lastorders 15 Posted November 23, 2010 Looks like KJ-i has decided to go out by starting World War III So basically he's saying "fuck it! I'm on my way out anyway. Might as well take a couple of billion bods with me" What a total bastard. Maybe we should make this list a bit longer and add us all to it. Can I bag number 1,656,987,021? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted November 25, 2010 Highly worrying article in The Sun today pointing out that the younger Kim-Jong was obsessed with Kung Fu and Michael Jordan whilst at school and spent his time in class 6A, in other words the thickos. Has there ever been a more educationally challenged individual with nuclear weapons at his fingertips? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted November 25, 2010 Highly worrying article in The Sun today pointing out that the younger Kim-Jong was obsessed with Kung Fu and Michael Jordan whilst at school and spent his time in class 6A, in other words the thickos. Has there ever been a more educationally challenged individual with nuclear weapons at his fingertips? Details of his education here: http://articles.cnn.com/2010-09-28/world/n...der?_s=PM:WORLD http://www.indyposted.com/112988/kim-jong-...in-switzerland/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted November 26, 2010 Highly worrying article in The Sun today pointing out that the younger Kim-Jong was obsessed with Kung Fu and Michael Jordan whilst at school and spent his time in class 6A, in other words the thickos. Has there ever been a more educationally challenged individual with nuclear weapons at his fingertips? I'll take the bait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted November 26, 2010 I'm serious...Bush and Reagan were intellectual giants compared to this mong, and probably in possession of more emotional intelligence. The only candidate I could think comes close in Boris Yeltsin, but only when he was pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 26, 2010 The only candidate I could think comes close in Boris Yeltsin, but only when he was pissed. Boris Yeltsin, then. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 26, 2010 I'm serious...Bush and Reagan were intellectual giants compared to this mong, and probably in possession of more emotional intelligence. The only candidate I could think comes close in Boris Yeltsin, but only when he was pissed. Lovin' your work, Mary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted December 4, 2010 Looking at things is the major quality required to be HOS, oh and firing things at your neighbours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 4, 2010 What a bizarre photo this is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted December 4, 2010 What a bizarre photo this is Indeed...a photo taken in North Korea that shows a range of foodstuffs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,205 Posted December 4, 2010 What a bizarre photo this is Indeed...a photo taken in North Korea that shows a range of foodstuffs! No, that's the entire food supply for the North!! And look who gets first dibbs!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 4, 2010 What a bizarre photo this is Indeed...a photo taken in North Korea that shows a range of foodstuffs! No, that's the entire food supply for the North!! And look who gets first dibbs!!! "I don't like it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 4, 2010 What a bizarre photo this is Indeed...a photo taken in North Korea that shows a range of foodstuffs! No, that's the entire food supply for the North!! And look who gets first dibbs!!! "I don't like it!" peek-a-boo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted December 14, 2010 Hasn't he died already and we're on his 3rd body dummy? That's what the reporter says from Japan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted December 14, 2010 What a bizarre photo this is Military Man... "Sir. You asked that we provide you with an update about the Nuclear Scientist that you were unhappy about..." "Sir, the 1st tray is a pile of their shredded lab coats, Sir." "Sir, the 2nd tray has on it, the bits we are still working on, Sir." "Sir, the 3rd tray has chopped and cleaned bones of the scientists, Sir. "Sir, the 4th tray has a pile of minced scientists on it, Sir." "Just as you ordered. Sir." KJI... "Good. Good. Good. Now feed that mince to my Dogs." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Estuarian Float 97 Posted December 15, 2010 Spoiler: Im definitely not leaving Jong out of my DDP this year.. No way he's surviving 2011. The hints are too strong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 15, 2010 Kim Jong-il's secret tunnel to the kitchens exposed as the fat bastard gets stuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted December 15, 2010 Spoiler: Im definitely not leaving Jong out of my DDP this year.. No way he's surviving 2011. The hints are too strong. I don't know. Didn't Kim Sung-Il live for a couple of years after apointing Jong-Il. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted December 23, 2010 North Korea is ready for a 'sacred war.' Not a type of terminology usually associated with a secular state, but then North Korea isn't your average type of secular state. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Estuarian Float 97 Posted December 23, 2010 Spoiler: Im definitely not leaving Jong out of my DDP this year.. No way he's surviving 2011. The hints are too strong. I don't know. Didn't Kim Sung-Il live for a couple of years after apointing Jong-Il. Im basing this pick on him on his rumours of illness combined with beginning to fulfill his threats of war. As if he wants to see these things happen before he goes. By the way... I read up on Wikipedia that Wikileaks said Jong-il has epilepsy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fourty-two Posted January 3, 2011 Is this gaga head still alive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 4, 2011 Is this gaga head still alive? For all we know he's been dead for months, while North Korean leadership sorts out who will succeed. Possibly Mr Kim himself wasn't notified of his demise and carrying on as if nothing happened. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 905 Posted January 22, 2011 What a bizarre photo this is Dear Leader entertains his advisors with his re-enactment of a scene from Die Hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 30, 2011 What a bizarre photo this is Dear Leader entertains his advisors with his re-enactment of a scene from Die Hard Come out the coast we'll have a few laughs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
