msc 18,479 Posted September 15, 2017 While taking the wean to school, I can confirm I did not see Clarke Carlisle out and about Glasgow. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted September 15, 2017 If he's not found (alive) by tonight, he's dead, like that CBBC presenter. Mark Speight? Paddington Station or there abouts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 15, 2017 Nah, motorways is his game. Carlisle. Check the M74.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,148 Posted September 15, 2017 https://mobile.twitter.com/LancsPolice/status/908748376988164097?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet Found Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted September 16, 2017 17 hours ago, Dead Wait said: https://mobile.twitter.com/LancsPolice/status/908748376988164097?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet Found OOOhhh We could start a full on semantic debate on that.I'd say he's been "located" and "found" might indicate a level of knowing who and where he is that's currently beyond him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,148 Posted September 16, 2017 6 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: OOOhhh We could start a full on semantic debate on that.I'd say he's been "located" and "found" might indicate a level of knowing who and where he is that's currently beyond him. Yep, safe but "very unwell" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4890974/Clarke-Carlisle-unwell-safe-hospital.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted September 16, 2017 Having a child (his missus, before any smart Alec says anything) in a few months will be a real test for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted November 6, 2017 On 6/17/2016 at 19:11, Spade_Cooley said: Kevin McCarra, former Guardian sports writer, reported missing. From twitter, missing again. Sean-Paul DoranVerified account @spdoran FollowFollow @spdoran More Greater Manchester Police are appealing for help in tracing missing sports journalist Kevin McCarra, last seen in Manchester yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 6, 2017 On the lash again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted November 6, 2017 Hmm, going from last time, this is missing in the John Noakes sense, and not the Clark Carlisle sense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted November 6, 2017 On 6/15/2007 at 13:45, honez said: Patrick McDermott Olivia Neutron Bomb's ex. Went fishing, never came back. Most probably attacked by a bloodlusted narwhal, or entangled in a torturous Portugese-Man-o-War web of death or something. Alive and well and living in Mexico, according to this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted November 6, 2017 2 hours ago, time said: From twitter, missing again. Sean-Paul DoranVerified account @spdoran FollowFollow @spdoran More Greater Manchester Police are appealing for help in tracing missing sports journalist Kevin McCarra, last seen in Manchester yesterday. ... and found again. G M PoliceVerified account @gmpolice FollowFollow @gmpolice More Kevin McCarra, who was reported missing on Sunday 5 November 2017, has been found safe and well. Thank you for your shares/retweets 10:46 AM - 6 Nov 2017 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 6, 2017 Ffs. Missing since 'yesterday' . I only work with about 15 folk and it would be highly unusual if a week passed without somecunt going AWOL for a couple of days on the batter. We'd need a full time Police Liaison Social Media cunto if the SotW pantywetting was allowed NotW. Example A , boy went AWOL in the summer, turned out he'd been leathered by his Christian God fearing wife (and a couple of her brothers). Was spotted in aviemore a few weeks later handing out leaflets to a lap dancing club, in the company of a Lady of the night with the arse cut out of the buttocks of his jeans. Came back to work after 2 months...... ***no social media campaign to find him, everycunt knew he was on the randan. Some times I despair....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 24, 2018 On 16/08/2007 at 20:17, One shot Paddy said: Alcatraz inmates Frank Morris, John and Clarence Anglin. Did they escape or did they drown? A letter from a man purporting to be John Anglin states all three escaped alive. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5305019/Disputed-letter-suggests-Alcatraz-escapee-ALIVE.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted January 30, 2018 Pierre Agnes, CEO of Quiksilver (the surf clothing company), went out for a sail this morning. His boat's come back but he hasn't. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted March 27, 2018 So, a bloke goes over the side of a boat and people are looking for him Ironically, the man's name is John FISHER: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/yachtsman-missing-at-sea-after-falling-overboard/ar-BBKJs53?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartanntp_edu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted March 27, 2018 19 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: So, a bloke goes over the side of a boat and people are looking for him Ironically, the man's name is John FISHER: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/yachtsman-missing-at-sea-after-falling-overboard/ar-BBKJs53?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartanntp_edu That’s not irony. You and Alanis Morissette should get together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted March 27, 2018 Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Actually, swap knife for "a fucking fork" and that sums up my kitchen half the time. No idea where they fuck off to. Anyhow, I digress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted March 27, 2018 10 minutes ago, msc said: Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Actually, swap knife for "a fucking fork" and that sums up my kitchen half the time. No idea where they fuck off to. Anyhow, I digress. Forking hell 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObakeFilter 905 Posted April 11, 2018 Karl-Erivan Haub, the head of German retail group Tengelmann, has been missing since April 7, when he failed to return from a skiing trip. http://www.dw.com/en/german-business-magnate-tengelmann-chief-karl-erivan-haub-missing-in-alps/a-43333092 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, ObakeFilter said: Karl-Erivan Haub, the head of German retail group Tengelmann, has been missing since April 7, when he failed to return from a skiing trip. http://www.dw.com/en/german-business-magnate-tengelmann-chief-karl-erivan-haub-missing-in-alps/a-43333092 His family has received an avalanche of calls from concerned friends. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,148 Posted April 11, 2018 32 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: His family has received an avalanche of calls from concerned friends. They’re getting quite piste off at jokes like this...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Dead Wait said: They’re getting quite piste off at jokes like this...... No you're right. Don't want it to snowball into something crass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 14, 2018 On 4/11/2018 at 04:44, ObakeFilter said: Karl-Erivan Haub, the head of German retail group Tengelmann, has been missing since April 7, when he failed to return from a skiing trip. http://www.dw.com/en/german-business-magnate-tengelmann-chief-karl-erivan-haub-missing-in-alps/a-43333092 Is the DL Cup calling his name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted April 14, 2018 19 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Is the DL Cup calling his name? Going to say no under Rule 4. "No one missing in action who blatantly died already." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
