Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2007

[Lady Die 63]

Pop balloons

[Dead O'Gonner 1]

Pop balloons

 

Just played Balloons LD, the level i got to start with was exceptionally hard!! Very addictive, good fun though.

[Windsor 2,233]

Take up a new hobby.

For example, photography.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Take up a new hobby.

For example, photography.

Now thats a blinding story.

Funniest thing was his solicitor stating : "He is at a loss to explain why he took the photographs."

Well I know why he took them. He has a leg fetish and he enjoyed "strangling the python" why he looked at the pics.

After being caught redhanded ( bet his hand was raw after all that knuckle shuffling) he should have had the decency to admit that he knew EXACTLY why he took the sodding Photos.

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

marvel at the US education system

 

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

It's been - oh - weeks since I needless posted hideous You Tube footage of a death related incident. So, The Bradford Fire. Fair play to the commentator who gradually ratchets up the ante and manages - just about - to pull it off to perfection.

[Dave to the Grave 11]

marvel at the US education system

 

 

Marvel at the UK education system.

 

Seems like a nice young fellow though.

 

Please delete this post moderators, if found too offensive.

[millwall32 114]

marvel at the US education system

 

 

Marvel at the UK education system.

 

Seems like a nice young fellow though.

 

Please delete this post moderators, if found too offensive.

I have never actually seen a full episode of Big Brother. Is it really like that ?

He has to be acting a part.

"Can I have a kebab". What exactly is this clip.

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

I've never seen anybody as THICK as that, do you think HE'S Iain?

[Handrejka 1,904]

marvel at the US education system

 

 

Marvel at the UK education system.

 

Seems like a nice young fellow though.

 

Please delete this post moderators, if found too offensive.

 

I'm not sure which of those disturbs me most, te idea that "women don't do proper poos" or that "Babe:Pig in the city" was too good to be written by Shakespeare

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

marvel at the US education system

 

 

Marvel at the UK education system.

 

Seems like a nice young fellow though.

 

Please delete this post moderators, if found too offensive.

 

I'm not sure which of those disturbs me most, te idea that "women don't do proper poos" or that "Babe:Pig in the city" was too good to be written by Shakespeare

 

 

What disturbs me most is that the BB crew give him three out of three, okay he - sort of - reasons his way through Shakespeare and makes a passable stab at the YMCA lyrics, not exact but most of the right words, mostly in the right order. But the stuff about poo is surreal. If they accept that answer they accept women don't do 'proper' poos, and the 'rabbit poo' comparison is right. That means - I guess - if any BB production staff ever come my way for IVF or similar treatments I can use any spare rabbit semen in the freezer on them!

[Handrejka 1,904]

Create your own Alanis Morisette song

 

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

[Lady Grendel 139]

Create your own Alanis Morisette song

 

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

 

 

tried it H and got this:

 

"Why"

 

Legs, eyes, hairs

Why God, Why?

Eyes, hairy knees, spiders

Why God, Why?

 

What have I done to deserve this purple horror?

Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of spiders

Like a McGonagall character, I'm wordy and alone

Why God, Why?

 

Backs, legs, heads

Why God, Why?

Spiders, heads, hairs

Why God, Why?

 

What have I done to deserve this purple disaster that is my life?

Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of spiders

Like a McGonagall character, I'm wordy and alone

Why God, Why?

 

What have I done to deserve this purple misery?

Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of spiders

Like a McGonagall character, I'm wordy and alone

Why God, Why?

 

Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?

 

 

Personally I don't think it emphasised their hairy knees as much as I would have liked. Something to play with I think.

[Boudicca 702]

"I Think"

 

I Think noses are really a huge problem

I Think wigs are too much on my mind

I Think goats have got a lot to do with why the world sucks

But what can you do?

 

Like a silver rain, beating down on me

Like a Banshees Scream line, which won't let go of my brain

Like Clive Dunn's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on clowns

Blame it on clowns

Blame it on clowns

 

I Think floppy shoes are gonna drive us all crazy

And water pistols make me feel like a child

I Think tdonkleys will eventually be the downfall of civilization

But what can you do? I said what can you do?

 

Like a silver rain, beating down on me

Like a Banshees Scream line, which won't let go of my brain

Like Clive Dunn's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on clowns

Blame it on clowns

Blame it on clowns

 

Like a silver rain, beating down on me

Like Clive Dunn's smile, cruel and cold

Like Banshees Scream's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on clowns

Blame it on clowns

Blame it on clowns

 

As you can see, I've messed it up a bit. I couldn't think of six nouns to to with clowns without feeling queasy

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

"Will to Live"

 

I feel miserable

Marriage-wreckers make me ill

I feel miserable

Cheeses tear at my foundations

I feel miserable

Slags are dragging me down to the depths of misery

I want to die

 

Is it because of Anthea Turner that I feel this way?

With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?

Or am I lost in tale of Pam Ayres, adrift far from home

I don't think so, I don't think so.

 

Paul Broke My Will to Live

Paul Broke My Will to Live

Paul Broke My Will to Live

I was getting better but then

Paul Broke My Will to Live

 

I feel miserable

Ugly-husbands rot the flesh from my bones

I feel miserable

Hello-magazines defeat my purpose

I feel miserable

Debt-ridden-sisters are doing their best to impale my soul

I want to die

 

Is it because of Anthea Turner that I feel this way?

With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?

Am I lost in tale of Pam Ayres, adrift far from home

I don't think so, I don't think so.

 

Paul Broke My Will to Live

Paul Broke My Will to Live

Oh God, Paul Broke My Will to Live

I was getting better but then

Paul Broke My Will to Live

 

 

I like that link, well spotted!

[Windsor 2,233]

Empty your inboxes so that people can PM you.

 

Eh, Han?

[Handrejka 1,904]

Empty your inboxes so that people can PM you.

 

Eh, Han?

 

Er ok.

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

Get naked in Glasgow.

[in eternum+ 22]

Act like a twat and make the news internationally

[One shot Paddy 1,206]

That means - I guess - if any BB production staff ever come my way for IVF or similar treatments I can use any spare rabbit semen in the freezer on them!

 

 

How do you obtain your stockpile, do you put the rabbit in a small room with a cup and a video of Watership Down?

[Dave to the Grave 11]

Have a change of heart.

 

Edit to add from the BBC.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Read the sob story of president George W Bush.

 

Is he crying?

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070904/ap_on_.../bush_biography

[Banshees Scream 110]

So CNN is saying Osama Bin Laden is due for probably another fifteen minute video on the sixth anniversary of 9\11.

 

Senior editor for Arab affairs Octavia Nasr says Soon, God willing, video message by the Lion Sheik Osama bin laden, may God protect him," ? May god protect him? The guy masterminded the death of over two thousand people.

 

'May god protect him' I think some of these Arabs seriously need a beating. I never thought they would get Hussein, and they did. I have faith they find this towel head mother f****r and I have faith they bring this scum bag to justice! I say they catch Bin Laden, he stands trial .. blah blah blah and they hang him in Yankee stadium. I say make it a big affair, tickets and all.

 

Every single cent raised that night should be divided and given to the families that lost a loved one.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/09/06/...ideo/index.html

[Dave to the Grave 11]

So CNN is saying Osama Bin Laden is due for probably another fifteen minute video on the sixth anniversary of 9\11.

 

Senior editor for Arab affairs Octavia Nasr says Soon, God willing, video message by the Lion Sheik Osama bin laden, may God protect him," ? May god protect him? The guy masterminded the death of over two thousand people.

 

'May god protect him' I think some of these Arabs seriously need a beating. I never thought they would get Hussein, and they did. I have faith they find this towel head mother f****r and I have faith they bring this scum bag to justice! I say they catch Bin Laden, he stands trial .. blah blah blah and they hang him in Yankee stadium. I say make it a big affair, tickets and all.

 

Every single cent raised that night should be divided and given to the families that lost a loved one.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/09/06/...ideo/index.html

I agree that help should be given to those that have suffered due to this conflict.

 

While the recording of civilian deaths in Iraq has obviously not been seen as particularly important, and 'under reporting' of casualties is apparently common practice, an estimate of 100,000 dead Iraqi civilians due to direct 'Coalition' military action would not be unreasonable. (Although CNN ran a story in 2006, that 655,000 is more likely.)

 

A lot of tickets will need to be sold to make this magnanimous gesture worthwhile, because I am sure you realise that Iraqis have loved ones too.

[honez 79]

an estimate of 100,000 dead Iraqi civilians due to direct 'Coalition' military action would not be unreasonable.

A lot of tickets will need to be sold to make this magnanimous gesture worthwhile, because I am sure you realise that Iraqis have loved ones too.

Indeed. At the low end of the scale, this is like the casualties from an event the size of the World Trade Centre tradegy happening in EVERY SINGLE US State. But, like Dave pointed out, it's probably more like 2,000 people being killed, in MULTIPLE cities, in EVERY US state.

But, hey, it's not like these people are American right? If they were, then it'd be awful.