JR976evil 909 Posted July 25, 2015 Hopefully, Obama strangles him with his own hands. I need the unnatural death bonus for the HPDP. Not terribly likely I'd have thought Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted July 25, 2015 Hopefully, Obama strangles him with his own hands. I need the unnatural death bonus for the HPDP. Not terribly likely I'd have thought Hey the man needs a legacy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted July 29, 2015 OK, Obama ends up doing the right thing and snubs our man http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/Mugabe-unmoved-after-Obama-snubs-him-20150729He's still not going to die any time soon though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted July 30, 2015 Our man decides to alter employment laws as he doesn't want to '...see people on the streets..'. Damn right he doesn't especially if they have access to guns, knives, big sticks etc. https://www.newsday.co.zw/2015/07/30/mugabe-rattled-by-job-losses/ He's still not going to die any time soon though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted July 31, 2015 Now he's got it in for goats http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-24001-Mugabe+No+goats+in+Hre,+this+isn%E2%80%99t+W+Africa/news.aspx He's still not going to die any time soon though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest droosy Posted August 2, 2015 I think that Mugabe should pull a "Felix" Sulla and being tired of his absolute rule over Zimbabwe he could retire to the countryside to live a happy peasant life and die peacefully there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 5, 2015 In a move destined to swell his bank balance our man makes the people pay off his debts http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-24091-Mugabe+makes+poor+pay+his+$200m+RBZ+debt/news.aspx He's still not going to die any time soon though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulh85 101 Posted August 6, 2015 Do we think hes a possibility for not including on next years list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted August 6, 2015 The recent wave of "What happens after Mugabe" articles in the international press seem to indicate that there is some kind of consensus that with Mugabe, it's a question of months, not years. So I guess he'll actually die within the next 23 months. Now that he's been so long on the list, I wouldn't replace him for the next year. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 6, 2015 At the risk of repeating myself, he isn't going to die any time soon. Look again after the elections in 2018. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulh85 101 Posted August 6, 2015 The recent wave of "What happens after Mugabe" articles in the international press seem to indicate that there is some kind of consensus that with Mugabe, it's a question of months, not years. So I guess he'll actually die within the next 23 months. Now that he's been so long on the list, I wouldn't replace him for the next year. i just dont think the " hes been on so long we shouldnt take him off" argument is the right one, to me, unless something drastically changes regarding his health in the next few months, i would seriously consider losing him for 2016 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,591 Posted August 6, 2015 The recent wave of "What happens after Mugabe" articles in the international press seem to indicate that there is some kind of consensus that with Mugabe, it's a question of months, not years. So I guess he'll actually die within the next 23 months. Now that he's been so long on the list, I wouldn't replace him for the next year. i just dont think the " hes been on so long we shouldnt take him off" argument is the right one, to me, unless something drastically changes regarding his health in the next few months, i would seriously consider losing him for 2016 There was a lot of gbashing of teeth when he wasn't included in 2014. I think we keep him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted August 6, 2015 The recent wave of "What happens after Mugabe" articles in the international press seem to indicate that there is some kind of consensus that with Mugabe, it's a question of months, not years. So I guess he'll actually die within the next 23 months. Now that he's been so long on the list, I wouldn't replace him for the next year. i just dont think the " hes been on so long we shouldnt take him off" argument is the right one, to me, unless something drastically changes regarding his health in the next few months, i would seriously consider losing him for 2016 There was a lot of gbashing of teeth when he wasn't included in 2014. I think we keep him.I agree with all the recent news he should not be left out at all thankfully the dl committee will keep knowing them unless they pull a jaruzelski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted August 7, 2015 Slightly funny article about Grace Mugabe's health troubles: http://www.zimeye.com/grace-hit-by-pneumonia-then-deadly-cancer/ She says her life has been full of illness. In 1986, she had her tonsils taken out, in 1996 she had her gall bladder taken out, in 2006 she had pneunomia and the doctors thought it was malaria, in 2016....??? Edit: Hmm, in 2015, she had her appendix taken out. While she said that it happened because of an appendix infection, the rumour is that it was colon cancer. And a "related article" says she's probably HIV+. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted August 7, 2015 Slightly funny article about Grace Mugabe's health troubles: http://www.zimeye.com/grace-hit-by-pneumonia-then-deadly-cancer/ She says her life has been full of illness. In 1986, she had her tonsils taken out, in 1996 she had her gall bladder taken out, in 2006 she had pneunomia and the doctors thought it was malaria, in 2016....??? SHE. WILL. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 7, 2015 The recent wave of "What happens after Mugabe" articles in the international press seem to indicate that there is some kind of consensus that with Mugabe, it's a question of months, not years. So I guess he'll actually die within the next 23 months. Now that he's been so long on the list, I wouldn't replace him for the next year. i just dont think the " hes been on so long we shouldnt take him off" argument is the right one, to me, unless something drastically changes regarding his health in the next few months, i would seriously consider losing him for 2016 There was a lot of gbashing of teeth when he wasn't included in 2014. I think we keep him.I agree with all the recent news he should not be left out at all thankfully the dl committee will keep knowing them unless they pull a jaruzelski All the recent news indicates that for 91 he's doing pretty good. He has access to health care and all the gold he can eat. I'm telling you, he isn't going to die any time soon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 9, 2015 The recent wave of "What happens after Mugabe" articles in the international press seem to indicate that there is some kind of consensus that with Mugabe, it's a question of months, not years. So I guess he'll actually die within the next 23 months. Now that he's been so long on the list, I wouldn't replace him for the next year. i just dont think the " hes been on so long we shouldnt take him off" argument is the right one, to me, unless something drastically changes regarding his health in the next few months, i would seriously consider losing him for 2016 There was a lot of gbashing of teeth when he wasn't included in 2014. I think we keep him.I agree with all the recent news he should not be left out at all thankfully the dl committee will keep knowing them unless they pull a jaruzelski All the recent news indicates that for 91 he's doing pretty good. He has access to health care and all the gold he can eat. I'm telling you, he isn't going to die any time soon. You're telling them what I said day 1. Worst pick of the 50. He doesn't even have a common cold, not sure where all this death's door belief is coming from. Chuck Berry another Godawful pick when you had Fats Domino on the list last year deservedly so, the fat bastard diabetic. Fats Donino should be on the list till he perishes. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted August 10, 2015 Don't' you remember that leaked CIA cables information of Bradley Manning? Think it was about 2010, that said that Mugs had advanced Prostate cancer and had been given about three years to live. Read the thread again, and you may notice that Comrade Bob does not have all the chips on his side with regards to health concerns. My own fancy-full theory is that he receives major treatment in Singapore on a somewhat annual basic now, that pulls apart all the stuff that's failing and replaces it with organs taken from dead Chinese criminals. You can only go so far in tissue matching. Death will happen one day... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted August 10, 2015 The recent wave of "What happens after Mugabe" articles in the international press seem to indicate that there is some kind of consensus that with Mugabe, it's a question of months, not years. So I guess he'll actually die within the next 23 months. Now that he's been so long on the list, I wouldn't replace him for the next year. i just dont think the " hes been on so long we shouldnt take him off" argument is the right one, to me, unless something drastically changes regarding his health in the next few months, i would seriously consider losing him for 2016 There was a lot of gbashing of teeth when he wasn't included in 2014. I think we keep him.I agree with all the recent news he should not be left out at all thankfully the dl committee will keep knowing them unless they pull a jaruzelski All the recent news indicates that for 91 he's doing pretty good. He has access to health care and all the gold he can eat. I'm telling you, he isn't going to die any time soon. Robert Mugabe dead at 91. That's the headline you will read any day now ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 10, 2015 Don't' you remember that leaked CIA cables information of Bradley Manning? Think it was about 2010, that said that Mugs had advanced Prostate cancer and had been given about three years to live. Read the thread again, and you may notice that Comrade Bob does not have all the chips on his side with regards to health concerns. My own fancy-full theory is that he receives major treatment in Singapore on a somewhat annual basic now, that pulls apart all the stuff that's failing and replaces it with organs taken from dead Chinese criminals. You can only go so far in tissue matching. Death will happen one day... Can't argue w that last passage Rotten Ali! Well done SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,536 Posted August 10, 2015 Mugabe speaks out about the failure to protect Cecil the lion. According to this article, Mugabe has ordered the extradition for Walter Palmer, although I can't find any other news article confirming this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 10, 2015 In a nice twist of irony our man blames 'foreign vandals' for Cecil the lion's death http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-33854374Probably upset he didn't see any of the $50,000 (yet). And by the way, he isn't going to die any time soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted August 12, 2015 Our man feeling a bit peaky http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/Mugabe-shows-signs-of-fatigue-at-event-report-20150812 However, he isn't going to die any time soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guest Posted August 16, 2015 An ex-Finance Minister predicts the fall of the Mugabe regime in the coming months. He didn't mince his words towards the intellectuals and the members of the government. http://www.myzimbabwe.co.zw/news/3872-president-mugabe-to-quit-soon-military-coup-to-follow-suit-ex-minister-says.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,536 Posted August 17, 2015 An ex-Finance Minister predicts the fall of the Mugabe regime in the coming months. He didn't mince his words towards the intellectuals and the members of the government. http://www.myzimbabwe.co.zw/news/3872-president-mugabe-to-quit-soon-military-coup-to-follow-suit-ex-minister-says.html I've been suggesting there would be a coup for the past couple of months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
