maryportfuncity 10,642 Posted March 12, 2008 Look into our latest tourist attraction, a big hole in the road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,642 Posted March 13, 2008 Go to the toilet, and stay there for TWO YEARS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadtowrites 2 Posted March 13, 2008 Go to the toilet, and stay there for TWO YEARS! Is this bog now To Let? I hope she flushed afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 13, 2008 She probably came out and said "Blimey. I'd give it a couple of months if I were you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted March 14, 2008 Celebrate 50 years of Carry On http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7289741.stm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 20, 2008 Ladies and gentleman ... while we have no choice but to wait Model or not .. My attitude after this one was like 'Get away from me!' A master thief's best friend - put one in you're backpack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKcAfxM35U And ... least but not last former Gov. Eliot Spitzer's (top ten excuses) according to David Letterman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB--TRZsx64 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonsin 1 Posted March 20, 2008 Take a sobriety test in Southern Spain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted March 22, 2008 Take a sobriety test in Southern Spain. If Tinky Winky can do it, I'm sure I'd manage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted March 23, 2008 Take a sobriety test in Southern Spain. OMG! I would have to be blind drunk to even attempt that. Just watching it was giving me vertigo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OMG 0 Posted March 23, 2008 Take a sobriety test in Southern Spain. OMG! I would have to be blind drunk to even attempt that. Just watching it was giving me vertigo Tdf! Same here! My legs are all wobbly now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) Petition the UK Government Edited March 26, 2008 by Lady Grendel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 27, 2008 Get jiggy with a wombat then call the police. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 27, 2008 Feed the birds £150 a ball-bag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 30, 2008 Test your hearing. I was initially impressed as the first one I could hear was the 30 year old one (me being 30) then I went back down the list and the 24 one made a sound too so I think there might be a fault on the website or a long delay in playing. On personal experience I reckon the big 3 kHz drop from 18 to 24 comes from one shandy too many, dancing next to the sound system in clubs, concerts and festivals. People usually had to shout on a sunday to make themselves heard in our poxy student living room. Any of our more distinguished clientele like to hazard a guess why a 3 kHz drop also occurs at 50? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 30, 2008 I have good hearing and 21\21 vision and deterioration of the senses shouldn't be anything anybody worries about until their like 70. Anyway, if you feel like being aggravated turn all three videos on at once ........... it's a frenzy!!! Go crazy (Sorry, I would have a more productive post but French isn't that good) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 31, 2008 I have good hearing and 21\21 vision and deterioration of the senses shouldn't be anything anybody worries about until their like 70. Anyway, if you feel like being aggravated turn all three videos on at once ........... it's a frenzy!!! Go crazy (Sorry, I would have a more productive post but French isn't that good) I hate to tell you but it is normal to lose the ability to hear the higher frequency sounds with age. Also having 21\21 vision (I'm guessing that's American for 20/20 vision) is nothing to boast about. It just means your eyesight is the average, not bionic. There are better vision statistics, if you had 20/10 (or maybe 21/11?) vision it means you can read from the chart at 20 (21) feet what "normal" people would read from 10 (11) feet. (i.e. they need to be closer). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 31, 2008 Eh? Test your hearing. Any of our more distinguished clientele like to hazard a guess why a 3 kHz drop also occurs at 50? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 31, 2008 Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? It's nine for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted March 31, 2008 Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? It's nine for me. 10 for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 31, 2008 Why not find out how many cannibals your body can feed? It's nine for me. 10 for me 14 for me - told you I was a fat git. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 31, 2008 Lucky 13 cannibals fed for me. I have no idea what that means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,642 Posted April 1, 2008 Gan to Solfest. Supergrass, Roisin Murphy, Sham 69, Alabama 3 and........(DRUMROLLDRUMROLL, LOUD GASPS) Chas 'n' Dave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
