Death List Convention

[Godot 149]

Could someone spell out where we are with this thing? Is there a venue and a time? If so, could someone PM me with the details. Will there be any cigars?

[To die for 3]

Real or ethereal?

 

I'm beginning to think I missed something subtle..., no surprises there!

[The Pooka 26]

Could someone spell out where we are with this thing? Is there a venue and a time? If so, could someone PM me with the details. Will there be any cigars?

Important questions. They must be answered. If I can make it, i need to get there early so that I can find a 'vantage point'.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Could someone spell out where we are with this thing? Is there a venue and a time? If so, could someone PM me with the details. Will there be any cigars?

Important questions. They must be answered. If I can make it, i need to get there early so that I can find a 'vantage point'.

Now this is why The Pooka is super cool.

You say "vantage point" the rest of us say "prop up the Bar".

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Could someone spell out where we are with this thing? Is there a venue and a time? If so, could someone PM me with the details. Will there be any cigars?

Important questions. They must be answered. If I can make it, i need to get there early so that I can find a 'vantage point'.

Now this is why The Pooka is facing charges.

You say "vantage point" the rest of us say "Furtively hiding in a tree".

 

 

That's better

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Could someone spell out where we are with this thing? Is there a venue and a time? If so, could someone PM me with the details. Will there be any cigars?

Important questions. They must be answered. If I can make it, i need to get there early so that I can find a 'vantage point'.

Now this is why The Pooka is facing charges.

You say "vantage point" the rest of us say "Furtively hiding in a tree".

 

 

That's better

Class.

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Rather than wearing avatar t-shirts, would it not be a good idea to come to Deathcon1 dressed as our favourite deathlist candidates. I'm sure Harry McScally would make a fine Warren Zevon, The Pooka has an obvious choice, I could make a fairly convincing Castro, and Godot could come as a squid.

 

Opinions?

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684]

Rather than wearing avatar t-shirts, would it not be a good idea to come to Deathcon1 dressed as our favourite deathlist candidates. I'm sure Harry McScally would make a fine Warren Zevon, The Pooka has an obvious choice, I could make a fairly convincing Castro, and Godot could come as a squid.

 

Opinions?

 

The Zevon look is sooo 1969/2005. It's a toss-up between George Lineker and Red Rum at the moment.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Rather than wearing avatar t-shirts, would it not be a good idea to come to Deathcon1 dressed as our favourite deathlist candidates. I'm sure Harry McScally would make a fine Warren Zevon, The Pooka has an obvious choice, I could make a fairly convincing Castro, and Godot could come as a squid.

 

Opinions?

 

 

So you didn't spot the fact that I've nicked my avatar from a Zevon album cover, then.

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

To be brutally honest, I only know the one, obvious, Zevon song.

[Madame Defarge 21]

I could make a fairly convincing Castro, Opinions?

 

That depends. If the objective is to have guest/iain/dave etc. show up and be immediately impaled by LFN's wooden leg and then launched into the street, go for it.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

It's worth considering that anyone intending to come as a famous DL character will have to negotiate some of the most congested streets and public transport in Britain in the run up to Christmas. Do yourselves a favour, DON'T come as Bin Laden.

[To die for 3]

Go on tell me where it is, as much as I find the thought of you all being real people scary, I like being drunk and badly behaved, so you never know I might attend

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I think I'll come as Jeremy Thorpe, since that's who it was brought me here in the first place.

I'm not sure if Thorpe has a habit of rubbing his hands together in gleeful anticipation when he walks into a pub, but that's likely to be the way those of you who don't know me already will recognise me. It's one of those things I just can't help.

[The Pooka 26]

Could someone spell out where we are with this thing? Is there a venue and a time? If so, could someone PM me with the details. Will there be any cigars?

Important questions. They must be answered. If I can make it, i need to get there early so that I can find a 'vantage point'.

Now this is why The Pooka is facing charges.

You say "vantage point" the rest of us say "Furtively hiding in a tree".

 

 

That's better

I may be prepared to venture down from the tree and into the pub to have a good look at you all. Needless to say I will be disguised (pointlessly, alas, as none of you know what I look like).

 

For I am the Man of a Thousand Faces.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Took part in a pub quiz this evening using "Deathlist Convention" as a team name. (We came 3rd after deliberately losing a tiebreak to some ladies)

 

The landlady who ran the quiz was heard to remark "That's an awful name".

 

Can the committee come up with something else more likely to appeal to half-pished Irish pub landladies?

 

Might be important on the night.

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

Took part in a pub quiz this evening using "Deathlist Convention" as a team name. (We came 3rd after deliberately losing a tiebreak to some ladies)

 

The landlady who ran the quiz was heard to remark "That's an awful name".

 

Can the committee come up with something else more likely to appeal to half-pished Irish pub landladies?

 

Might be important on the night.

 

Tinned Shergar United?

 

Cheers,

 

BHB

 

P.S. NAP, did your chivalrous tiebreak throwing pay dividends and result in some romantic fumbling with said ladies or are you too much of a gentleman to tell?

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

You could - of course - adopt any of the stunning array of inventive names presented in the various deadpools.

 

Or take something gross and obscure from the urban dictionary, How about Feast of Blumpkin?

[Tuber Mirum 125]

NAP, did your chivalrous tiebreak throwing pay dividends and result in some romantic fumbling with said ladies or are you too much of a gentleman to tell?

 

To answer your questions in reverse order: no, but no.

 

If you had been there, you would have understood.

[Sweet_Sorrow 0]

Took part in a pub quiz this evening using "Deathlist Convention" as a team name. (We came 3rd after deliberately losing a tiebreak to some ladies)

 

The landlady who ran the quiz was heard to remark "That's an awful name".

 

Can the committee come up with something else more likely to appeal to half-pished Irish pub landladies?

 

Might be important on the night.

I'll try to be there if I can.

How about 'DL's Absent Friends' as a tribute this years hits and the members who can't make it?

[Handrejka 1,903]

The Unconventional Conventionalists. I know it's a Rocky Horror reference but I think it works

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

The Unconventional Conventionalists. I know it's a Rocky Horror reference but I think it works

Handy, sweetie , that would only work up to the Fifth pint.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

If there was a wilful and deliberate act to purposely loose, to allow the Ladies to beat you, then perhaps a name such as

"Dead Chivalrous" would kill two birds with one stone.

[Windsor 2,233]

When are we sending our quiz team to 'Eggheads' to kill CJ da Mooi?

 

I believe the pot is upto 75,000 pounds.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

When are we sending our quiz team to 'Eggheads' to kill CJ da Mooi?

 

I believe the pot is upto 75,000 pounds.

Bit out of date Winny, the Pot was won tonight but a group of " Spotty Herberts".

The Eggheads lost out by not knowing how many States in the USA still had the Death Penalty and the Herberts knew that Nicosia was the furthest South EU Capital compared to Lisbon and Valleta.