Grim Reaper 183 Posted February 8, 2007 OK who's feeling funny.... What have an 89 year old billionaire, a seedy lawyer and a big bag of drugs got in common? They all f**ked Anna Nicole Smith... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted February 8, 2007 Grim Reaper said it all. I've cracked my little jokes allready, but if I come up with anything surely I will let everyone know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted February 8, 2007 Im n ot in the mood for sick jokes.Anne is a goddess.May she live forever! Hm... 'fraid it's a bit late for that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,988 Posted February 8, 2007 AOL news report. Re the sad for the daughter, mixed blessing I'd say. All being well the emotional baggage will be compensated by something approaching stable parenting. I salute the brave deadpickers who backed this unpredictable runner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schism 2 Posted February 8, 2007 That poor 88 year old man thought he was a good lover, till he found out she had asthma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 21 Posted February 8, 2007 Goodbye 'Guess Jeans girl' From a guy who never watched your show Who saw you as nothing more than sexual Just a fat less-talented Marilyn Monroe And it seems to me you lived your life Always trying to get thin Never knowing how to say no When the cravings set in And though many would like to have banged you I'm glad I never did Your dumb ass checked out long before (They determined) The father of your kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod01 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Cause of death: asphyxiation. Apparently her massively overinflated collagen lips got in the way of her ability to breath oxygen. Check pic #33 on yahoo for the disaster. Oh....SNAP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redmega 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Goodbye 'Guess Jeans girl'From a guy who never watched your show Who saw you as nothing more than sexual Just a fat less-talented Marilyn Monroe And it seems to me you lived your life Always trying to get thin Never knowing how to say no When the cravings set in And though many would like to have banged you I'm glad I never did Your dumb ass checked out long before (They determined) The father of your kid Genius! a golf clap to you good sir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted February 8, 2007 A blind spot this one. I've never heard of her. Not sorry about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted February 8, 2007 A blind spot this one. I've never heard of her. Not sorry about that. I can relate to how your feeling. It's like snooker players and footballers, nobody in the United States could give a sh*t who they are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,988 Posted February 8, 2007 What do you call a disused spermbank? Anna Nicole Stiff I'll get me coat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted February 8, 2007 Cause of death: asphyxiation. Apparently her massively overinflated collagen lips got in the way of her ability to breath oxygen. Check pic #33 on yahoo for the disaster. Oh....SNAP! I think it had more to do with the man holding the pillow over her face... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 890 Posted February 9, 2007 Masterful job, Harry. For myself I feel sorry for Anna. It's tragic when something you think you want kills you. Like a lot of lottery winners, the worst thing to happen to her was getting the 88 million. Even though I wasn't a fan it makes me sad. That and I never even considered her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supergirthuk 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Reunited with her fella. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted February 9, 2007 Three threads for her! I bet even Princess Di didn't have that many. Edit: FOUR, including the jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadly Nightshade 0 Posted February 9, 2007 She looked way older than 39. Must be bad for your skin bathing in money and old men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted February 9, 2007 Congrats to anyone who had her in the DDP or on any other lists. Exactly the type of death that dead pools are about. She did get a few mentions here last year when her son died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallen of the Twig 0 Posted February 9, 2007 and shortly after her father-in-law died too. Well, well, well, that's a turn-up for the books. Her son pre-deceased her, but she does have a five month old daughter. Well done to those who selected her for a dead pool - an inspired choice. Fallen Off The Twig especially so as she was their DDP joker. not bad for a first timer in death pools. I was still incredibly shocked when I heard the news, it is so sad that her daughter is going to grow up without a mother. was at the sydney morning herald website tonight when I read this article. I get a mention towards the bottom http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/after-th...0524284742.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted February 9, 2007 and shortly after her father-in-law died too. Well, well, well, that's a turn-up for the books. Her son pre-deceased her, but she does have a five month old daughter. Well done to those who selected her for a dead pool - an inspired choice. Fallen Off The Twig especially so as she was their DDP joker. not bad for a first timer in death pools. I was still incredibly shocked when I heard the news, it is so sad that her daughter is going to grow up without a mother. was at the sydney morning herald website tonight when I read this article. I get a mention towards the bottom http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/after-th...0524284742.html Congratulations on your mention, well deserved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathlistsweep.net 0 Posted February 9, 2007 RIP anna nicole smith FUNNY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted February 9, 2007 and shortly after her father-in-law died too. Well, well, well, that's a turn-up for the books. Her son pre-deceased her, but she does have a five month old daughter. Well done to those who selected her for a dead pool - an inspired choice. Fallen Off The Twig especially so as she was their DDP joker. not bad for a first timer in death pools. I was still incredibly shocked when I heard the news, it is so sad that her daughter is going to grow up without a mother. was at the sydney morning herald website tonight when I read this article. I get a mention towards the bottom http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/after-th...0524284742.html Well done you! To get a press mention in your own right is very impressive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathlistsweep.net 0 Posted February 9, 2007 its a picture joke.... click on the link.... ANNA NICOLE SMITH PIC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted February 9, 2007 They are saying Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070209/ap_en_..._smith_prince_3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted February 9, 2007 She would be the first ever scorer of suicide bonus points on the DDP if she has topped herself. This year's rules also pay a bonus if she was murdered, or died by accident, the latter of which is almost certain, barring suicide or murder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death in Vegas 3 Posted February 9, 2007 They are saying Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070209/ap_en_..._smith_prince_3 Could this situation get any more f****d up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
