Kate And Gerry

[themaninblack 2,112]

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Why did you edit this TF? It was a fukin amazing reply.

 

I've been trying to recall it for the record. Basically I think he was commenting somewhat directly at MPFC's questionable taste in humour, calling him a sick fuck or something like that. MPFC would probably be able to help out. I didn't actually get the joke but then I don't know what pressing Ctrl+F does.

 

It finds things on a page or on a spreadsheet...

[CarolAnn 924]

I lied through one. It's not hard.

There's a reason they are inadmissible in court, at least over here.

Hmm. I want to ask why you ended up on a polygraph and, specifically what you lied about, but I'd never know whether your answers are truthful. Bugger.

 

'Tis a quandry, no?

[Star Crossed 33]

I lied through one. It's not hard.

There's a reason they are inadmissible in court, at least over here.

Hmm. I want to ask why you ended up on a polygraph and, specifically what you lied about, but I'd never know whether your answers are truthful. Bugger.

'Tis a quandry, no?

Yes. I mean No. No. Yes?

[Magere Hein 1,397]

I lied through one. It's not hard.

There's a reason they are inadmissible in court, at least over here.

Hmm. I want to ask why you ended up on a polygraph and, specifically what you lied about, but I'd never know whether your answers are truthful. Bugger.

'Tis a quandry, no?

Yes. I mean No. No. Yes?

Probably.

 

regards,

Hein

[Madame Defarge 21]

I lied through one. It's not hard.

There's a reason they are inadmissible in court, at least over here.

Hmm. I want to ask why you ended up on a polygraph and, specifically what you lied about, but I'd never know whether your answers are truthful. Bugger.

'Tis a quandry, no?

Yes. I mean No. No. Yes?

Probably.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Definitely maybe.

[Rotten Ali 599]

I lied through one. It's not hard.

There's a reason they are inadmissible in court, at least over here.

Hmm. I want to ask why you ended up on a polygraph and, specifically what you lied about, but I'd never know whether your answers are truthful. Bugger.

'Tis a quandry, no?

Yes. I mean No. No. Yes?

Probably.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Definitely maybe.

I find that hard to comprehend!

[Magere Hein 1,397]

I lied through one. It's not hard.

There's a reason they are inadmissible in court, at least over here.

Hmm. I want to ask why you ended up on a polygraph and, specifically what you lied about, but I'd never know whether your answers are truthful. Bugger.

'Tis a quandry, no?

Yes. I mean No. No. Yes?

Probably.

Definitely maybe.

I find that hard to comprehend!

It wasn't me. I deny all knowledge. There must be some kind of mistake.

 

regards,

Hein

[Monoclinic 39]

I lied through one. It's not hard.

There's a reason they are inadmissible in court, at least over here.

Hmm. I want to ask why you ended up on a polygraph and, specifically what you lied about, but I'd never know whether your answers are truthful. Bugger.

'Tis a quandry, no?

Yes. I mean No. No. Yes?

Probably.

Definitely maybe.

I find that hard to comprehend!

It wasn't me. I deny all knowledge. There must be some kind of mistake.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Whatever.

[Madame Defarge 21]

I lied through one. It's not hard.

There's a reason they are inadmissible in court, at least over here.

Hmm. I want to ask why you ended up on a polygraph and, specifically what you lied about, but I'd never know whether your answers are truthful. Bugger.

'Tis a quandry, no?

Yes. I mean No. No. Yes?

Probably.

Definitely maybe.

I find that hard to comprehend!

It wasn't me. I deny all knowledge. There must be some kind of mistake.

Whatever.

Hein made me do it.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Kate and Gerry win in Portuguese court.

[Harvester Of Souls 40]

Classic!

 

"The McCanns are also seeking 1.2m euros (£1.04m) in compensation for defamation in separate civil proceedings against Mr Amaral in Portugal."

[BrunoBrimley 83]

They'll catch you Kate and you too Gerry and your little dog too.

 

 

Just like Tiger Woods these two seem more concerned in publicity than anything else.

[Harvester Of Souls 40]

They'll catch you Kate and you too Gerry and your little dog too.

 

 

Just like Tiger Woods these two seem more concerned in publicity than anything else.

I don't know what the fuss is with Tiger Woods. A famous president got caught and he didn't lose all his sponsors.

 

Has anyone counter sued the McCanns for being shit parents?

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

New witness saw a young 'un in pyjamas in the back of a car the day after she vanished.

 

Whaddya reckon, vital information or confused pensioner scamming free tea and biscuits from the crack team of private detectives hot on her trail?

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Had K & G round last night, both down in the dumps.

 

They'd been holding out hopes that Maddie was The Stig!

[Memento Mori 12]

Had K & G round last night, both down in the dumps.

 

They'd been holding out hopes that Maddie was The Stig!

Speaking of The Stig; I wonder how long it'll be before one of the BBC's rivals give him a Top Gear style programme to present?

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Kate is back in Portugal. Kids safely stowed at home this time.

[Memento Mori 12]

A Portuguese court has overturned a ban on Goncalo Amaral's book.

 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-New...ortuguese_Court

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Front page of the Sun reporting dwindling funds and the impending demise of the Find Maddie Fund.

 

Do they retire gracefully or sell the rights to the West End musical?

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Wikileaks suggests the British police were at work trying to build a case against Kate and Gerry.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

The Sun, AOL and one or two others claim Maddie might be in the USA.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

As it is census day and I have to include EVERYONE in my household today, do I have to include Madeleine McCann?

[Godot 148]

It's all kicking off again. Overdose, says French report. Old report, so why is it trending on Twitter just now?

[Godot 148]

It's all kicking off again. Overdose, says French report. Old report, so why is it trending on Twitter just now?

Having had another look at Twitter it's not at all clear. Is it ever? Could be either someone trying to flog a book, retweets of bad taste joke (What's the difference between Batman and Maddy McCann?). I'll let MPFC supply the punchline. The rest is probably just rubber-neckers like me thinking there's something new. There isn't. Still it was interesting to go over that old story again, or maybe it wasn't.

[Toast 14,847]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mccann-tell-inquiry-media-intrusion-022029755.html

 

The father of missing Madeleine McCann will reveal how incessant press attention affected his family's life when he appears before the inquiry into media ethics later.

 

 

He's having a laugh, isn't he? Again.