Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted January 28, 2011 http://www.ischarliesheendead.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 28, 2011 http://www.ischarliesheendead.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted January 29, 2011 What is there to say, other than old habits die hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted February 25, 2011 Think he's definitely cementing his role as the nu-era Reed/Love/Lohan role as society's favourite emotionally stunted alcoholic fuck-up. Here's a few quotes from a recent interview: Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. "It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat. It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted February 25, 2011 Charlie Sheen poses with his nanny girlfriend, ex-wife and a porn star - who have ALL moved into his Hollywood mansion. Sex MaSHEEN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted February 26, 2011 Looks as though the Death Knell may have sounded for Two and a Half Men http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12575190 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted February 28, 2011 Charlie got a rather appropriate tattoo: (see story) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted February 28, 2011 High points of this interview "My brain is not of this earthly realm" "I'm not bipolar. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there." "WINNING~!" "The last time I took drugs I was taking more drugs than anyone has ever survived. I was snorting seven grams of cocaine" "Dying's for fools" "My life now is perfect." "Can't is the cancer of doing" "My run of partying made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted March 1, 2011 Did I hear he had a drugs test during an interview? Mind you he wasn't on Jeremy Kyle this morning, so I could be wrong. Edit- so he did!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIL7Nnlw1LI And he's been clean for 72 hours- Martin will be so proud! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted March 4, 2011 CBS confirms they have Sheen's obituary ready to run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weasel 2 Posted March 8, 2011 Charlie is certainly making the most of his 15 minutes of fame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted March 9, 2011 Probably had enough coke to kill Two and a half men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 11, 2011 It's all over In other news, CBS is rumored to be in talks with Mo Khaddafy's people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted March 11, 2011 Gentlemen, Mark your agendas! (And in case this remark was inserted as a prank, here's the screenshot in case it gets lost.) Update: Indeed, Charlie is gone.... (from that wikipedia page.) History. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted April 3, 2011 Charlie Sheen as a relevant meme: RIP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted April 3, 2011 Charlie Sheen as a relevant meme: RIP. Honestly what were people expecting, they could have just stayed home and watched the same thing on youtube for free. One born every minute... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 3, 2011 Charlie Sheen as a relevant meme: RIP. I still would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted June 27, 2011 Looks like they are killing off his character 'Charlie Harper to die a tragic death' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted December 9, 2012 Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, hospitalised for "exhaustion", wink wink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hitz 3 Posted December 9, 2012 I was knew they had something in common. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted December 24, 2014 Conveniently turns out to be battling a "pre-cancerous throat condition" after his TV show gets cancelled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted December 25, 2014 Conveniently turns out to be battling a "pre-cancerous throat condition" after his TV show gets cancelled. I've read rumours that the cancellation of the show has brought back the old days for him, you know, hookers and blow. I have a feeling there is a sex accident or half-overdose/half-suicide coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EGN 121 Posted December 25, 2014 I have a feeling there is a sex accident or half-overdose/half-suicide coming. Never heard of snapped banjo string being fatal, so I'd hold out hope for the accident/suicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted June 10, 2015 Charlie Sheen hospitalised after food-poisoning: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3117158/Paramedics-called-Los-Angeles-home-troubled-actor-Charlie-Sheen-suffers-case-extreme-food-posioning.html Stop teasing me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted September 3, 2015 50 years old today!! I hope he celebrates it massively. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
