dead O.J. Simpson: Run Out Of Juice?

[BCAlum2000 42]

Unless you've been living in a cave where you had no access to any sort of media, you probably heard that good old OJ Simpson has been found GUILTY of armed robbery and kidnapping.

 

What say you, OJ?

 

Will OJ finally drop the soap?

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Unless you've been living in a cave where you had no access to any sort of media, you probably heard that good old OJ Simpson has been found GUILTY of armed robbery and kidnapping.

 

What say you, OJ?

 

Will OJ finally drop the soap?

 

 

No, he's an egomaniac with an appeal pending.

[TAFKAG 70]

'Up to' 33 years. How very sad.

[Garn2 34]

It's a bit of a shame O.J. and Boy George didn't commit their crimes in the same country... They could share a cell, would make a good sitcom.

[TAFKAG 70]

It's a bit of a shame O.J. and Boy George didn't commit their crimes in the same country... They could share a cell, would make a good sitcom.

 

Mad About the Boy? Man About the Big House? Beehatch?

 

Er, Porridge?

[honez 79]

It's a bit of a shame O.J. and Boy George didn't commit their crimes in the same country... They could share a cell, would make a good sitcom.

 

Mad About the Boy? Man About the Big House? Beehatch?

 

Er, Porridge?

Nah, it'd be called "OJBJ"

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

O.J not O.K?

 

O.J. Simpson was reportedly hospitalised after being attacked in prison, the Drudge Report web site indicated Monday. Drudge quoted sources as saying that the 62-year-old Simpson was seriously beaten in what appeared to be a racially-motivated incident.

[themaninblack 2,112]

O.J not O.K?

 

O.J. Simpson was reportedly hospitalised after being attacked in prison, the Drudge Report web site indicated Monday. Drudge quoted sources as saying that the 62-year-old Simpson was seriously beaten in what appeared to be a racially-motivated incident.

 

Always is with him....

[Estuarian Float 97]

OJ Simpson beaten unconcious in prison attack.

[JR976evil 906]

OJ Simpson beaten unconcious in prison attack.

 

Seems to be getting to be a habit with him. Sounds like perhaps it was some new Aryan recruit trying to make a name for themself

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

From The National Enquirer:

 

Things get worse—MUCH WORSE—for creepy double murder acquitee O.J. SIMPSON.

 

O.J. is heart­broken – his beloved sister Shirley is desper­ately fighting for her life against breast cancer and he can’t be there for her, The ENQUIRER has learned.

 

“Shirley is not doing well,” revealed a source close to O.J.’s 68-year-old sister.

 

“This is her second go-around with breast cancer, and it’s come back with a vengeance. It’s spread throughout her body.”

 

O.J. is weeping in his Nevada prison cell for his sister – who stood steadfastly by him during his headline-making trials.

 

Shirley – who lives in San Francisco with her husband Benny Baker, a retired bus driver – is putting her faith in God.

 

“Yes, I DO have breast cancer,” she confirmed in an exclusive interview.

 

“I’ve been in touch with my brother (in prison), and he knows about it.

 

The imprisoned footballer, 64, “has always been close to Shirley,” the source said.

 

“She has always refused to be­lieve that he killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown and waiter Ron Goldman."

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Simpson has three months to live because of extreme diabetes.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2367706/OJ-Simpson-THREE-MONTHS-live-poor-diet-bars-confessed-prison-pal-killing-ex-wife.html

 

Shit, why didn't I pick this guy for my 2013 list........we all knew he was a basket case deep down.

[Bibliogryphon 9,571]

Simpson has three months to live because of extreme diabetes.

 

http://www.dailymail...ng-ex-wife.html

 

Shit, why didn't I pick this guy for my 2013 list........we all knew he was a basket case deep down.

 

OK he looks bad and he will go on my long list for possible inclusion next year - as long as this is not a "I'm ill, I'm really ill, I'm dying, I'm free, I'm better" scenario

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Simpson has three months to live because of extreme diabetes.

 

http://www.dailymail...ng-ex-wife.html

 

Shit, why didn't I pick this guy for my 2013 list........we all knew he was a basket case deep down.

 

OK he looks bad and he will go on my long list for possible inclusion next year - as long as this is not a "I'm ill, I'm really ill, I'm dying, I'm free, I'm better" scenario

 

He looks dreadful and has done for a while. We should have realised what a massive lard-arse he is. I really hope he somehow makes it to Jan 1st because it would be terrible for Deathlist to have never picked him at all, and to miss out on him, what with him being such an icon of utter madness and world-famous depravity and everything. But if the medical reports are accurate I don't think he will make it. He seems suicidally apathetic/lazy and everyone knew he was nuts after that trial over the "robbery". He's like a mini-Michael Jackson but it just never clicked in my head.

[the_engineer 1,415]

Simpson has three months to live because of extreme diabetes.

 

http://www.dailymail...ng-ex-wife.html

 

Shit, why didn't I pick this guy for my 2013 list........we all knew he was a basket case deep down.

 

OK he looks bad and he will go on my long list for possible inclusion next year - as long as this is not a "I'm ill, I'm really ill, I'm dying, I'm free, I'm better" scenario

 

He looks dreadful and has done for a while. We should have realised what a massive lard-arse he is. I really hope he somehow makes it to Jan 1st because it would be terrible for Deathlist to have never picked him at all, and to miss out on him, what with him being such an icon of utter madness and world-famous depravity and everything. But if the medical reports are accurate I don't think he will make it. He seems suicidally apathetic/lazy and everyone knew he was nuts after that trial over the "robbery". He's like a mini-Michael Jackson but it just never clicked in my head.

 

I think his last hope is the chance of acquittal or retrial if he loses that (and i hope the murdering scumbag does) i think he will 100% give up . Maybe he

knows he has little chance of winning it and has already given up but who knows.

 

Either way a good pick for 2014 if the report is accurate .

[Death Impends 7,963]

I have a feeling he just wants attention but I'll probably stick him on my personal list anyway as if he really is ill, he'd be too satisfying a hit to not have on any list.

[Red Flag 84]

Seems very speculative ("as little as three months", not necessarily that he has three months - I mean I could have "as little as three months to live") and the source is the National Enquirer. This story doesn't exactly fit like a glove. File under the "long shot" heading

[Dead Wait 1,129]

What exactly is "extreme" diabetes anyway? Surely it would be Type 1 (insulin required) or Type 2 (tablets required). Is there a different level of extremity reserved only for OJ?!......

[RichardFeynman 16]

Seems very speculative ("as little as three months", not necessarily that he has three months - I mean I could have "as little as three months to live") and the source is the National Enquirer. This story doesn't exactly fit like a glove. File under the "long shot" heading

 

Scratch that, file it under the "Media making shit up" heading.

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[Guest Mark]

O. J. Simpson has a brain tumor apparently. http://www.huffingto...ref=mostpopular

Edited January 5, 2014 by DevonDeathTrip
Post moved to O J Simpson thread

[Rotten Ali 600]

O. J. Simpson has a brain tumor apparently. http://www.huffingto...ref=mostpopular

 

What's happened to the like button?

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

O. J. Simpson has a brain tumor apparently. http://www.huffingto...ref=mostpopular

 

What's happened to the like button?

It doesn't work for guest posts

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So will Obama release OJ on "compassionate grounds"?

 

OJ got away with it twenty years ago and wrote a book "If I did it" years later and a year so after the book was published he was sentenced to 33 years in prison.

[the_engineer 1,415]

So will Obama release OJ on "compassionate grounds"?

 

OJ got away with it twenty years ago and wrote a book "If I did it" years later and a year so after the book was published he was sentenced to 33 years in prison

 

I just read a comment on one of the stories , apparently the president can only commute or pardon federal prisoners , OJ Simpson is under Nevada state care.

 

So would he get treatment in jail and his family pay for it Or isn't he allowed treatment maybe one of our American members can answer that?

 

If he does have brain cancer and can't get treatment might be a good pick for 2015.