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#41 the_engineer

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:28 AM

Some video footage of Bob at a war memorial this weekend http://www.kxan.com/...sit-memorial-db I'll leave it to you to judge but I would definatately include him on the 2014 list on the basis of that video


He can still stand up , seems to still be able to chat and have a conversation too. Look at zsa zsa or ronnie biggs compared to Bob dole , zsa zsa can only hop and ronnie biggs only uses sign language .


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:41 PM


He will be dead within a year.That's a fact.


24 days until NotaGuest is proven wrong yet again...


An analogy involving a certain marine species contained within a specific type of wooden cask springs to mind...
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:59 PM

So not Schrödinger and a cat in a box then? Posted Image
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?


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Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

#44 Magere Hein

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 08:38 PM

So not Schrödinger and a cat in a box then? Posted Image


Hardly. The wood-confined seafood are the deplorable victims of a thought experiment about certainty. The poor cat was, or is, depending on the outcome, star performer in a thought experiment about uncertainty.

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 10:16 PM


So not Schrödinger and a cat in a box then? Posted Image


Hardly. The wood-confined seafood are the deplorable victims of a thought experiment about certainty. The poor cat was, or is, depending on the outcome, star performer in a thought experiment about uncertainty.

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LOL - Mythbusters apparently even tested it.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 01:54 AM

Got an award, last week.

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Posted 25 September 2014 - 12:01 PM

Bob Dole appearing in this video, supporting Kansas Senator Roberts by sitting in the background:

http://wonkette.com/...on-sure-why-not

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 02:04 AM

Glad to see him back on DL!

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Posted 27 May 2015 - 10:48 AM

Bob Dole on video at memorial service:

 

http://www.wibw.com/...-304912281.html

 

Looks ok, I guess.


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#50 Bibliogryphon

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Posted 16 June 2015 - 11:41 AM

Korean war veteren says Bob Dole looks great

 

I would beg to differ.


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Posted 17 June 2015 - 04:48 AM

Now that he's my #7 pick, I'm going to be all over Mr Dole like white on rice.
He's lined up to be honoured at a June 25th function. I predict he has to withdraw for 'some reason'. Btw maybe I got my wires crossed and it's his Puritan wife Elizabeth who is unaware of her pending doom?
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Posted 17 June 2015 - 10:54 AM

Now that he's my #7 pick, I'm going to be all over Mr Dole like white on rice.
 

 

What does "white on rice" mean?


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Posted 17 June 2015 - 02:39 PM

Now that he's my #7 pick, I'm going to be all over Mr Dole like white on rice.

 
What does "white on rice" mean?
I think it means wholesome or something like that
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Posted 18 June 2015 - 04:09 AM

Now that he's my #7 pick, I'm going to be all over Mr Dole like white on rice.

 
What does "white on rice" mean?
I think it means wholesome or something like that

Seriously?

Ok. Let's try this. I'll be all over Dole like a cheap suit.
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Posted 18 June 2015 - 09:40 AM

 

 

 

Now that he's my #7 pick, I'm going to be all over Mr Dole like white on rice.

 
What does "white on rice" mean?
I think it means wholesome or something like that

Seriously?

Ok. Let's try this. I'll be all over Dole like a cheap suit.
SC

 

 

"Like a rash" is my usual preferred simile.


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Posted 18 June 2015 - 10:36 AM

 

 

 

 

Now that he's my #7 pick, I'm going to be all over Mr Dole like white on rice.

 
What does "white on rice" mean?
I think it means wholesome or something like that

Seriously?

Ok. Let's try this. I'll be all over Dole like a cheap suit.
SC

 

 

"Like a rash" is my usual preferred simile.

 

 

"Like hump on granny" interpret that how you will...


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BS' BC - 2013 = 12.
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Posted 11 July 2015 - 12:07 PM

Came across this Bob Dole timeline; sharing because that's how Sir Creep rolls.
http://www.abc-7.com...dole-fast-facts
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 08:24 AM

my pick for death number 9

 

 

 

im rooting for you bob!!!



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Posted 22 July 2015 - 02:09 AM

92 today! :birthday:


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Posted 22 July 2015 - 12:59 PM

92 today! :birthday:

 

 

Aye, respect, when he tried to get the Republican nomination there were concerns about his health and longevity; misguided, then.




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