Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 16, 2007 Well it seems I'm not only the cheapest, but also the maddest bastard on Deathlist. Any challengers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The For Whores Man 4 Posted June 16, 2007 Paranoid: High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate I am the winner, maybe? Or the loser? I think with these result my "shrink" might be the winner, someday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted June 16, 2007 Me and my seven other personalities are up there with you, NAP/Whores. And my drug-addled corpse was worth even less, if memory serves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 16, 2007 Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Very High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Very High Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Sounds about right... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted June 16, 2007 Sorry to be so boring! Mah! This test makes me sound like a complete snoozefest: Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Geez! Doesn't look like I'll make a very good academic, after all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 17, 2007 Sorry, NAP, you weren't first to not score low - I didn't score low on anything either....I'm not too far behind you. I posted mine above. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 17, 2007 Well it seems I'm not only the cheapest, but also the maddest bastard on Deathlist. Any challengers? There, there, stop blaming yourself. I'm sure its just on account of some deeply rooted trauma in your early tuberhood that has caused you to be a complete nutter a tad blighted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 17, 2007 Take a career personality test! What career is best for you? http://www.similarminds.com/career.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted June 17, 2007 Take a career personality test! What career is best for you? http://www.similarminds.com/career.html Oh dear...not only did I mostly score lows on the personality test but my career would be "guide" Extroversion ||||||||||||||| 50% Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 56% Altruism |||||||||||||||||| 56% Inquisitiveness |||||||||||||||||| 60% You are a Guide, possible professions include - career counselor, psychologist, educational consultant, special education teacher, librarian, artist, playwright, novelist/poet, editor/art director, information-graphics, designer, HRM manager, merchandise planner, environmental lawyer, marketer, job analyst, mental health counselor, dietitian/nutritionist, research, educational consultant, architects, interpreter/translator. Fortunately I'm none of the above Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted June 17, 2007 Extroversion ||||||||||||||| 43% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 50% Orderliness ||||||||||||||| 43% Altruism ||||||||||||||| 46% Inquisitiveness |||||||||||||||||| 60% You are an Architect, possible professions include - strategic planning, writer, staff development, lawyer, architect, software designer, financial analyst, college professor, photographer, logician, artist, systems analyst, neurologist, physicist, psychologist, research/development specialist, computer programmer, data base manager, chemist, biologist, investigator. That settles it! I'm resigning tomorrow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 17, 2007 I have worked or would be interested in working as a professional college student. I tried my hardest but I found it doesn't pay the bills! Extroversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 63% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 76% Altruism |||||||||||||||||| 60% Inquisitiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90% You are a Persuader, possible professions include - entertainer, recruiter, artist, newscaster, writer/journalist, recreation director, librarian, facilitator, politician, psychologist, housing director, career counselor, sales trainer, travel agent, program designer, corporate/team trainer, child welfare worker, social worker (elderly services), interpreter/translator, occupational therapist, executive. Computer says NO! Most of those careers would fill me with dread! How on earth things like librarian sneeked in when I answered the complete opposite (I couldn't keep quite that long!)...going back to double check I haven't screwed up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 17, 2007 Whilst we are on the subject of pointless online tests has anyone tried out the world's smallest political quiz? The political group that agrees with you most is... LIBERTARIAN LIBERTARIANS support maximum liberty in both personal and economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence. Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties Your PERSONAL issues Score is 100%. Your ECONOMIC issues Score is 60%. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted June 17, 2007 You are an Inventor, possible professions include - [snip] radio/TV talk show host. Damn, I wanted to be a TV game show host, not a talk show host. I'll have to stick with my killer-for-hire day job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 17, 2007 ACCORDING TO YOUR ANSWERS, The political group that agrees with you most is... LIBERAL LIBERALS usually embrace freedom of choice in personal matters, but tend to support significant government control of the economy. They generally support a government-funded "safety net" to help the disadvantaged, and advocate strict regulation of business. Liberals tend to favor environmental regulations, defend civil liberties and free expression, support government action to promote equality, and tolerate diverse lifestyles. Make of that what you will (said the monarchist). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 17, 2007 I'm a centrist - always have been. I have my own personal fence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted June 17, 2007 I'm an Inventor too. Load of old rubbish, never invented anything in my life. I have had a fairly extrovert day today, so I suspect that if I did the same test on an introvert day, I'd be a librarian or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted June 17, 2007 Inventor as well Politically I was a centrist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted June 17, 2007 Extroversion ||| 10% Emotional Stability |||||||||||| 36% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 73% Altruism ||||||||||||||| 50% Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||| 46% You are a Trustee, possible professions include - management,accounting, auditing, efficiency expert, engineer, geologist, bank examiners, organization development, electricians, dentists, pharmacist, school principals, school bus drivers, file clerk, stock broker, legal secretary, computer operator, computer programmer, technical writer, chief information officer, police officer, real estate agent. And politically a Liberal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 17, 2007 I'm an Architect. No surprise there since I've already created some of the most impressive castles you could imagine. Upstanding bastions of strength and beauty impervious to everything...except high tide, that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 17, 2007 Career Inventory Test Results Extroversion |||||||||||| Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||| Orderliness |||||| Altruism ||||||||| Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||| You are a French Polisher's Assistant, possible professions include - marquetry, writer, fly fisherman, lawyer, scrimegour artist, software designer, french polisher, college professor, photographer, logician, artist, systems analyst, neurologist, taxidermist, psychologist, research/development specialist, computer programmer, data base manager, pheasant plucker, biologist, investigator. Well that's all right then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 17, 2007 Career Inventory Test Results Extroversion |||||||||||| Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||| Orderliness |||||| Altruism ||||||||| Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||| You are a French Polisher's Assistant, possible professions include - marquetry, writer, fly fisherman, lawyer, scrimegour artist, software designer, french polisher, college professor, photographer, logician, artist, systems analyst, neurologist, taxidermist, psychologist, research/development specialist, computer programmer, data base manager, pheasant plucker, biologist, investigator. Well that's all right then. I think you made that bit up and put it in to see if anyone read the whole list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 17, 2007 Paranoid: HighSchizoid: High Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate I am the winner, maybe? Or the loser? I think with these result my "shrink" might be the winner, someday None of those things because you are a made-up person and don't count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 17, 2007 None of those things because you are a made-up person and don't count. Hey O Hollerr Insult cold blood! Excellent. Now only if we can see a little bit more of this around here. The dark side of chief moderator Notapotato is tired of being nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted June 20, 2007 Pretend you're flying to Mars. And get paid for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
