maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 7, 2010 Can I just chip in here and say that as far as I'm aware, Mark Oaten's predilections weren't for the "glass bottom boat", but rather for paying rent boys to defecate in their own underwear, which he would then carry around with him in the Houses of Parliament inside a briefcase, the sexual thrill for him based around the possibility of being caught with a load of soil prozzie kecks on her person. Do continue. No shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomb raider 9 Posted May 7, 2010 Not sure whether it's been posted before, but from a DL-point of view, it's a shame CURE didn't manage to win a seat. The Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality, who were standing in Brighton Pavilion, Doncaster Central, Hitchin & Harpenden and Twickenham, aim to stand up for zombie rights. Their website reads: "We’ve set out our manifesto. We’ve written stupid posts on the Internet. We’ve taken our zombie friends out onto the streets of London. Now it’s over to you. Sure, we’ve not put in 36 hours or whatever Dave Cameron has been doing, but he’s a desperate idiot – and, ironically, after his hard day of campaigning, he looks like a zombie, albeit one Photoshopped bright orange. So get out there, use your vote, and we’d be humbled if you’d vote for CURE. Remember it’s not just the living who need fighting for; it’s the dead rising, too." Their main target seemed to be the Greens - probably because the oddly named Soraya Kara was running in Brighton Pavilion against Caroline Lucas. Her 61 votes were not enough to influence the Green's impressive victory there, but as Lucas is very unlikely to be around for ever and a zombie allegedly is, Soraya might give it another shot in the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted May 8, 2010 With everything inbetween cash for questions, and the latest in expenses scandals do you think it would make much of a difference? Well it makes no diference to you apparently as you live in outer space or something, untouched by the grubby hand of politics... What a clusterfuck! Now... who's ready to open their wallet to pay for it all? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted May 20, 2010 I'd put up with William Hague or Nick Clegg nicking my coffee if I had this pad as a weekend retreat for doing my job. I like the sound of the maze, a good way to get your own back on drunken (or senile) guests who turn up at your dinner party; "the toilets are just this way Baroness Thatcher......" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted May 23, 2010 I'd put up with William Hague or Nick Clegg nicking my coffee if I had this pad as a weekend retreat for doing my job. I like the sound of the maze, a good way to get your own back on drunken (or senile) guests who turn up at your dinner party; "the toilets are just this way Baroness Thatcher......" Like it. But Mrs Rotten says sell it - that's £15m off the National economic short fall, and I say make it into a hotel. In my book, both only would have had flats in the Admiralty Building. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 9, 2010 Does anyone wish to guess who will win the leadership of the Labour Party? Does anyone care? Its a 5 horse race: Diane Abbott; Ed Balls; Andy Burnham; David Miliband; Ed Miliband. Sadly for Notapotao the Thatcher assassin, John McDonnell, withdrew from the nomination process. David Miliband will probably win - although I dislike the cowardly little shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted June 9, 2010 Does anyone wish to guess who will win the leadership of the Labour Party? Does anyone care?Its a 5 horse race: Diane Abbott; Ed Balls; Andy Burnham; David Miliband; Ed Miliband. Sadly for Notapotao the Thatcher assassin, John McDonnell, withdrew from the nomination process. David Miliband will probably win - although I dislike the cowardly little shit. It'd be nice to one day have a Prime Minister Balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted June 10, 2010 Does anyone wish to guess who will win the leadership of the Labour Party? Does anyone care?Its a 5 horse race: Diane Abbott; Ed Balls; Andy Burnham; David Miliband; Ed Miliband. Sadly for Notapotao the Thatcher assassin, John McDonnell, withdrew from the nomination process. David Miliband will probably win - although I dislike the cowardly little shit. It'd be nice to one day have a Prime Minister Balls. We came close, but John Major's dad had the Ball removed at birth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted June 10, 2010 David Miliband; Ed Miliband. Which one's the space cowboy and which is the gangster of love? Oh, wait, no, that's the other brother, isn't it - Steve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted June 10, 2010 David Miliband; Ed Miliband. Which one's the space cowboy and which is the gangster of love? Oh, wait, no, that's the other brother, isn't it - Steve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 10, 2010 David Miliband; Ed Miliband. Which one's the space cowboy and which is the gangster of love? Oh, wait, no, that's the other brother, isn't it - Steve. Did they forget Maurice? You know, it took me several minutes to catch that. I must be below recommended coffee limits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted June 10, 2010 Did they forget Maurice? No, we don't need him now we've got Boris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 12, 2010 Did they forget Maurice? No, we don't need him now we've got Boris Yeah, but Boris needs a haircut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 12, 2010 Did they forget Maurice? No, we don't need him now we've got Boris Yeah, but Boris needs a haircut. Nooooooooo! We can't have a smart Boris, it wouldn't suit his loveable buffon like nature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted June 12, 2010 Did they forget Maurice? No, we don't need him now we've got Boris Yeah, but Boris needs a haircut. More importantly, he needs shooting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 13, 2010 Yeah, but Boris needs a haircut.More importantly, he needs shooting. A vicious machete cut-up is also acceptable. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted August 21, 2010 There would appear to be a very tight election underway in Australia with the Liberals predicted to have a one seat lead over Labor, with 5 seats going to the other parties. So who will be Prime Minister? Tony Abott for the blues, or Julia Gillard for the reds? Personally, I think that Julia (the Rudd murderer) will come out on top due to the Green vote (even though this only gives her one seat and makes it even Stevens. Any guesses from down under? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
