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Looks like KJ-i has decided to go out by starting World War III

So basically he's saying "fuck it! I'm on my way out anyway. Might as well take a couple of billion bods with me" What a total bastard. Maybe we should make this list a bit longer and add us all to it. Can I bag number 1,656,987,021?

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Highly worrying article in The Sun today pointing out that the younger Kim-Jong was obsessed with Kung Fu and Michael Jordan whilst at school and spent his time in class 6A, in other words the thickos.

 

Has there ever been a more educationally challenged individual with nuclear weapons at his fingertips?

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Highly worrying article in The Sun today pointing out that the younger Kim-Jong was obsessed with Kung Fu and Michael Jordan whilst at school and spent his time in class 6A, in other words the thickos.

 

Has there ever been a more educationally challenged individual with nuclear weapons at his fingertips?

 

 

Details of his education here:

 

http://articles.cnn.com/2010-09-28/world/n...der?_s=PM:WORLD

 

http://www.indyposted.com/112988/kim-jong-...in-switzerland/

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Highly worrying article in The Sun today pointing out that the younger Kim-Jong was obsessed with Kung Fu and Michael Jordan whilst at school and spent his time in class 6A, in other words the thickos.

 

Has there ever been a more educationally challenged individual with nuclear weapons at his fingertips?

 

I'll take the bait.

 

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I'm serious...Bush and Reagan were intellectual giants compared to this mong, and probably in possession of more emotional intelligence. The only candidate I could think comes close in Boris Yeltsin, but only when he was pissed.

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The only candidate I could think comes close in Boris Yeltsin, but only when he was pissed.

Boris Yeltsin, then.

 

regards,

Hein

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I'm serious...Bush and Reagan were intellectual giants compared to this mong, and probably in possession of more emotional intelligence. The only candidate I could think comes close in Boris Yeltsin, but only when he was pissed.

 

Lovin' your work, Mary :lol:

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What a bizarre photo this is

 

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What a bizarre photo this is

 

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Indeed...a photo taken in North Korea that shows a range of foodstuffs!

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What a bizarre photo this is

 

tumblr_lcqvjrIHNU1qewv1lo1_500.jpg

 

Indeed...a photo taken in North Korea that shows a range of foodstuffs!

 

No, that's the entire food supply for the North!! And look who gets first dibbs!!! ;)

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What a bizarre photo this is

 

tumblr_lcqvjrIHNU1qewv1lo1_500.jpg

 

Indeed...a photo taken in North Korea that shows a range of foodstuffs!

 

No, that's the entire food supply for the North!! And look who gets first dibbs!!! ;)

 

"I don't like it!"

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What a bizarre photo this is

 

tumblr_lcqvjrIHNU1qewv1lo1_500.jpg

 

Indeed...a photo taken in North Korea that shows a range of foodstuffs!

 

No, that's the entire food supply for the North!! And look who gets first dibbs!!! ;)

 

"I don't like it!"

 

peek-a-boo

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Hasn't he died already and we're on his 3rd body dummy? That's what the reporter says from Japan.

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What a bizarre photo this is

 

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Military Man...

"Sir. You asked that we provide you with an update about the Nuclear Scientist that you were unhappy about..."

"Sir, the 1st tray is a pile of their shredded lab coats, Sir."

"Sir, the 2nd tray has on it, the bits we are still working on, Sir."

"Sir, the 3rd tray has chopped and cleaned bones of the scientists, Sir.

"Sir, the 4th tray has a pile of minced scientists on it, Sir."

"Just as you ordered. Sir."

 

KJI...

"Good. Good. Good. Now feed that mince to my Dogs."

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Spoiler: Im definitely not leaving Jong out of my DDP this year.. No way he's surviving 2011. The hints are too strong.

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Kim Jong-il's secret tunnel to the kitchens exposed as the fat bastard gets stuck.

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Spoiler: Im definitely not leaving Jong out of my DDP this year.. No way he's surviving 2011. The hints are too strong.

 

I don't know. Didn't Kim Sung-Il live for a couple of years after apointing Jong-Il.

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North Korea is ready for a 'sacred war.' Not a type of terminology usually associated with a secular state, but then North Korea isn't your average type of secular state.

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Spoiler: Im definitely not leaving Jong out of my DDP this year.. No way he's surviving 2011. The hints are too strong.

 

I don't know. Didn't Kim Sung-Il live for a couple of years after apointing Jong-Il.

 

Im basing this pick on him on his rumours of illness combined with beginning to fulfill his threats of war. As if he wants to see these things happen before he goes. By the way... I read up on Wikipedia that Wikileaks said Jong-il has epilepsy.

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Guest fourty-two

Is this gaga head still alive?

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Is this gaga head still alive?

For all we know he's been dead for months, while North Korean leadership sorts out who will succeed. Possibly Mr Kim himself wasn't notified of his demise and carrying on as if nothing happened.

 

regards,

Hein

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What a bizarre photo this is

 

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Dear Leader entertains his advisors with his re-enactment of a scene from Die Hard

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What a bizarre photo this is

 

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Dear Leader entertains his advisors with his re-enactment of a scene from Die Hard

 

 

Come out the coast we'll have a few laughs.

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