Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 18, 2004 A friend of mine reckons that it was being re-introduced in Liverpool. I was hoping that the Boris Johnson Fan Club could shed some light on the matter, but they appear to be temporarily unavailable: http://www.geocities.com/borisjohnsonfanclub/ Perhaps a very big long short, but still, a long shot all the same. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted October 19, 2004 As local folklore has it in the town I grew up in--on the Welsh side of the England/Wales border--there is still a medieval law in Chester that permits the locals to string up any Welshmen they catch inside the city walls after dark. It made for many an exciting night out, pubbing it in Chester in my youth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aaron Posted October 22, 2004 Alas, the Boris Johnson Fan Club is rarely of any use. You may find the following sites helpful, however; http://boris.xinomorph.org/ http://www.boris-johnson.com/ http://www.boriswatch.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 25 Posted October 22, 2004 Interestingly, the http://boris.xinomorph.org/ site states that We have 17 registered members which is slightly more than the official Conservative Party, I believe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted October 22, 2004 From the http://www.boriswatch.com site Did You Know:Boris was sacked from The Times for falsifying a quotation from his uncle Prizes* for the best guess at the quote... *Well, actually, no prizes, apart from our respect - and lets face it, what could be more prized? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 23, 2004 Ok, so I'm wearing my BORIS t-shirt and I hear that his post bag is full, but that first website just seems like a classic case of too many forums and not enough people or posts. Good job we never did that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted November 27, 2004 A friend of mine reckons that it was being re-introduced in Liverpool. Folks in Hartlepool are hoping! Poor Monkey! As I've said before; worst beating I ever took was due to bringing up this topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zebedee 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Am i the only person who firmly believes that Boris Johnson and Sir Bernard Chumley ( aka Matt Lucas ) are one in the same? No? sh*t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted February 25, 2006 ...which is slightly more than the official Conservative Party, I believe And 10 more than will admit to being a member of the Labour party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 213 Posted September 8, 2006 Boris is a genius, it takes rare skill, of almost Prince Philip standards to consistently keep insulting people. Make this man PM I say, anyone who can apologise like this deserves respect. I meant no insult to the people of Papua New Guinea who I'm sure lead lives of blameless bourgeois domesticity in common with the rest of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted September 8, 2006 Boris is a genius, it takes rare skill, of almost Prince Philip standards to consistently keep insulting people. Make this man PM I say, anyone who can apologise like this deserves respect. I meant no insult to the people of Papua New Guinea who I'm sure lead lives of blameless bourgeois domesticity in common with the rest of us. Having just seen a repeat of him hosting Have I Got News For You I might have to agree. Sarcasm goes so far over his head it doesn't even ruffle his fluffy blonde locks. Class. What? Ooo-eerr! Crikey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,437 Posted December 13, 2006 Boris plays in a celeb footy match against the Germans You can imagine the rest, observe the gentle congratulatory pat on the bum from team-mate Ray 'Butch' Wilkins after our man has tackled with his customary tact and diplomacy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,657 Posted September 27, 2007 It's Kenny vs Bozza in Mayor Idol 2008. First one to put his foot in his mouth three times is the loser/winner! Could this tempt Galloway into a last-minute campaign bid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,657 Posted May 1, 2008 If Boris the bonking buffoon loses the election by a single vote I'll rest happily in the knowledge that it was 'Arry wot won it for Ken. I'd rather have Timmy Mallett run London. Or George Bush. Tory boy tipster Armitage Shanks tells me that Johnson's a nailed-on cert and that Ken's a 3/1 undernewt, but Shanks is wrong about 90% of the time. Maybe our Ken'll do a Mugabe if he loses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,210 Posted May 2, 2008 There are rumours that Boris Johnson has won in London. Tory souces were claiming the win last night - before they even started counting votes. Thank god I don't live in London. Still, at least it will be a good laugh for everyone else... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,081 Posted May 2, 2008 Thank god I don't live in London. It could be worse, you could live somewhere Alex Salmond is the (supposed if somewhat self-anoited) leader of.. Oh.. sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,210 Posted May 2, 2008 Thank god I don't live in London. It could be worse, you could live somewhere Alex Salmond is the (supposed if somewhat self-anoited) leader of.. Oh.. sorry He is taking a day off from First Minister's questions with a sore tummy. Too much pies? Personally, I'm hoping it's stomach cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,210 Posted May 2, 2008 Boris is ahead in the London polls. Probably not a bad thing for Brown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted May 3, 2008 The Clown Prince of the Conservative party has won the election to become London's mayor, sad day for Londoners I think . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,657 Posted May 3, 2008 The Clown Prince of the Conservative party has won the election to become London's mayor, sad day for Londoners I think . I have to admit he gave a gracious and eloquent victory speech. Hitler was pretty good at speeches, mind. It's going to be a long, hard road towards the next general election for Labour. Despite the spring sunshine, it's a gloomy morning in old London Town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,210 Posted May 3, 2008 Alex Salmond will be loving this. Part of his strategy for independence. When the Tories come to power in 2010, he will point out that the Scots did not vote for a Tory government. He will then claim that the UK parliament cannot represent Scotland. Furthermore, Cameron will solve the West Lothian question by barring Scottish MPs from voting on English only matters. In effect we will have a Scottish Parliament and an English Parliament. What is the point in having an incorporating Union if the two major Kingdoms have a separate Parliaments? This is the end for the United Kingdom as we know it. The country will either cease to exist, or exist only as a Federal State. (Or I could be looking too much into it). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 3, 2008 There are rumours that Boris Johnson has won in London.Tory souces were claiming the win last night - before they even started counting votes. Thank god I don't live in London. Still, at least it will be a good laugh for everyone else... Rumours true... This might turn out to be good for Labour. If he balls' up in London, it might raise doubts about his Eton toff mate Cameron... GE in 2010 I think... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,657 Posted May 3, 2008 Alex Salmond will be loving this. Part of his strategy for independence.When the Tories come to power in 2010, he will point out that the Scots did not vote for a Tory government. He will then claim that the UK parliament cannot represent Scotland. Furthermore, Cameron will solve the West Lothian question by barring Scottish MPs from voting on English only matters. In effect we will have a Scottish Parliament and an English Parliament. What is the point in having an incorporating Union if the two major Kingdoms have a separate Parliaments? This is the end for the United Kingdom as we know it. The country will either cease to exist, or exist only as a Federal State. (Or I could be looking too much into it). Windsor, yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted May 3, 2008 The Clown Prince of the Conservative party has won the election to become London's mayor, sad day for Londoners I think . It's going to be a long, hard road towards the next general election for Labour. Maybe Labour shouldn't have been so quick to give Tony B the boot. "Let's see, we've just had our best ten year stretch ever. Thanks Tony, off you go, we're handing the reins over to Mr. Bean". Brown should have stayed at doing what he does best, looking after the money, and let a proper PM candidate, like Miliband, take over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 3, 2008 The Clown Prince of the Conservative party has won the election to become London's mayor, sad day for Londoners I think . It's going to be a long, hard road towards the next general election for Labour. Maybe Labour shouldn't have been so quick to give Tony B the boot. "Let's see, we've just had our best ten year stretch ever. Thanks Tony, off you go, we're handing the reins over to Mr. Bean". Brown should have stayed at doing what he does best, looking after the money, and let a proper PM candidate, like Miliband, take over. Another second of Tony Blair would have too much, no matter who his successor was. If you want Miliband as PM, simply pop off down the high street, pull out the dullest bank manager you can find and you'd struggle to tell the difference. New Labour have destroyed politics in this country... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites