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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2010

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Bloody hell, you've got a keen eye.

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What the leaked memo actually said:

 

The elite Category 1 remains unchanged. This consists of only the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Charles, Prince William and Jonathan Ross.

Surely, Clive Dunn would be category 1.

I know it's never likely to be required, a bit like government first-contact protocols, but the Beeb better not get caught short if the unthinkable actually happened.

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Listen to this topical song

 

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Outgay the Village People singing NMKY.

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What the leaked memo actually said:

 

The elite Category 1 remains unchanged. This consists of only the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Charles, Prince William and Jonathan Ross.

Surely, Clive Dunn would be category 1.

I know it's never likely to be required, a bit like government first-contact protocols, but the Beeb better not get caught short if the unthinkable actually happened.

 

You would think that the Prime Minister would be in category 1. It doesn't really matter what you think of the man - if he died it would be quite important...

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They should have acted more Caerphilly.
Chase a cheese down a very steep hill. This annual event for village idiots takes place just outside the village in which I was born. Maybe it's False Memory Syndrome, but I have the distinct impression that I was used as a surrogate cheese in my infancy. It would explain a few things.

 

It has become a victim of its own success. Cheesed off.

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Go and see the feast of cinematic offal that is: Birdemic.

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Plan a cheap holiday in other people's misery, or summat.

 

To put this in context, Maryport residents tell 'Irish' jokes about the residents of Cleator Moor.

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Keep your dead loved ones alive as cardboard cutouts.

 

Thats pretty sad.

 

Could they not have found a better photo?

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Keep your dead loved ones alive as cardboard cutouts.

 

Thats pretty sad.

 

Could they not have found a better photo?

 

Given the likely cost of the cut-out that must have been the BEST photo they could find. They all look unaccountably happy to have him back in cardboard form. I'm wonderin' if there's some backstory here nobody is admitting to.

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