football_fan 42 Posted October 4, 2007 Kim Jong Il breaks silence on rumours of his failing health Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted February 16, 2008 Happy 66th Birthday Dear Leader! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted September 8, 2008 According to Japenese North Korean expert Professor Shigemura, Kim Jong-Il died five years ago and has been replaced by a double. Times On Line story ABC News story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted September 9, 2008 The mystery deepens. Kim (or his double) failed to appear at one of those interminable weapons parades so beloved of Communist regimes. I mean, if something was going to tempt him into public, surely standing still for hours saluting missiles would have done it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted September 10, 2008 Karma's a bitch, Kim Jong-il Who's gonna die first? Kim Jong-il or Fidel Castro? That'll be pretty awesome if both croaked this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted September 10, 2008 The mystery deepens. Kim (or his double) failed to appear at one of those interminable weapons parades so beloved of Communist regimes. I mean, if something was going to tempt him into public, surely standing still for hours saluting missiles would have done it? May have had a stroke. But given his claims of golfing prowess, it was just a single stroke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted October 18, 2008 The world awaits... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted October 20, 2008 The world is still awaiting, though BBC News covered the story this morning. The big news hitters are treating this as important. Still think he's alive, meself, mind. Just very ill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted October 20, 2008 I say he's dead. Which would be a shame, as if he is alive he'd be a great candidate for 2009. Not that the N. Koreans will ever announce if he dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 20, 2008 I say he's dead. Which would be a shame, as if he is alive he'd be a great candidate for 2009. Not that the N. Koreans will ever announce if he dies. Listen, I have generated some prolific ideas for DL 2009 and a whole new method of selection which gives more of a voice to the people. I cannot get into the details at this time but I'm going to need somebody like Cowboy Ronnie, who will support my ambition. If North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il is still living by the end of this year, I would imagine he will be present at the selection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted October 20, 2008 Listen, I have generated some prolific ideas for DL 2009 and a whole new method of selection which gives more of a voice to the people. I cannot get into the details at this time but I'm going to need somebody like Cowboy Ronnie, who will support my ambition. We've been here before. I believe the answer is that "deathlist is not a democracy". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted October 29, 2008 Well, not dead yet, apparently. But not sounding too good. Kim Jong (Quite)-il Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted October 29, 2008 That'll be an awesome addition if he croaks. Croak baby, croak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 30, 2008 If Kim Jong-il pulls a Suharto that will truly provide a source of exuberance for our regulars here. From North Korea: Kim Jong-il's organs are failing ... (40 minutes later) ... Kim Jong-il's organs are not failing. ... (1 hour later) ... Kim Jong il has eaten a biscuit. It's back and forth until you finally decide that all you can do is wish that situation the very best... and I think we know what I mean by that. Oh, sometimes you just have to let it go ... .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 30, 2008 The mystery deepens. Kim (or his double) failed to appear at one of those interminable weapons parades so beloved of Communist regimes. I mean, if something was going to tempt him into public, surely standing still for hours saluting missiles would have done it? May have had a stroke. But given his claims of golfing prowess, it was just a single stroke Would make an interesting pairing on the celebrity golf circuit, him and Ballesteros... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted November 3, 2008 Here's 'Kim Jong-il' photographed 'watching a football match', 'recently'. After the match, he bought a 'large portion of chips' which he then 'pissed on'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted November 7, 2008 This article would suggest that the Koreans are now faking photographs of Kim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razor Boy 19 Posted November 7, 2008 You are missing the point here is the real picture Love B3ta Razor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 3, 2009 Kim Jong-il makes first public appearance in 2009. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Young 0 Posted January 4, 2009 Just out of interest, why is Kim Jong-Il listed as a 'leader' rather than a 'dictator' as Fidel Castro is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 4, 2009 Just out of interest, why is Kim Jong-Il listed as a 'leader' rather than a 'dictator' as Fidel Castro is? Because Kim Jong-Il says so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted January 15, 2009 The Dear Leader appears to have named his youngest son, Jong Un, as his successor. Given that the lad is but 24, maybe he is giving a message that he intends on hanging around for a while. However, reading the article it might also seem that his other sons are simply not up to the job, and he may be pre-empting an imminent power vacuum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 15, 2009 I actually had to read the link to make sure you weren't joking about that name... The Dear Leader appears to have named his youngest son, Jong Un, as his successor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 605 Posted January 18, 2009 US envoy to North Korea Christopher Hill was interviewed on the World Service last night. On being asked whether Kim Jong-il was dead or not, he said that he believed he had been ill but was now better and getting well again, and that there was no intelligence suggesting otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites