themaninblack 2,112 Posted August 19, 2007 Comedian Dawn French has moved to Cornwall to die, apparently. She reckons she will not live long..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted August 19, 2007 Comedian Dawn French has moved to Cornwall to die, apparently. She reckons she will not live long..... It seems to me to be a publicity stunt. Especially since the article says that she is not ill and is planning to write an autobiography. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted August 20, 2007 Interesting article about Dawn French. Her dad topped himself when she was 19, successful in his third suicide bid. Good stuff about how that might change her outlook on life. She's not going anywhere soon, but that tonnage of flab could see her out before pensionable age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted August 20, 2007 ! CR Is that one of those posts only dogs can read? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 20, 2007 Wow, if you ask me, the sea air seems to have done her some good already! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted August 20, 2007 Comedian Dawn French has moved to Cornwall to die, apparently. She reckons she will not live long..... I truly hate Dawn French. Not on the Grounds that she is any way physically unappealling. I don't subscribe to the gary Bushel/ Jim davisdson nonsense about there being anything wrong with the way she looks. I ahte her on the very simple grounds that she is not funny but people seem to fawn over her comic abilities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HSR3 1 Posted September 3, 2007 I think her husband Lenny Henry will do something if she's in danger of death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted September 3, 2007 I think her husband Lenny Henry will do something if she's in danger of death. Yeah, get out the life insurance policy and ring a removals firm to take away a lorry load of unwanted chocolate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted September 25, 2007 I think her husband Lenny Henry will do something if she's in danger of death. Face/ pillow interface hopefully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted September 25, 2007 Y'know what, looking back on this thread, we're a bit - like - fattist. It's never occured to us that he might just love her for the person she is. Nah........... D'ya think of a nighttime he just rolls her in flour and dives on the wettest bit? Coats on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted September 25, 2007 I'd feel sorry for the pallbearers. Don't forget they're still cremating Hattie Jacques... Carry On Cremating! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted September 25, 2007 I'm under the impression ... Dawn French believes her death is right next door because she probably has a sh*t diet and since the vitamins everybody needs in their systems to function are absent from hers, a bag of Lays Chips and a Dr.Pepper isn't going to assemble positive mind sets. And that's that. She should make friends with 'Jenny Craig' representatives Kirsty Ali and Valerie Bertinelli Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted September 25, 2007 Millwall 32 wrote: I ahte her on the very simple grounds that she is not funny but people seem to fawn over her comic abilities. I really hope you were dyslexic with the word hate and weren't confessing to some celebrity cunnilingus on very simple grounds... Cheers, BHB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted September 26, 2007 Millwall 32 wrote: I ahte her on the very simple grounds that she is not funny but people seem to fawn over her comic abilities. I really hope you were dyslexic with the word hate and weren't confessing to some celebrity cunnilingus on very simple grounds... Cheers, BHB That would be Fawn Drench you're thinking of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 7, 2008 It's been confirmed that Dawn French has contracted the Ebola flesh-eating disease. Doctors have given her 27 years to live 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted April 7, 2008 It's been confirmed that Dawn French hascontracted the Ebola flesh-eating disease. Doctors have given her 27 years to live I'd heard about this; researchers are looking into whether the bug will die of cholestrol poisoning before Frenchie cops it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted April 7, 2008 It's been confirmed that Dawn French hascontracted the Ebola flesh-eating disease. Doctors have given her 27 years to live Harsh. But funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted September 28, 2018 A decent pick for 2019 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, RobertMugabe said: A decent pick for 2019 Been a shite pick for 2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013-2014-2015-2016-2017-2018 (thus far). You sure this time Robert? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted September 29, 2018 On 28/09/2018 at 23:36, Sir Creep said: Been a shite pick for 2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013-2014-2015-2016-2017-2018 (thus far). You sure this time Robert? Yeh, she does not play Ice hockey anymore so must be ill 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted September 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: Yeh, she does not play Ice hockey anymore so must be ill I don’t play ice hockey anymore. Does that mean I’m ill? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted September 30, 2018 17 hours ago, Joey Russ said: I don’t play ice hockey anymore. Does that mean I’m ill? No, it means you dream about bumming han solo in in the millennium falcon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted September 30, 2018 On 07/04/2008 at 15:57, Anubis the Jackal said: It's been confirmed that Dawn French has contracted the Ebola flesh-eating disease. Doctors have given her 27 years to live A must for 2035. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted September 30, 2018 On 28/09/2018 at 23:36, Sir Creep said: Been a shite pick for 2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013-2014-2015-2016-2017-2018 (thus far). You sure this time Robert? It’s the Mugabe guarantee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
