hate people. http://announcements.thetimes.co.uk/celebration/timesonline-uk/celebrations-announcement.aspx?n=biggles-and-posie-jackson-kew&aid=164191409 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 31, 2013 This is why I hate people. http://announcements.thetimes.co.uk/celebration/timesonline-uk/celebrations-announcement.aspx?n=biggles-and-posie-jackson-kew&aid=164191409 Worst I remember was the cousin of a boy I knew. Surname : McLatchie. Kiddies names ? Armani and Versace (twins).... They came from Costa del Oban ffs......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted May 31, 2013 A remote cousin of mine has the euphonious first names Adolf Anton Benito. The second one is after Mussert. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted June 1, 2013 This is why I hate people. http://announcements...w&aid=164191409 There's a guest book! I was disappointed to see that you hadn't used the facility, Lardy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 1, 2013 This is why I hate people. http://announcements...w&aid=164191409 There's a guest book! I was disappointed to see that you hadn't used the facility, Lardy. Believe me, the thought did cross my mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
