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While taking the wean to school, I can confirm I did not see Clarke Carlisle out and about Glasgow.

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If he's not found (alive) by tonight, he's dead, like that CBBC presenter. Mark Speight? Paddington Station or there abouts?

 

 

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Nah, motorways is his game. Carlisle. Check the M74....

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17 hours ago, Dead Wait said:

 

 

OOOhhh

 

We could start a full on semantic debate on that.I'd say he's been "located" and "found" might indicate a level of knowing who and where he is that's currently beyond him.

 

 

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6 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

OOOhhh

 

We could start a full on semantic debate on that.I'd say he's been "located" and "found" might indicate a level of knowing who and where he is that's currently beyond him.

 

 

Yep, safe but "very unwell"

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4890974/Clarke-Carlisle-unwell-safe-hospital.html

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Having a child (his missus, before any smart Alec says anything) in a few months will be a real test for him.

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On 6/17/2016 at 19:11, Spade_Cooley said:

From twitter, missing again.

 

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Greater Manchester Police are appealing for help in tracing missing sports journalist Kevin McCarra, last seen in Manchester yesterday.

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On the lash again?

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Hmm, going from last time, this is missing in the John Noakes sense, and not the Clark Carlisle sense?

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On 6/15/2007 at 13:45, honez said:

Patrick McDermott Olivia Neutron Bomb's ex. Went fishing, never came back. Most probably attacked by a bloodlusted narwhal, or entangled in a torturous Portugese-Man-o-War web of death or something.

 

Alive and well and living in Mexico, according to this.

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2 hours ago, time said:

From twitter, missing again.

 

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Greater Manchester Police are appealing for help in tracing missing sports journalist Kevin McCarra, last seen in Manchester yesterday.

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... and found again.

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Kevin McCarra, who was reported missing on Sunday 5 November 2017, has been found safe and well. Thank you for your shares/retweets

10:46 AM - 6 Nov 2017

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Ffs. Missing since 'yesterday' .

 

I only work with about 15 folk and it would be highly unusual if a week passed without somecunt going AWOL for a couple of days on the batter.

 

We'd need a full time Police Liaison Social Media cunto if the SotW pantywetting was allowed NotW.

 

Example A , boy went AWOL in the summer, turned out he'd been leathered by his Christian God fearing wife (and a couple of her brothers).

 

Was spotted in aviemore a few weeks later handing out leaflets to a lap dancing club, in the company of a Lady of the night with the arse cut out of the buttocks of his jeans.

 

Came back to work after 2 months......

 

***no social media campaign to find him, everycunt knew he was on the randan.

 

 

 

Some times I despair.......

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On 16/08/2007 at 20:17, One shot Paddy said:

Alcatraz inmates Frank Morris, John and Clarence Anglin. Did they escape or did they drown?

A letter from a man purporting to be John Anglin states all three escaped alive.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5305019/Disputed-letter-suggests-Alcatraz-escapee-ALIVE.html

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So, a bloke goes over the side of a boat and people are looking for him

 

Ironically, the man's name is John FISHER: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/yachtsman-missing-at-sea-after-falling-overboard/ar-BBKJs53?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartanntp_edu

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19 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

So, a bloke goes over the side of a boat and people are looking for him

 

Ironically, the man's name is John FISHER: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/yachtsman-missing-at-sea-after-falling-overboard/ar-BBKJs53?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartanntp_edu

 

That’s not irony. You and Alanis Morissette should get together.  

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Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

 

Actually, swap knife for "a fucking fork" and that sums up my kitchen half the time. No idea where they fuck off to. Anyhow, I digress.

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10 minutes ago, msc said:

Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

 

Actually, swap knife for "a fucking fork" and that sums up my kitchen half the time. No idea where they fuck off to. Anyhow, I digress.

Forking hell

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2 hours ago, ObakeFilter said:

Karl-Erivan Haub, the head of German retail group Tengelmann, has been missing since April 7, when he failed to return from a skiing trip.

http://www.dw.com/en/german-business-magnate-tengelmann-chief-karl-erivan-haub-missing-in-alps/a-43333092

His family has received an avalanche of calls from concerned friends.

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32 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

His family has received an avalanche of calls from concerned friends.

They’re getting quite piste off at jokes like this......

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1 hour ago, Dead Wait said:

They’re getting quite piste off at jokes like this......

No you're right.  Don't want it to snowball into something crass.

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On 4/11/2018 at 04:44, ObakeFilter said:

Karl-Erivan Haub, the head of German retail group Tengelmann, has been missing since April 7, when he failed to return from a skiing trip.

http://www.dw.com/en/german-business-magnate-tengelmann-chief-karl-erivan-haub-missing-in-alps/a-43333092

Is the DL Cup calling his name?  

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19 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

Is the DL Cup calling his name?  

 

Going to say no under Rule 4.  "No one missing in action who blatantly died already."

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